Latest Episodes
March 16, 2017
Kevin and Kamau hunker down this week to offer their long-awaited critique of the infamous Denzel debut feature, “Carbon Copy.” But first, they discuss recent topics such as Jordan Peele’s success with “Get Out” and the alternate reality in which Denzel played Vincent in “Pulp Fiction.” Then they dive into “Carbon Copy,” noting how it would be received were it released today, Denzel’s purposeful injections into the film, and their favorite awful lines.
March 16, 2017
Adam McKay and Neil Casey join Matt Besser for a special improv3humans! They perform scenes about a gourmet cook who uses Chef Boyardee sauce in his recipes, a boy with a talent for hiding and complaining, and a skydiver who is concerned about his vintage shoes. Plus, a Home Shopping Network agent is excessively judgmental, and the race for the title of World’s Youngest Record Holder gets heated.
This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: IMPROV).
March 15, 2017
On today’s podcast Casey and Danielle are joined by President and Founder of the Real Housewives institute Brian J. Moylan to discuss junk boats and junk humans. They also try to get to the bottom of Phaedras vacation wear and Erica Jaynes expensive hanger ons
Plus Adam Pally leaves a message to discuss his pajama clad appearance on watch what happens live.
This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Texture (www.texture.com/housewives), and DirtyLemon (www.dirtylemon.com).
March 15, 2017
Hilarious actor, writer, improviser Jordan Black (The Black Version) joins Andrew to talk about how he’s dealing with the Trump era, Steve King’s controversial “babies” tweet, A Goofy Movie, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.
March 15, 2017
EP. 57 — The Running Man and Die Hard with Steven de Souza: Live from Alamo Drafthouse
Guest Steven E. de Souza
Presented by the Alamo Drafthouse and recorded live from The Regent Theater in Downtown Los Angeles, Matt speaks with screenwriter Steven de Souza about the 1987 film The Running Man and 1988 film Die Hard. Steven lays urban myths to rest and goes in depth about both films including the unavoidable political aspects of the now 30 year old film The Running Man compared to today’s political climate and the ever changing script almost down to the wire of Die Hard. Plus, we hear a bit how the cult classic Hudson Hawk become what it is thanks to Bruce Willis’ input.
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: WASTHERE) and Hullo (www.hullopillow.com/IWTT).
March 15, 2017
The day Sophie got her period, there were phone calls and high-fives all around. Sophie was psyched. But her mom, author Amy Silverman, felt torn. What does it mean to have daughter with a grown-up body, and a mind that doesn’t quite match? To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com!
This episode is brought to you by Aeroflow, Crane & Canopy, Sun Basket, Care.com, and Kopari.
March 15, 2017
Fox News host Bill O’Reilly (Seth Morris) had Mark & Pete on his show, and Hard Nation is running the interview in full! Listen to some of the show’s best moments, while learning about the international Build-A-Bear conspiracy and Hillary Clinton’s secret penis.
This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/HARDNATION) and MyHopscotch (www.myhopscotch.com code: HARD).
March 15, 2017
Writer and host of “Hollywood Handbook” Hayes Davenport joins Howard and Kulap this week to review his favorite fake fights. They deal with the recent chartroversy and list their top Kyles while counting down Spotify’s Top 5 US Songs, and Howard presents a spider’s quandary during the Movie Chart. Plus, they talk fresh restaurant ventures and tackle a listener question regarding theme park hacks during Two Charted.
March 14, 2017
For the one-year anniversary episode, Chris reunites with the very first Beautiful Anonymous caller: Ron Paul’s Baby. Find out if having his story told to millions of people has changed him for better or worse. Did the spotlight destroy him or save him? Most importantly – has it gotten him some dates?
This episode is brought to you by Mailchimp (www.mailchimp.com), Seeso (www.seeso.com), ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/beautiful), and Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/BEAUTIFUL).
March 14, 2017
Join Kevin as he sits down with beloved character actor Stephen Root (Office Space, King of the Hill). Stephen chats about his days as disco bartender while performing off- off Broadway as Kevin quizzes him on his costars’ names.
This episode is brought to you by Mack Weldon (www.mackweldon.com code: KEVIN).
March 14, 2017
Rapper, podcaster, actor Scroobius Pip joins Jensen and Matty this week to talk about XXXTENTACION, SuperBob, Thundercat’s “Drunk,” how we were late on John Wick, and many more things you should know about.
This episode is brought to you by MyHopscotch.com (www.myhopscotch.com code: KARP).
March 14, 2017
Hayes and Sean are joined by MARY HOLLAND, LAUREN LAPKUS, and ERIN WHITEHEAD to talk about doing comedy as a group.
This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/handbook) and ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/first).
March 14, 2017
SourceFed’s Ava Gordy joins Emily and Deanna this week to discuss her preferred news stories to cover, the Petty Patty craze, and the business merits of Instagram. Plus, Ava tells the story of her involvement with Bee Movie memes, and Engineer Brett shares his personal connection to Salt Bae.
This episode is brought to you by ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/omfg).
