Hayes and Sean speculate as to some other interesting superheroes who could be fighting each other in a movie. Then JULIE KLAUSNER joins the team to redo her celebrated musical episode of the show except not with Dave Matthews this time.

If Andrew Carnegie didn’t fund the construction of 2,509 libraries, would the modern public library exist? Today, we take a look at the current library business vs. brick-and-mortar booksellers and online retailers. James says the branches he frequents in New York City are always empty, while the adjacent book stores are packed. Stephen, however, cites research showing that NYC’s libraries are more heavily trafficked than all of the sports venues in the city combined.  Later, James proposes a new type of library that he’d like to create today, if he were given the opportunity.

Brendan Scannell is a comic, filmmaker, and hilarious ginger. He joins Deanna & Emily to break down what makes a modern gay icon on this week’s OMFG! They’ll also dive into Brendan’s love life, why we should care about Zayn Malik (formerly of One Direction), and an app that will make splitting the dinner bill a breeze.

Hip-hop spoken word artist Jason Chu joins Andrew to talk about the Peter Liang verdict. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Comedian Paul Mecurio talks to Randy and Jason about writing jokes for Jay Leno while being a lawyer. Daniel Van Kirk brings a story about a man who tried to force his way into his neighbor’s home with a sword. Later, Paul describes when Paul McCartney agreed to do his podcast “2 Chairs & a Microphone.” Check out Paul Mecurio’s show at http://www.paulmecurio.com/podcast

Paul F. Tompkins welcomes people in the world and beings from outer space back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Paul’s special guest is improviser and writer of the upcoming Ghostbusters Katie Dippold! They chat about what it would be like leading a cult, the fear of discovering that your significant other is secretly a serial killer, and wanting to be the most interesting person to your therapist. Paul is then joined by Mark McConville, Ted Michaels and Annie Savage to improvise a story set in The Last Blockbuster Video Store. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano! SPONTANEANATION LIVE returns to Largo on Saturday, April 2nd! Paul’s special guest will be Grant-Lee Phillips! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT416

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Credits

Arnie: Arnie Niekamp

Chunt: Adal Rifai

Usidore: Matt Young

Claudia: Beth Melewski

Otok Barleyfoot: Nick Baer

Krom the Fingarian: Mark Logsdon

Flower: Brooke Breit

Mysterious Man: Tim Sniffen

Craig: Ryan DiGiorgi

Producers: Arnie Niekamp, Evan Jacover, Ryan DiGiorgi

Editor: Ryan DiGiorgi

Theme Music: Andy Poland

Magic Tavern Logo: Allard Laban

Tob Handlez is a pilot and Bryce Cripple is formerly of the coast guard. They are also friends and both grown men who suffer the affliction of sporadically and uncontrollably flipping into becoming little brats. On a very special episode of Comedy Bang! Bang!, Tob and Bryce join Scott to put out a call to action for those who may suffer from being a  Man Brat and are here to recruit members for The Man Brats Association of America (MBAA). You don’t have to hide being a Man Brat anymore.

Hip-hop spoken word artist Jason Chu joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they discuss a caller’s question about being called out for not having many black friends. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Last week on the site, Daniel O’Brien told us why Pinocchio was a secretly terrifying tale about a monster-boy thrust into existence by a bumbling old man who probably shouldn’t be anyone’s legal guardian.  To become a real boy, he’s expected to prove himself brave, truthful and unselfish. But he’s like, 30 seconds old, how would he know anything about that? None of us have these virtues and we’re not wooden little puppet-devils.

Inspired by last week’s video, Jack O’Brien, Daniel O’Brien and Soren Bowie sit down for a conversation about the ways children’s entertainment was either secretly horrifying, or simply giving us awful life-lessons. They talk about how the Nickelodeon shows of the 90s led to a generation of depressed loners, JK Rowling’s subtle misanthropy, how the early Disney princesses were awful representations of women, and how Winnie the Pooh set back how we deal with mental health.

Devin and Amy dive into a “versus” episode following last week’s Christ theme. Will Martin Scorsese’s non-traditional take on Christ’s life defeat Jim Caviezel’s magical eyes? Tune in, and head over to the Earwolf forums to cast your vote.

Welcome to Dancie’s Fancies with your host Hugh Dancie (Seth Morris)! It’s the podcast where Hugh talks about whatever tickles his fancy. This week Hugh is getting into the nitty gritty of juice with author and LA Times Juice Critic Lorena Jennifer Jason. They’ll talk all things juice as well as how she became a juice critic, her new book “Juice The Facts: My Life in Liquid Form”, and her brief romance with the Smoothie King. Plus, Traci Reardon joins Hugh to give her Twitter followers advice on juice diets, gushers, and more in another edition of “Help Me, Rhonda.”

The Mysterious Secrets Of Uncle Bertie’s Botanarium is an epic, richly sound-designed comedy adventure, created by a truly unique trio of writer/director Duncan Sarkies, musician Lawrence Arabia, and artist Stephen Templer. This Howl Original 12-part mini-series stars Jemaine Clement (Flight Of The Conchords) and an ensemble of creative friends from Wellington, New Zealand. Travel back to 1768, when the Fortitude sailed from the famous port of Damprot, the Jewel of the Gravy Isles. The ship, commandeered by Lord Joseph Banks–nephew of the infamous botanist Bertie Banks–was on a mission to find a plant known to be the very source of pleasure in the world: Heaven’s Clover. This is the tale of that fateful journey. To hear the rest of the story, told week-by-week, sign up for Howl Premium today. Use the promo code BERTIE at Howl.fm, and get your first month free.

