This week, friend of the show David Alan Grier fills in for Kamau as guest-host to explain the wheels of color to Kevin. We hear a classic Prince story and what makes Facebook live worth following before they get into the 1977 television movie “Wilma.” David tells of the film’s impact on him as a young actor and his relationship with Denzel. The two discuss the importance of seeing Denzel on screen for the first time, why the movie is about family at its core, and finally, give the film an official Denzel rating.

***WARNING: WESTWORLD SPOILERS***

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Andy Daly, Bob Dassie, and Katie Dippold join Matt Besser for this week’s episode of improv4humans. They explore the origin of fake news and deal with unengaged cops before embarking on a time-traveling adventure that can’t seem to get itself out of the year 1980. Later, a cheating spouse is exposed via donuts, and Katie searches for a dog to put inside her fridge.

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The Shrimps take on the The Sports Bras at Lake Street Gymnasium. Matt Gourley and Amanda Funbuns Lund and Captain Maria Blasucci and Molly Hawk-ey call the action.

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We’ve got every episode of Don’t Look Back with host Julian McCullough in Howl Premium. To hear the entire series use promo code LOOK at check-out for 1-month free. 

Julian asks his friends from the world of stand up, acting and music what their back up plan would be if they weren’t in show business. They then interview a person who does that very thing for a living.  In episode one, Jon Gabrus reveals to Julian that he wanted to be an FBI Agent in high school. They welcome 20 year FBI veteran Jim Sheehan into the studio to see if Jon had a chance to make it chasing bad guys.

On December 29, 1962, twenty-three-year old Patricia Bissette was found strangled in her Boston apartment. She was second young victim, and the seventh overall attributed to The Boston Strangler. But there were some who weren’t so sure Bissette was a victim of THE Strangler. There was legitimate suspicion that Bissette’s boss—a married man with a motive for keeping his affair with Bissette quiet—had killed her. In this episode, host Portland Helmich reveals how one significant detail, Bissette’s address, might have helped police find the real killer in 1962. We’ll hear more about the tragic consequences of this missed opportunity, and we’ll meet Adele Roof, who believes that she befriended the Boston Strangler in 1962—and almost became one of his victims. 

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Zoe Zolbrod grew up with a secret. Now, after 4 decades, she’s sharing it with the world. In this episode, find out how telling her secret has shaped the way Zoe sees herself as a mother and daughter. To join the conversation, go to longestshortesttime.com!

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Live from the Now Hear This Festival, actor, author, cat lover, and vanguard podcaster Marc Maron joins Matt to talk about his role as the Angry Promoter in the 2000 Cameron Crowe film Almost Famous. Marc tells us all about the pants his character wears, how his scene has now since established a catchprhase in the intro of his popular podcast “WTF with Marc Maron,” and why this role fits just right in his personal range as an actor. He also talks about his cats Monkey & LaFonda, what it’s like to prepare for an interview with Neil Young, and the now infamous Gallagher mid-interview walk out. Plus, Matt’s old college buddy and author Tyler Dilts joins Matt to talk about how WTF and I Was There Too are big influences in his detective novels.
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Actress and comedian Grace Parra joins Andrew this week to talk about how much knowledge we should know on every cabinet member, engaging with the Latino community, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Former campaign manager and “Trump whisperer” Kellyanne Conway (Julie Brister) stops by Hard Nation to enthuse about the President-elect and our glorious future. Mark joins her in imagining Ted Cruz’s moist lips, cheering Omarosa’s possible appointment to Trump’s cabinet, and shaming Pete’s drug use, while Pete considers setting himself on fire. #FeelingsTrumpFacts #HesOurPresident #GetOverIt

This week, comedian, writer, and actor John Ross Bowie (Speechless) joins Howard and Kulap to celebrate six years of charting! John tells of an acting coach to be reckoned with and addresses a parenting question while they count down Billboard 100’s Top 5 Songs. The gang plans a spa trip and tackles Hollywood’s casting problems during the Movie Chart, and Kulap tries to plot out Dragon Manor while Kevin’s Seduction Tunes flow during Two Charted.

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No matter how you feel about the films of Brian Taylor—a high-voltage assortment that includes Crank, Gamer and Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance—they all, at first glance, inspire a shared singular question: how the fuck did this get made? 

Seriously. Just look at what these movies are about: 

• To avoid dying, a British hitman must keep adrenaline coursing through his body.   
  
• In a future where kids can control humans as if they were videogame characters, a wrongly imprisoned death row convict seeks freedom.
  
• Years after making a deal with the Devil, a hell-on-wheels monster known as “The Ghost Rider” must save a young boy (and, ultimately, the world).

