Nicole got hit on today! Nicole & Sasheer talk getting nuzzled at the bar, stuffing bras to make trash tits, and debate if Nicole is humble. Then they answer listener questions about pole dancing technique, vacationing with couples even if you’re single, and what to do you if you don’t like your friend’s friend.

Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:

nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

(424) 645-7003

The Teachers talk about hell, Todd’s step count, and Howard’s fear of water. Later, Bill’s brother Chris Cravy (Devin Field) makes his bid to become a permanent co-host of the show.

Lawyer, historian, and author Robert Icenhauer-Ramirez sits down with Jonathan to discuss the Civil War and its aftermath, including what happened to confederate officials, the process of abolishing slavery, Lincoln’s presidency, and much more.

Professor Icenhauer-Ramirez’s book “Treason on Trial: United States v. Jefferson Davis” exposes the legality behind why no one was held accountable for starting the Civil War.

Find out what today’s guest and former guests are up to by following us on Instagram and Twitter @CuriousWithJVN.

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To keep you entertained at home, we’re rereleasing some classic Earwolf and Premium episodes from behind the paywall! You can find the rest of this series on Stitcher Premium.

Welcome to the world of Mike Detective, PI. In this episode, we get to know the gritty world of crime and puns in which Mike lives, and the beautiful ladies who keep his business afloat.

Marissa and Listler check in from their separate undisclosed locations to give you  the live show they recorded in January at the San Francisco Sketch Fest. They are joined by Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman (Jason Mantzoukas), Dr. Lionel Drioche (Seth Morris), and Coach Bill Coach (Carl Tart). Marissa reveals some huge news and we have a live Listler’s Love Lockdown update! Enjoy Wompsters.

On a special quarantined episode, Off Book and the Family Band chat about soft pants, Zoom, Tiger King, and more to inspire songs like ““Need a Softer Touch”, “6 Alphas On The Zoom”, and “I am a King With a Tiger Next To Me.” Presented by “What Sound Does A Wooden Frog Make?”

Fired from his union position, this guy turned to gig economy jobs in the midst of coronavirus. Things are serious right now, but Geth still gets a chance to find out if he ever steals a jalapeno popper and they muse about a future filled with robot dogs

This week Raiza, Oscar, Carlos, and Tony check in with each other as they are all separately quarantined. They talk about what they miss, sleeping routines, and what they’ve been doing as they practice social distancing.

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What’s up, Con-gregation? This week Jameela Jamil is in studio to break down the basics on THE basic- Caroline Calloway.  Jameela’s new podcast, I WEIGH WITH JAMEELA JAMIL, is out on Friday April 3 wherever you get your podcasts. h.earwolf.com/iweigh

Research by Sharilyn Vera.

SOURCES: 

The CUT – The story of Caroline Calloway and her ghost writer Natalie [thecut.com] 

VICE — Influencer Caroline Calloway Isn’t a Scammer, Just a Self-Obsessed Mess [vice.com] 

Caroline’s instagram- (where she is currently spiraling)

https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/katienotopoulos/caroline-calloway-instagram-influencer-tour-canceled-scam [buzzfeednews.com] 

https://www.wmagazine.com/story/caroline-calloway-creativity-workshop [wmagazine.com] 

https://www.pajiba.com/web_culture/the-case-of-caroline-calloway-and-her-creativity-workshop-tour.php [pajiba.com] 

https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/a3wwy4/cambridges-most-controversial-instagram-celebrity-gets-the-last-laugh [vice.com]

Do you not just want to hear about adventures, but also the crushing boredom of long space travel? In this special bottle episode, caller Number Seven Elsa Rankfort joins Sorry to discuss what humans do between missions.

Actor, comedian, and screenwriter Deon Cole talks with Andy Richter about getting onstage for the first time (for 50 dollars), his leathermaking side business, and how sticking it out as the first black writer on Conan led him to work on Angie Tribeca and Black-ish. Plus, Deon discusses plans to expand his fanbase.

The Boys help TONY HAWK make the next Tony Hawk’s Pro Skater video game.

Jena and Dr Amesh Adalja reconnect for an update or Dr Adalja’s experiences treating Coronavirus in Pittsburgh, how the virus is spreading, when we might see it peak, and what precautions he thinks are reasonable for the average citizen to take.

Cody Ziglar (The Dark Weeb, She Hulk) and Anna Salinas (Foghorn) join Edgar and Jacquis to chop it up like friends do! They talk about canceling at the last minute, testing your significant other, and more!

Nick, Heather, and Matt deep dive on The Stanley Parable. They discuss the game as an art piece, the branching narratives, breaking the rules, and more!

“For such a success, I feel like a failure.” Writer and comedian, Demi Adejuyigbe joins Vicky to bond over their struggles on the road to success. Using tarot, Vicky helps Demi get to the bottom of his dating woes. From meet-cutes to long distance relationships to… phone stuff?! this episode feels like Lisa Frank threw up. 

Burnt Millipede and Joan Pedestrian, hosts of The Neighborhood Listen podcast join Scott to talk about some of the residents of their hometown of Dignity Falls, the awards Joan has won as top realtor of her town, and why Burnt isn’t allowed to perform as Santa Claus anymore. Plus, food critic Dickie Caroline’s calls in to talk about his review methods.

Momo the Mouse returns, newly knighted, among other changes.

Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Momo the Mouse: Erin Keif
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Matt Young, and Adal Rifai
Post-Production Coordination: Garrett Schultz
Earwolf Producer: Kimmie Lucas
Editor: Chris Rathjen
Special Assistance: Ryan DiGiorgi
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Sea Shanty Theme: Arne Parrott
Violin Cover: Nick Plays Notes

America can’t have nice things, including female astronauts in the first space program. We tried, when 13 women tested for outer space exploration, but the men in charge were whiny baby men who couldn’t handle how well the female candidates did and canceled the program. Learn all about Jerrie Cobb, who should have been the first woman in space, in this week’s History: The Shequel hosted by Erin and Selina.

Epidemiologist Elyse Fritschel zooms with Cameron to discuss ways to properly defend against COVID-19, the role of an epidemiologist, and the new ER experience.

See resources below from Elyse to stay informed about COVID-19:

Research-oriented/geeky:

The CDC’s Emerging Infectious Diseases Journal: https://wwwnc.cdc.gov/eid/ http://91-divoc.com/pages/covid-visualization/

The New England Journal of Medicine: https://www.nejm.org/coronavirus https://www.imperial.ac.uk/media/imperial-college/medicine/sph/ide/gida-fellowships/Imperial-College-COVID19-NPI-modelling-16-03-2020.pdf 

General: I refer to The New York Times often. If you cannot afford a subscription and have a library card, visit your local library’s website for details on accessing resources like https://www.nytimes.com https://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2020/03/how-will-coronavirus-end/608719/ 

Global: Johns Hopkins COVID Tracker: https://www.arcgis.com/apps/opsdashboard/index.html#/bda7594740fd40299423467b48e9ecf6

World Health Organization:

https://www.afro.who.int/health-topics/coronavirus-covid-19

National: CDC: https://www.cdc.gov/coronavirus/2019-ncov/index.html

Johns Hopkins Center for Health Security: http://www.centerforhealthsecurity.org/resources/COVID-19/index.html 

Check your County and State’s local health department websites for local information.

Sidekick Stephanie Hunt returns in bed with Nick and Megan to discuss their own spiritual and religious upbringings, finding your own inner peace and the importance of laughter for your health.

Comedian and actor Steve Coogan feels quietly optimistic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Steve sits down with Conan to talk about channeling comic persona Alan Partridge, Steve’s newest film Greed, portraying Stan Laurel in Stan & Ollie, and not minding when someone doesn’t think he’s funny. Plus, Conan and his team look back on Conan’s technological achievements with a special montage.

Got a question for Conan? Call our voicemail: (323) 451-2821.

For Conan videos, tour dates and more visit TeamCoco.com.

Casey and Danielle chat from their respective remote nooks about astrology, if a housewife spitting on another housewife is even news worthy and the Potomac preview. Join them on instagram live following the NYC premiere on April 2nd at 7pmPST / 10pmEST and pretend you don’t notice Casey’s roots and Danielle’s pubes have grown out! Go to Casey’s instagram to watch!! @CaseyRoseWilson 

I Weigh with Jameela Jamil is a podcast about shame – what causes it, how it feels, and how to grow past it. Each week, actor, host, and activist Jameela Jamil talks with guests such as Gloria Steinem, Beanie Feldstein, Matt McGorry, Neal Brennan, Tarana Burke, Roxanne Gay, and Aisling Bea, about their own experiences of working through shame. I Weigh with Jameela Jamil premieres Friday, April 3 wherever you get your podcasts. 

Live from Boston, Paul, June and Jason discuss the 2016 action film The Great Wall. They talk about space dogs, Matt Damon’s accent, magnets, and much more.

Subscribe to Unspooled with Paul Scheer and Amy Nicholson here: http://www.earwolf.com/show/unspooled/

Check out our tour dates over at www.hdtgm.com!

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

@PaulScheer on Instagram & Twitter

@Junediane on IG and @MsJuneDiane on Twitter

The Boys are releasing one Pro Version episode from behind the paywall every Friday in Try Month. In this episode, The Boys help you make the perfect Super Bowl party snacks.
To hear all episodes of The Pro Version and Hollywood Handbook: The Ads Version, go to stitcherpremium.com and sign up with the code ‘HANDBOOK’ to get your first month free.

Comic and gamer Chris Bryant joins Dave and Matt to talk about diversifying the video game industry, handling homophobia abroad, and having a complicated relationship with his hometown. Plus, being diagnosed with autism (and dating someone else on the spectrum), being open about mental health, and learning how to use Twitter for good.

Seena Ghaznavi and Evan Siegfried join Negin to discuss the politics of coronavirus and tips on how to stay sane during self isolation. They also share how they’ve been navigating romance and dating in this strange new reality.

Amy & Paul deliberate over 1957’s Sidney Lumet jury-room drama 12 Angry Men! They ask if all-male juries were ever common, compare Lumet’s version to William Friedkin’s remake, and praise the powerful performances in this ever-relevant film, Plus: Jury consultant Marissa Beyers talk about how jury selection has evolved since the 50s.

For Sullivan’s Travels week, who’s a movie director you think could learn something on the road? Call the Unspooled voicemail line at 747-666-5824 with your answer! Follow us on Twitter @Unspooled, get more info at unspooledpod.com and don’t forget to rate, review & subscribe to us on Apple Podcasts. Photo credit: Kim Troxall