Live from SF Sketchfest, it’s a brand new romantic Russian musical complete with Borat impressions and special guests John Michael Higgins (Pitch Perfect, Best in Show, Great News) and Arden Myrin (Shameless, MadTV). With songs like “Look Sweet and Walk Low”, “Ti-tah from Utah”, and “It’s Hard Being Michael Kors” you won’t be low listening to these sweet tunes!

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Ku-Ku and the Clem Dawg welcome RYAN GAUL from Berjerllion into the studio to do some of their famous segments.

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Producer and host for Clevver Lily Marston joins Emily and Deanna to take a beauty deep dive on this week’s HTBLO! Lily explains how she went from intern to host of shows like Beauty Break and Beauty Trippin. Plus, she talks vagina steams, the best part about meeting the Kardashians, microblading, and every kind of weird yoga imaginable.

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From twixt the stacks of the Marina del Rey Public High School Library, Marissa and Listler are joined by Mary Beth Walter (Pamela Murphy), the job fair recruiter from Dimensions, Inc. Mary Beth talks about her cat rescue operation and the most romantic thing ever done for her by a human man during Hot Topics. Then, Listler’s Love Lockdown brings a listener request for advice on achieving your dreams, and Mary Beth explains how she wound up following a boy to California during Spotlight On.

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Return with us to Kevin’s side-splitting session with the mastermind behind TV’s “Seinfeld” and “Curb Your Enthusiasm”, the frequently-frustrated, forever-funny Larry David!

Actress Arden Rose (Mr. Student Body President) joins Jensen and guest co-host Ali Segel to talk about accidentally regularly posting videos on YouTube, musician Gus Dapperton, Dark, Celeste, how we were late on Luke McGarry, Jorja Smith, and many more things you should know about.

Longtime listeners know: math is Chris Gethard’s nemesis. A real-life mathematician calls in and gives Gethard the most thrilling math quiz ever on a podcast. (We feel safe making that claim.) He also talks about his struggle with substances in college and getting sober. Geth also tells a never-before-heard story about an unusual religious ceremony in the rainforest, which involves hallucinogens and terrible diarrhea.

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NO MF TAGGING!!! Casey weighs in on what’s going on with the original housewives. Happy Valentines Day!

Film critic Russ Fischer joins Amy for the second week of Oscars Month with a showdown from the 1970 Academy Awards: “Midnight Cowboy” vs. “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid.” First, they discuss the Texas cowboy identity, X-rating, and treatment of homosexuality in “Midnight Cowboy.” Then they tackle “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid,” noting what it pulls from Greek myth, its combined star power of Paul Newman and Robert Redford, and how it set the blockbuster paradigm. Should “Midnight Cowboy” or “Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid” enter The Canon? Cast your vote on the Earwolf forums now!

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They say the past is a foreign country. (Trust us, it’s a saying!) What they leave off in that aphorism is the fact that the foreign land of Past-zakhstan is a foreign country of constant pranks and goofs. From 1950s America to Renaissance Italy to the Norman conquest of England, our ancestors were all about changing the world AND yoink-ing each other every step of the way.

On this week’s episode of The Cracked Podcast, Alex Schmidt is LIVE at UCB Sunset with comedians Caitlin Gill, Christine Medrano, and Blake Wexler. They’ll run down the all-time silliest nonsense of actual human history. And the audience joins in at the end with some historical pranks and goofs of their own, because our live shows are interactive and fun like that.

Footnotes: https://goo.gl/SKp2qk

Comedian Todd Glass joins Scott to talk about his new Netflix special Act Happy, the importance of audience cutaways, and understanding the man cave. Then, British prime minister Winston Churchill drops in to share his Oscar predictions. Plus, dental hygienist Becky stops by to talk about her favorite mouths and the best unexpected use for teeth.

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Gilbert and Frank reach out to one of their favorite performers, actor Gino Conforti (“Three’s Company,” “Man of La Mancha”) who discusses the life of a “journeyman” actor and looks back on his working relationships with Lucille Ball, Sammy Davis Jr., Zero Mostel, Debbie Reynolds and Orson Welles. Also, Sophia Loren takes a spill, Jerome Robbins takes a powder, Jonathan Winters comes to dinner and Gilbert and Gino remember the late, great John Ritter. PLUS: “Bungle Abbey”! Uncle Carl Laemmle! In praise of Tom Hanks! Gino “befriends” Sally Field! And the Golden Helmet of Mambrino!