March 13, 2017
It’s become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come’s your fix. It’s something like, “Trump Surrogate Says Jews in the Holocaust Didn’t Have it So Bad!” and you’re off to the races. How could he!? Do they know how insensitive that is!? And so on, and so forth until tomorrow, when it’s something else. It’s the rage machine and it exists on both sides.
For every “Trump Eats Steak Well Done With Ketchup,” you see on on the left, folks on the right will see something like “Communist Sympathizer Lena Dunham Thinks Pedophiles Should Teach Kindergarten.” And the big secret is: both sides are getting played. The nonstop outrage engine is a contrivance, a counterfeit system made by people trying to profit off notoriety, and fueled by humanity’s physiological addiction to anger. We hate it. And we love it. And we can’t fucking stop.
On this week’s podcast, Jack O’Brien is joined by Cracked editors Jason Pargin (aka David Wong), Katie Golden and Alex Schmidt to break-down how the non-stop rage machine works, who’s profiting from it, and why this snake eating its tail is so addictive to the human psyche.
Footnotes:
Article: Cracked: 5 Ways to Stay Sane in an Era of Non-Stop Outrage: https://goo.gl/yQ5qan
Article: Cracked: 7 Creepy Ways Corporations Are Turning You Into an Addict: https://goo.gl/nbQJhb
Cracked Podcast: Why the Food Industry is Evil: https://goo.gl/QsCyyC
Article: The New Yorker: The Hell You Say: https://goo.gl/1qOLI0
Article: Rand Corporation: The Russian Firehose of Falsehood Propaganda Model: https://goo.gl/CmrBJe
Check out our new series ‘ After the Trump ‘ on Cracked: https://goo.gl/dDcGWZ
March 13, 2017
The Mysterious Man and Craig listen in on Arnor the Warrior, Axelrod the Real Estate Agent, Princess Belaroth the Play Producer and more.
Arnor: Blaine Swen
Soul Walker: Ross Bryant
Axelrod ReMax: Mark McConville
Couple Being Shown the Castle: Matt Gourley and Amanda Lund
Princess Trachea-Aurelia Belaroth: Megan O’Neill
Benedict Whisperbrew: Brendan Dowling
Metanoid: Jorin Garguilo
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi
Tricia: Kate James
Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Chris Rathjen
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz
Episode Art: Ross Bryant
March 13, 2017
Gilbert and Frank chat with veteran character actor Jamie Farr, who looks back on 60+ years of showbiz memories, including sharing the big and small screen with legends Bob Hope, Doris Day, Sidney Poitier, Danny Kaye and Ed Wynn. Also, Jamie tours with Red Skelton, takes a class with Clint Eastwood, runs afoul of Joey Bishop and borrows a frock from Ginger Rogers. PLUS: “Murder Can Hurt You”! “Who’s Minding the Mint?”! The mad genius of Chuck Barris! Lenny Bruce inspires Klinger! And the greatest prime-time lineup in TV history!
March 13, 2017
Our old friend and German pretzel maker August Lindt from Düsseldorf is back from vacation and joins Scott & intern Gino Lambardo on this week’s Comedy Bang! Bang! They’ll chat about Gino’s Long Island Museum, August’s pretzel evaluation process which includes tasting and handing them off to a monkey, and August’s experience in a Mars simulator inside a volcano in Hawaii.
This episode is brought to you by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: BANGBANG), Black Tux (www.theblacktux.com/BANGBANG), and Delta Airlines Gogo App.
March 13, 2017
EP. 103 — The Break Room Of A Very Busy Quiznos
Guest Dave Holmes Jean Villepique Amanda Lund Zeke Nicholson
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes folks, friends, and customers to Spontaneanation! This week, Paul’s special return guest is podcaster, TV host, and author Dave Holmes! They chat about what clubs Dave was a part of in high school, how he was able to host a college radio show despite not being a college student, and experiencing an important revelation during an episode of “The Leftovers.”. Paul is then joined by Jean Villepique, Amanda Lund, and Zeke Nicholson, to improvise a story set in The Break Room Of A Very Busy Quiznos. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!
This episode is brought to you by Seeso (www.seeso.com code: PFT) and Leesa.com (www.leesa.com code: PFT).
March 10, 2017
Liam Neeson vs. Leslie Nielsen, Ernie Reyes speaks and much more is covered on this week’s mini-sode! Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Surf Ninjas, we hear Blake J. Harris interview Ernie Reyes Jr. and Nicolas Cowan about Surf Ninjas (hear the whole thing in HDTGM: Origin Stories on Howl and Stitcher Premium) and the Movie Bitches review Split. Plus, we find out which horror film we’ll be covering on next week’s episode!
Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:
Paul’s new comedy Drive Share is available on Go90. You can see June and Paul on NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.
Jason can be seen in The Lego Batman Movie, How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.
This episode is brought to you by Blue Apron (www.blueapron.com/bonkers).
March 10, 2017
Rory Albanese (The Daily Show) and Scott Blakeman (Laughing Liberally) join Negin to talk about the GOP’s health care proposal, the WikiLeaks dump of alleged C.I.A. hacking documents, and far right candidate Marine Le Pen’s presidential run in France. Plus, is Frexit next?
