The titular Johnny Pemberton of FOX’s Son of Zorn and the titular middle child Eden Sher of ABC’s The Middle join the CBB First Timers Club! They join Scott for some Seinfeld trivia, Disney history, and to do elevator pitches for Eden’s new book “The Emotionary” and Johnny’s He-Man inspired show Son of Zorn. Then, showbiz driver Dicker Troy stops by to tell us what it’s like to work as a driver for big celebs. Later, Reverend T.P. Stain arrives to share the gospel on why juicing is the most important thing you can do to better your life. Plus, it’s the return of Would You Rather!

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Comedy writer and fellow Earwolf podcaster Travon Free (The Room Where It’s Happening, Any Given Wednesday) joins Sarah and Susan to talk about coming up on the 10th anniversary of the last time he cried real hard, Doctor Who, School of Rock the Musical, Air Bud, and Denzel Washington’s speech at the end of The Great Debaters.

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Jon Gabrus, Brian Huskey, and Mookie Blaiklock join Matt Besser in the improv boat this week for scenes about high-maintenance dog breeding, meeting your nemesis at a memorial service, and a Navy Seal team that trips balls during a mission. Later, a rollerskater uses violent means to pass favorable legislature, and a venom-filled twitter debate goes on-air during Case Closed.

Kevin and Kamau reunite this week to discuss the 1989 thriller “The Mighty Quinn.” Before getting into the movie, they discuss Donald Glover landing Lando and evaluate the hotness of comedic men. Then they take care of Denzel Business and talk goal-setting before diving into an analysis of “The Mighty Quinn.” They address the film’s introduction of Denzel as a sex symbol, explain the high concentration of Denzelisms throughout, and finally, give the film an official Denzel rating.

USE promo code COLUMBO at checkout  to hear the entire series of The Casefiles of Columbo on Howl Premium. In this episode, The very amazing and hilarious Paul F. Tompkins (Bajillion Dollar Properties, Spontaneanation, Superego) joins Aaron Abrams and Kevin Seccia to investigate Season 1, Episode 1 of Columbo – “Murder By The Book”. Together, they discuss Jack Cassidy’s glorious moustache, Peter Falk’s troglodyte voice and Columbo going after Dick Cheney. Plus, Kevin suffers a stroke!

Libertarian candidate Gary Johnson (Jacob Wysocki) and Green Party candidate Jill Stein (D’Arcy Carden) join Mark and Pete for a revealing candidates roundtable. Learn about important issues the two major parties won’t talk about, including soldiers, squatches, warp core technology, and the difference between a sea monkey and a sea horse.

On the second of three very special Star Wars trilogy episodes of I Was There Too, Matt is joined by Clive Revill who voices The Emperor in the pre-special edition 1980 film The Empire Strikes Back. Clive tells us about how director Irvin Kershner reached out to him for the role, finding the voice for The Emperor, and his thoughts on the final physical representation. Then, expert witnesses Pete the Retailer and Alex Robinson of the Star Wars Minute podcast join Matt to figure out who and actually what played the body of The Emperor during a new segment called Was I There Too? Plus, another classic Star Wars Superego sketch!

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THE ORIGINAL FOOTAGE: 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rKtciRCVpFE

EXHIBIT 1:

https://www.amazon.com/Making-Star-Wars-Empire-Strikes/dp/0345509617

EXHIBIT 2:

http://x3rxe5.tumblr.com/post/148866162957/all-hail-the-chimperor-prior-to-beginning-return

EXHIBIT 3:

http://boards.theforce.net/threads/marjorie-eaton-the-original-emperor.50033425/

EXHIBIT 4:

See the pics posted on this page.

In honor of our 100th episode, producer Abigail Keel talks to some centenarians about the good and the bad of 100. To join the conversation, go to www.longestshortesttime.com!

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Actress Mandell Maughan of “Bajillion Dollar Propertie$” returns to join Howard and Kulap in investigating this week’s charts. They discuss Mandell’s work on the show and what makes eating during a scene so difficult before listing Stereogum’s Top 5 Songs of the Week. We hear tales about buying an old new phone and childhood grocery stores, and Howard gives an update on his family fantasy football league during the Movie Chart. Finally, they gang checks out Kevin’s Hot Picks during Two Charted, where we hear an idea for an on-demand coin service and check up on SNL predictions.

Just in time for Halloween, Chris and this spirited artist trade spooky stories…until they are rudely interrupted by the ghost of an angry biker. But the corporeal beings prevail, if only for the caller to give Chris his least favorite nickname ever: Chris Giraffe-Herd.