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Paul F. Tompkins lovingly welcomes all back to Spontaneanation! This time out, Paul’s special guest is LeVar Burton of LeVar Burton Reads, Reading Rainbow, Roots, and Star Trek: The Next Generation! LeVar chats about what he thinks of Lyft drivers, witnessing a couple having sex as he was scuba diving, and being caught in a series of rapids in South-Central Africa. Then, they are joined by improvisers Zeke Nicholson, Ronnie Adrian, and Laci Mosley, to improvise a story set in Schenectady, NY. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

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Larry Birdman, the commissioner of the Foon Mittens League, is back with good news about Hogsface’s bid to get a new Mittens team.

Credits:

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Larry Birdman: Rush Howell
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Garrett Schultz
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz      

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Suicide booths, what do you get a dude for Valentine’s Day, and more on this week’s minisode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Freejack, opens up the Mail Bag, and the Movie Bitches review Star Wars: The Last Jedi. Plus, important info on next week’s movie!

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

You can see Jason, June, and Paul in The Disaster Artist in theaters now.

Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. Paul can be seen on A Futile and Stupid Gesture, Wet Hot American Summer: Ten Years Later, Opening Night, and Veep. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in The Good Place, The House, The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

The hilarious Jimmy Fowlie joins Dave and Matt this week to talk all about Vanderpump Rules, getting back together with exes, and Kathy Griffin. Plus, Dave gets excited about seeing Dua Lipa, Matt and Jimmy bond over bushes, and Jimmy talks about his La La Land one-woman show experience.

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Stephanie Butnick (Unorthodox) and Sam Sanders (It’s Been a Minute) join Negin to discuss the dip in the stock market and ask: should we be worried? Plus, they chat about the government shutdown and Nancy Pelosi’s marathon speech in support of the Dreamers. Lastly, the panel weighs the pros and cons of Trump’s plans for a military parade.

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Bryan and Erin start off by telling us how they really feel about the Super Bowl before getting into their top stories of the week! Erin discusses the disturbing practice of inserting extra stitches to the vagina post-childbirth known as “stitches for daddy.” Then, Bryan focuses on Indiana Senate Bill 65 and how it makes it even more difficult for kids to get access to medically accurate sex education. Plus, actress Punam Patel joins in to talk about her Florida nativeness and the reality show Love After Lockup before she and Bryan embark on a world tour of accent practice.

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John Gemberling, Gil Ozeri, and Curtis Gwinn join Matt Besser for a live improv4humans! They take a selection of Crap on YouTubes that inspire scenes about a disagreement over a clichéd joke, sharing a manhole fetish on the first date, and an intervention disguised as a Pokémon tournament. Plus, we hear the story of the first elf-reindeer hybrid and the inventors of YouTube share their very first captures.

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Eating your heart out with Phil Rosenthal.

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Casey and Danielle are guestless in the nook. They cover Beverly Hills, Lisa V as devil/angel, Dorit’s bronzed bosom and why “3 is tough.” They process Stormi as well as Casey’s new attitude on PK and introduce a new show that will blow hearts and minds

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Actor and producer Brian Yang (Hawaii Five-0) joins Andrew to discuss the racism black people experience in China, roles he’s felt uncomfortable in, why cultural appropriation is a one-way street, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Actor, writer, and improviser Ben Schwartz returns to Who Charted this week to discuss everything from friendship lists to war stories! Ben gives the scoop on his role alongside Billy Crystal in the new film “We Are Unsatisfied” while helping Howard and Kulap count down Billboard’s Top 5 Songs from 1981. Then, Ben shares intel on his new wine-focused podcast during the Movie Chart. Later, a listener call prompts Howard to prove that summah is better than winter with a single song and Engineer Sam shows off his meaningful new tattoo on Two Charted.

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Actor Alec Baldwin (Lee Rubenstein) leans into five or six different controversies on today’s Hard Nation. He talks satire in the age of Trump, what the “AB” stands for in “ABFoundation,” and why America won the hunt for Red October. Plus: Mark shouldn’t have invested in Bitcoin. Dilly dilly!

Comedians Julio Torres (SNL) and Ziwe Fumudoh (The Rundown with Robin Thede) join Jo & Manolo to play listener-created games with callers. 

Games played: The Store of the Rising Sun, Catchphrase!, and Museum of Me

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The girls welcome actor Thomas Barbusca (The Mick) on to talk about how he gets the hue in his hair, Kanye fandom, and his favorite roles he’s landed. Plus, Thomas makes the case for socks over sneakers as an expression of style and explains why he owns Bitcoin but doesn’t trust it before sharing his youthful insights during a game of Over It or Into It.

The Boys try to be helpful to Nick but he doesn’t wanna listen.

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New-ish student and the only junior with a full beard Ashton Whispers joins Marissa and Listler this week to share his moving original poetry. Ashton aka the King of Mystery talks about living on a military base in San Pedro, having a famous porn star for a mom, and how he came to own a pet crow. Plus, Ashton uses his poems to help listeners with butt-slapping anxiety and more during Listler’s Love Lockdown.

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