To many, these films are considered “guilty pleasures.” Yet interestingly enough, they come from an unexpectedly honest place; a desire to provide viewers with an alternative to the four-quadrant, check-the-boxes, CGI-everything Hollywood Machine. 

This underlying, upend-the-system ethos was just one the many things I learned during my conversation with Taylor. But by no means was it the most interesting. Not compared to hearing about his wild and crazy “maniac” days, the strange legacy of Gamer and what it’s really like to work with the iconic and eccentric enigma that is Nicolas Cage. 

Below is a transcript of our conversation:

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Singer Hadyn joins Jensen and Matty to talk about Jensen being his camp counselor, DJing, Flume’s cover of Ghost Town DJs “My Boo”, Seal’s 1994 album, battle rapper Fresco, how we were late on hypnotism, and much more.

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Join Kevin as he sits down with actor and comedian Jay Mohr (Mohr Stories, Jerry Maguire). With much conversational digression, Jay chats about painting pictures with words and how never to do an impression of ‘them’ for ‘them’.

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Makeup artist Lauren Urasek joins Deanna and Emily to share the story on how she became the most messaged woman on OkCupid. We hear how her life changed afterward including all the insane messages she received, writing a book about her experience, and venturing into podcasting herself. Plus, she shows off her makeup skills on Deanna & Emily!

Today’s caller discusses beating cancer and raising her son as a single mom. Through all of her struggles, big and small, she’s stayed relentlessly positive. Let’s just hope she doesn’t get fired for talking to Chris for an hour while at work!

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Sean and Hayes are joined by standup/model YASSIR LESTER for a conversation about the arts of standup comedy and modeling.

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Ronna and Beverly’s Jessica Chaffin joins the Sklars on this week’s County. Jessica gets her longtime friend and HBO producer Bentley Weiner on the phone to discuss getting into boxing early on and to debate fantasy strategies. Then, Daniel Van Kirk brings Stories that include subterfuge at a Canadian mint, a woman stabbed by her own dog, and a gas stop turned kidnapping. Finally, Ronna Glickman calls in to express her disappointment at being left off the show.

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Chris Gethard and Gary Richardson are here to analyze your dreams! Chris (an astute novice) and Gary (a dream expert of the “self-described” variety) dissect listener-submitted dreams in this brand new 8-episode series. You’ll hear from folks who have been attacked by razor-toothed demon children, received coded messages from their deceased relatives, and come face to face with the ghosts of Huey Lewis and the News, among many more terrifying, fascinating, and straight up bizarre dreams. Plus, each week a special guest joins in to help with the analysis, and to talk about their own strange dreams. The first episode lands on December 12. Don’t snooze through it!

In the past few weeks, we’ve written about not panicking, why you should absolutely panic, and just about everything in between when it comes to the Trump presidency. One thing we haven’t quite touched on yet is how real life actual people will be affected by the changes he promised to make during his campaign. 

One thing Trump already promised to do is repeal an Obama executive order called Deferred Action for Childhood Arrivals, or DACA.  DACA allows children who were brought here illegally (keyword: children) to gain somewhat-legal status; protection from deportation, a social security card, in exchange for staying out of trouble and being an active part of the workforce. These are law-abiding, tax-paying young adults whose home country for all intents and purposes is America. A lot of them don’t even know the know the language spoken in their country of origin. The shittiest thing is these people might be the first to be deported because they had the unmitigated gall to actively try to live in the United States legally.

Robert Evans and Tom Reimann grab the reigns of the podcast this week and have conversations with a potential victim of the removal of DACA, a transgender woman whose medications may no longer be covered, and an army vet whose parents are immigrants to talk about the scary world they’ve been suddenly thrust into. Later a British journalist joins to talk about the parallels to Brexit and why we might soon see fascist vs. anti-fascist fighting in the streets, and how it could look.

If your life has been concretely or irrevocably changed by the new administration, we want to hear your story. Email us at tips@cracked.com.

Footnotes:

NYT: Former Head of Homeland Security on DACA: https://goo.gl/kUt7GP

Complex: Trans People Rushing to get Gender-Affirming Surgery Before Trump: https://goo.gl/4Ie3M6

The Guardian: Fascist/Anti-Fascist Fight in Dover: https://goo.gl/HWOd8b

VICE: More Fascist/Anti-Fascist Fighting: https://goo.gl/uNWTZO

Southern Poverty Law Center: Hate & Extremism Statistics: https://goo.gl/5OPBdj

Also make sure to buy tickets to our next LIVE podcast taping on Saturday, December 10th at the UCB Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, California. Jack and the crew will be giving a much needed, “good riddance” to the year 2016 with our annual Year In Review In Review. The Cracked staff and some special guests will fill in the gaps where most of of the other ‘Years In Review’ leave out half of the story. Tickets are only $5 and available here: https://goo.gl/zMwKua

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Let’s have a few drinks and talk about the adventures of the dwarf, Lager Brewerhead.

Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Usidore: Matt Young
Lager Brewerhead: Jon Gabrus
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistance: Garrett Schultz

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Award-winning musician and radio host John Tesh has certainly earned the title of Hamilton superfan. At last count, he’d seen the show nine times. He joins Travon and Mike to geek out about the soundtrack and talk about the time Lin-Manuel Miranda shouted to him from onstage. He also raps some fatherly verses he wrote about his teenage daughter. Plus, Travon and Mike get answers to all of their questions about Tesh’s iconic NBA theme song, “Roundball Rock.”

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Professional comedians Nick Thune (Good Guy) and Moshe Kasher (Hound Tall Discussion Series) join Scott to chat about the first time they’ve met, crazy neighbors, and to meet the Dell Dude. Then, the World’s 1st Female breakdancer Wendy Quote The Worm Endquote Widelman stops by to tell us how she accidentally became a breakdancer and to show off some of her moves. The rest is herstory.

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Paul F. Tompkins welcomes friends and lovers to this week’s episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Paul’s special return guest is the hilarious Ron Funches! They chat about what Ron bought with his own money as a child, the grisly aspects of working at a cannery, and the unique way employees were punished  at a telemarketing job he once had. Paul is then joined by Jordan Black, Jeremy Carter, and Jean Villepique, to improvise a story set in a Salem, Oregon Comic Shop. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

SAN FRANCISCO! Spontaneanation Live returns to SF Sketchfest on January 14th! With Eugene Cordero, Tawny Newsome & Little Janet Varney, plus a very special guest. Tickets are almost gone, so get yours NOW! http://bit.ly/SFSFSPONT17

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Matt and Matt return! We decided it’s been a while so why not sit down with our friend Andrew and rank every single James Bond theme 24 thru 1.

Casey and Danielle celebrate the one year anniversary of Bitch Sesh with a VERY special guest – THE boot on the ground himself: Saint Andy Cohen. 

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When is it appropriate to use your cellphone in a movie theater? Paul gets into this and more as he opens up the Explanation Hope Line and goes through Corrections and Omissions for The Lawnmower Man. We’re also treated to an exclusive interview between Blake J. Harris and The Lawnmower Man director Brett Leonard (to read the entire interview go to www.slashfilm.com). Plus, we’ll find out which high school we’ll be returning to in our next movie, The Movie Bitches review Doctor Strange, and Paul’s got some great picks for you to enjoy!

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Where to Find Jason, June & Paul:

Paul is in the new Nicolas Cage film “Army of One” available on VOD.

Paul’s new comedy Filthy Preppy Teen$ is now avail on the FullScreen and you can see June and Paul in their old show NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU. Paul also appears on Fresh off the Boat on ABC.

June stars in Grace and Frankie on Netflix, as well as Lady Dynamite alongside with Jason.

Jason can be seen in How to Be Single, Sleeping with Other People, and is still indeed in The Dictator.

We hear about ISIS all the time – but what is it really like, and how dangerous is it? Journalist Joby Warrick has been covering the Middle East and national security for decades, and in this episode he talks to David about just how we should be dealing with the extremist group.

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Recorded live as part of The Boston Jewish Film Festival at the Somerville Theatre in Boston, the fabulous Eugene Mirman of Bob’s Burgers joins Ronna and Beverly to chat about growing up speaking only Russian, crying for 45 minutes as part of his 9 volume comedy album, and who he closely resembles. It’s a fantastic night shared here for your listening pleasure!

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Sarah Pappalardo (Reductress) and Frank Conniff (Mystery Science Theater 3000) join Negin as first-time guests to talk about the Jill Stein-led recount effort, Fidel Castro’s death, and Donald Trump’s cabinet picks. Plus, presidential conflicts of interest, Negin’s trip to Cuba, and tips for confronting hateful comments and racist jokes.

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“Mr. Show” and “W/ Bob and David” veteran John Ennis joins Randy and Jason this week to share tips on being an art dad. Then we hear about what college life was like with David Cross and why playing angry isn’t interesting anymore. Tales of dangerous quarterbacking and the easily robbed are shared during Quick Hits, and finally, Bill Walton calls in to assess his son’s performance as head coach of the Lakers.

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