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Chris Cantrell and Rick Ernst of Riot Games joins Jensen and Matty to talk about Mechs vs. Minions, Mike D’s remix of Warpaint’s “New Song,” Atlas Reactor, artist Lorraine Loots, how we were late on Issa Rae, High Maintenance, and many more things you should know about.

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Delightful actress Eden Sher of The Middle joins Deanna and Emily this week to talk about her childhood journey to learn to embrace her name, being cloaked in Miley Cyrus, and some of the new words she made up in her new book “The Emotionary: A Dictionary of Words That Don’t Exist for Feelings That Do.” Plus, Eden does her best to guess the meanings of words we should have in the English language.

Actress Kate Flannery joins Randy and Jason this week for Sklarbro County! She regales the Bros with tales of her origins with Second City and Daniel Van Kirk explains his take on the value of sports as well as how he nearly ended up working for the Cubs. Then they dive into Stories, hearing about a man who brought corn cobs to a potato gun fight and Canada’s bear spray epidemic. Finally, former linebacker Doug Buffone pays an otherwordly visit to weigh in on the Cubs making the World Series.

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In the second episode of ROCK BOTTOM, Matt welcomes the pioneers of Finding Prince Charming-related comedy: Actor/Writer/Vulture Recapper Jeffery Self and Actors/Comedians Tom Lenk and Jimmy Fowlie. The guys discuss their real life run-ins with the cast, and Hollywood Correspondent Stephen Guarino calls in to “read” the guests. Plus, Matt interviews Darryl Stephens about the perils of online dating when you’re a gaymous superstar.

Multi-platinum recording artist “Weird Al” Yankovic joins Scott and contest winner Claudia O’Doherty to talk about his achievement of completing his most recent tour, getting texts from Jesus, and the final 10 episodes of CBBTV. Later, a little 8-year-old girl by the name of Beth returns riding into the studio on her power wheels to ask everyone about their ideal Halloween costume.

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We’re still testing out new co-hosts, so I invited the Memory Gremlin to join us and help us remember an old friend.

Credits:
Arnie: Arnie Niekamp
Chunt: Adal Rifai
Memory Gremlin: Sarah Maher
A Memory: Matt Young
Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen
Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi
Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi
Theme Music: Andy Poland
Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban
Audio Assistance: Jason Knox
Production Assistant: Garrett Schultz

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Journalist David Gregory (The David Gregory Show, CNN) joins Travon and Mike to talk about his favorite 1980s hip hop artists, listening to the Hamilton soundtrack with his 10-year-old son, and why he’d like to see President Obama and Ted Cruz in a rap battle. And we want to know: if you could be cast in Hamilton, what character would you want to play and why? Call us and tell us at 937-9MYSHOT.

Paul F. Tompkins does NOT exclude entrance to anyone in the world to this week’s episode of Spontaneanation! This week, Paul’s special guests AND improvisers are SPONT regulars Little Janet Varney & Jean Villepique, aka The Jayvees! They chat about what fulfills them, the physical side effects of playing the trumpet, and homemade productions of “Grease.” They then improvise a story set Under A Big Rain Storm. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!

See Spontaneanation LIVE at the Now Hear This Festival on October 30th & at Largo on November 5th! Get your tickets at paulftompkins.com/live!

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You thought it would disappear before the Iowa primary. You thought it would surely never happen when its tax returns were released. You definitely thought it was going away as it drove past you on an ‘Access Hollywood’ tour bus. But it’s finally here. We’re doing a Trump podcast! Please hide your women and children.

We’ve actually kind of skirted around Trump a lot in the last year. We talked about the class divide in America, how it’s not necessarily driven by money and how the Donald personifies the hopes and desires of the “lower class”. We even talked about narcissism as America’s mental disorder, symbolized again by king narcissist himself, Donald J. Trump.

So this week, Crooked Jack O’Brien is joined by Lyin’ Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) in hopefully our final Trumpcast. They take one last look at Mr. Tinyfingers by looking at the 40% or so of people who are voting for him in a couple weeks no matter what. It’s easy to pass them off as toothless rednecks, racist uncles and cartoonish extras from Daily Show segments, but they are real people who didn’t come to support Trump out of nowhere. This cultural shift has been hiding in plain sight and the only problem was the left hadn’t even bothered to look. By really dissecting the reasons for this social chasm, we’ll prove that even the craziest of Trump supporters should actually be listened to, no matter how orange and absurd their political mouthpiece is.