This episode is brought to you by CredoMobile (www.credomobile.com/fakethenation).
March 10, 2017
Welcome to The Kettle Bros. Podcast hosted by Andrew Martinis (Eugene Cordero) & Johnny Rocky Horror (Ryan Stanger)! It’s the personal exercise podcast where discussions and questions on all things exercise and diet are explored. This week’s special guest is KrossPhitt 911’s number one trainer J-Pow Dejacomo who joins The Kettle Bros. for their signature segments Current Fit Trends, Gripes and Wipes, and Tatiana Ali Is Beautiful. Plus, Traci Reardon joins The Kettle Bros. to help her Twitter followers with workout advice in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”
March 10, 2017
Co-head writer of SNL Chris Kelly joins Ronna and Beverly this week to chat about which cast members he thinks should be fired, his entrance into the comedy world, keeping up with the fast pace of current events, Kellyanne Conway’s stand-up, his movie “Other People,” and much, much more.
This episode is sponsored by Squarespace (www.squarespace.com code: SHALOM) and ThirdLove (www.thirdlove.com/shalom).
March 10, 2017
Actor, comedian, and director of “Fist Fight” Richie Keen joins Randy and Jason for this week’s Sklarbro Country! We hear about Jerry Lawler’s crime reminder and an Alberta man stockpiling missiles before the Sklars talk to Richie about his ten-year directing career and his Rage Against the Machine story. During Quick Hits, they discuss a severe bowling uniform infraction and Jose Abreu’s smuggling testimony, and Dick Vitale stops by to give his assessment of this year’s March Madness.
This episode is sponsored by ZipRecruiter (www.ziprecruiter.com/happy) and Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/sklar).
March 9, 2017
This week Bryan discusses a horrid date he once had with a plastic surgeon, while Erin shares a dramatic reading of Karen Pence’s twitter account. Also, a recent article in the Huffington post called “Together Alone” discusses gay culture but at the same time makes mass generalizations, and rural area hospitals are not following the Emergency Medical Treatment and Labor Act and are turning away women in labor.
March 9, 2017
EP. 281 — The Staves and the Telekinetic Dunk
Guest The Staves Eugene Cordero John Gemberling Shaun Diston
Special musical guests The Staves join John Gemberling, Eugene Cordero, Shaun Diston, and Matt Besser for this week’s improv4humans. The Staves play songs that inspire scenes about a prison tattoo with terrible side effects, misunderstanding the concept of an Xbox, and a band that compliments every city but the one they’re playing in. Plus, John has a hard time getting his name spelled correctly at Starbucks, and telekinetic children push the boundaries of acceptable behavior.
This episode is sponsored by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/improv) and MVMT Watches (www.mvmtwatches.com/improv).
March 9, 2017
Tony Robbins has a packed resume: he’s a bestselling author, entrepreneur, philanthropist and renowned motivational speaker. In addition to being a self-help titan, Robbins has advised presidents and star athletes, and is involved in 31 businesses which he says generate annual sales of $5 billion. He joins Katie and Brian to discuss his difficult childhood, his remarkable career, his new book, and how President Trump’s leadership style compares to President Obama’s. Plus, he explains why he jumps into a cold pool every morning and demonstrates some “radical explosive breathing” exercises.
This episode is brought to you by Crane & Canopy (www.craneandcanopy.com/KATIE), Toyota Highlander 2, and Ting Mobile (www.katie.ting.com).
March 9, 2017
“Suspiria”! Zombies in Brooklyn! The versatility of Angus Scrimm! And Gilbert and Mike remember lost movie theaters!
March 9, 2017
EP. 2005 — Jon Cryer, Vance Gilbert, Sarah Silverman, Kumail Nanjiani
Guest Jon Cryer Kumail Nanjiani Sarah Silverman Vance Gilbert
Select highlights from Pardcast-a-thon 2017, a benefit for Smile Train, featuring Jon Cryer, Vance Gilbert, Sarah Silverman, and Kumail Nanjiani. Purchase the full 12-hour audio/video package at nevernotfunny.com! Proceeds benefit Smile Train.
This episode is brought to you by Backblaze (www.backblaze/pardo).
March 9, 2017
Kamau makes his long-awaited return this week to catch up on the world of Denzel with Kevin. They discuss the 89th Academy Awards ceremony, touching on speeches made by Viola Davis and Mahershala Ali before praising the unexpected success of “Moonlight” and the coolness Denzel injected into the historic evening.
This episode is sponsored by Seeso (www.seeso.com code: DENZEL).
March 8, 2017
Casey and Danielle are joined by fan favorite Deanna Cheng to discuss some “grotesque” artwork that has made them doubt all they know to be true. They also talk Porsha’s carpet munching, Phaedra’s restoration and Bob’s breasts.
The ladies also seriously deliberate about which of them Erica Jayne would want to befriend.
This episode is brought to you by Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Home Chef (www.homechef.com/BSNOW), and Stamps.com (www.stamps.com code: HOUSEWIVES).