Footnotes:

Cracked: How Half of America Lost Its F**king Mind: https://goo.gl/KBJs5W

Cracked Podcast: The 11 Nations of America: https://goo.gl/dTJnm4

Cracked Podcast: Why Class in America Isn’t Just About Income: https://goo.gl/4juPht

2012 County-by-County Election Map: https://goo.gl/EKH1xb

Map of County-by-County Economic Growth: https://goo.gl/u3vqyo

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Was Jason right about clowns all along? What the hell is friction tape? Paul gets into this and more as he opens up the Explanation Hope Line and goes through Corrections and Omissions for Dreamcatcher. Plus, you’ll hear which video game world we will be entering for our next movie!

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Actor and comedian Matt Cook (Man with a Plan) joins Ronna and Beverly to chat about their shared love of English chocolates, practicing his Boston accent for TBS’ Clipped, and his love of video games. Plus, Beverly tells us about a previous interaction she had with Trump.

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Today’s episode is a two-parter! First up: Negin calls Benari Poulten (Garbage Time With Katie Nolan) from a hotel room in Chicago to recap the third (and thankfully final) presidential debate. Then Dean Obeidallah (Sirius/XM) and Nerdcore rapper MC Frontalot join Negin in the studio to discuss the Amanda Knox documentary and why conservatives hate Hillary Clinton so much. Last but not least: MC Frontalot performs the first-ever rap commissioned for Fake the Nation.

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You may be wondering just how we got here – and Ron Brownstein, senior editor of The Atlantic, is here to explain exactly what’s going on in 2016. And you may be surprised to learn what, according to Ron, actually matters (like wedge issues) and what doesn’t (like the candidates themselves).

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Good afternoon internet and welcome back to Women’s Glib with your hosts Rhonda Kline (Rebecca Drysdale) and Pam Upspring (Suzi Barrett)! It’s a very special reunion episode as they welcome Deley Dance on the show to reminisce about the good ol’ times touring as stand-up comediennes, her infamous George Bush impression, and her popular TV show “Trashy Jacky.” They also have some fun by coming up for the punchlines for great joke setups during “Fill In The.” Plus, Traci Reardon arrives to help her Twitter followers with advice on being a woman in comedy in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

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This week, actor and longtime pal John Ross Bowie (Speechless) drops in to surf the waves of Sklarbro Country. Randy and Jason cover Chad Kelly’s porn star dealings and Curt Schilling’s outrageous Trump defense during Takes before getting into it with John. They discuss the struggle of getting a sitcom launched, wonder what Mets pitcher Bartolo Colon eats, and compare childhood basketball heroes before diving into Quick Hits. We hear why Japan might hold some Olympic events in South Korea and the virtues of performing jury duty before the Sklars give Gary Busey a call to hear about his Yosemite vacation.

This week Bryan and Erin tell us all about their shenanigans in Las Vegas, attending a mess of a drag show and campaigning for Hillary. Also misogynist/bigot/billionaire Peter Thiel donated millions to the Trump campaign because he believes the country needs to revert back to the 1920’s. And recent leaked tapes exposed giant turd with shoes Donald Trump of his garbage misogynist past. Plus, guest Price Peterson is here discussing his world-renowned tv recaps, Vampire Diaries drama and gay portrayals in the media.

Musical guest Lydia Loveless joins Pamela Murphy, Dan Lippert, Tim Meadows, and Matt Besser for a musical edition of improv4humans! Songs about dating an artist and moving on inspire scenes about an unsatisfactory muse and a therapist that uses his own relationship to help his patients. Later, they share some secrets with the Alley Ghost and try to return some Maggot Meat before feeling as many emotions as possible about a boyfriend.

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Writer Jack Kukoda (Superstore) returns to join Andrew this week to talk about Trump inviting President Obama’s brother to the Presidential debate, Action Bronson being removed from college concerts, and much more. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Hannibal deals with a nosy neighbor, goes to an Obama fundraiser and speculates about video games of the future. Then he and Tony Trimm help a fan dealing with his father and the world’s most uncomfortable joke. Welcome to Handsome Rambler.

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Samantha Bee (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) is the only woman in America with her own late-night television show. “Its really liberating,” she tells Katie and Brian. “I don’t find it scary at all.” She discusses the outrage she summons in order to do her job, how her three young kids prevent her from overthinking things, and her dozen years as a correspondent for The Daily Show. Plus, she swears she wasn’t a class clown growing up.

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