Nate welcomes newcomers to The Book Club! Nate’s brother Rob Corddry (Childrens Hospital), writer Rachel Axler (Veep), and book club vet Sam Kieffer join Nate to discuss the classic Ernest Hemingway novel A Farewell to Arms. It tells the story about a love affair between the expatriate American Henry and Catherine Barkley against the backdrop of the First World War, cynical soldiers, fighting and the displacement of populations. Make sure to get a head start for the next book club by grabbing yourself Sylvia Plath’s The Bell Jar and send in your thoughts on the book at readingaloudpodcast@gmail.com.

Comedian John Caponera joins the Sklars to discuss his new book “A Life in Comedy.” Randy and Jason break down the mystery of Richard Simmons’ maid allegedly holding him hostage. Also, John describes his interesting and entertaining career in comedy. Later, the Sklars talk to basketball analyst Joe Lunardi analyst about March Madness bracketology.

Andrew Ti and special guest Mandell Maughan of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ finish the week off by discussing whether there should be characters of color who fulfill stereotypes or none at all. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

It’s that time of the year, honeybunz. Throwing Shade needs your support, but don’t take it from Bryan and Erin – take it from donor experts Milan Paris and Everly Brother. Plus, Bryan breaks down Hillary Clinton’s misstep regarding the Reagans and AIDS, while Erin goes down to Tennessee to talk about Rep. Susan Lynn, a woman who doesn’t believe women deserve equal pay. Cool!

Adam sometimes likes to grab lunch with his friend, food writer and podcaster Zach Brooks (Food Is The New Rock). This time they brought along comedian and podcaster Jon Gabrus (High and Mighty), and an audio recorder to capture their conversation riding in the car to and from the San Gabriel Valley, and in the restaurant. They tackle topics like Chinese food, rock stars, Taco Bell, the word “foodie”, and, of course, podcasting. Back in the studio Zach and Adam listen to that audio and fill in some details. Zach talks about his two Howl projects, The Crawl and Egg Roll Hunt, and shares what he likes to hear in a food podcast. Plus, they learn something new about Man vs. Food.  

The Hitch screenwriter Troy Anthony Miller joins Franklin to chat about being terrified the first time he watched The Birds growing up with his mother, getting into acting in high school, traveling Europe after college, teaching English in Tokyo, Japan, and what lead him to write The Hitch.

We asked you listeners to choose which Black List script you wanted to hear for the Season 2 finale of The Black List Table Reads with Franklin Leonard and The Hitch by Troy Anthony Miller prevailed. While visiting Los Angeles in 1927, young British filmmaker Alfred Hitchcock is accused of murder and must go on the run to prove his innocence. Bringing The Hitch to life is Tom Rhys Harries, Jack Falahee, Shelley Hennig, Angela Gots, Dave Hill, Graham Hamilton, Louis Herthum, John Getz, Jayne Taini, Lauren Bass, with narration from Cooper Thornton.

Making magic with Justin Willman.

If you were to air your grievances, what would they be? James and Stephen have a few to name, such as when your backgammon partner yells out unexpectedly in the middle of a diner, or when your relationship falls apart and you end up wandering the streets of New York City alone. Also, which of Stephen’s grievances does he believe can be resolved by watching Kobe Bryant play basketball?

Louise Post and Nina Gordon of the Chicago alt rock band Veruca Salt, join Susan and Sarah to talk about “Almost Famous,” life on the road, breaking up and getting back together, Kate Bush, “Sid and Nancy,” Joni Mitchell, and Debby Boone’s “You Light Up My Life”.

Mandell Maughan of Bajillion Dollar Propertie$ joins Andrew to talk about a caller’s question about his relationship and Rosewood. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Here is what you voted for as the best scenes of 2015, humons. These performances feature Jon Gabrus, Joe Wengert, Will McLaughlin, Chad Carter, Neil Casey, Betsy Sodaro, Colton Dunn, Joe Hartzler, Andy Daly, Sean Conroy, Brett Gelman, Ian Roberts, Matt Walsh, Big Grande, Wild Horses, Chris Gethard, Sebastian Conelli, Shannon O’Neill, Susan Messing, Bob Dassie, John Gemberling, Brian McCann and Charlie Todd.

Brand new changes are coming to the minisode including getting to ask your questions by calling 619-PAUL ASK. Our next HDTGM movie selection will be a Jean Claude Van-Damme classic. This week Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for The Covenant as well as a bonus for Sleepaway Camp. Plus, we hear the debut of Fan Creations and Paul sends off with another great recommendation during Paul’s Pick of the Week. Don’t forget to check out Blake Harris’ Oral History of The Covenant over at www.slashfilm.com! Get yourself a BB-8 “What Is Its Mission?” T-shirt or Tote Bag over at http://howdidthisgetmade.bigcartel.com/ Set your DVRs for Party Over Here, a new FOX sketch comedy show from The Lonely Island and Paul starring Nicole Byer, Jessica McKenna, and Alison Rich. It airs Saturdays at 11 pm. People of the internet: Watch Paul in Fresh off the Boat on ABC. Awhile ago, Paul and Rob Huebel did a comedy special on a 60 foot glass bus that traveled around LA. Now you’ll be able to see it. Go to https://itun.es/us/3M4J9 now to buy it! You can also see Jason in Transparent on Amazon and in Dirty Grandpa in a theater near you! Also, check out June in Grace and Frankie available on Netflix, and in all the episodes of NTSF:SD:SUV:: on HULU for free, and Jason in The Dictator (he’s still in it!).

On the 100th episode of Happy Sad Confused, the dynamically short-haired Miles Teller returns to join Josh to talk about Han Solo rumors, The Divergent Series, and his perspective on Fantastic Four. Then, the delightful Sebastian Stan joins Josh to talk about his many nicknames, The Bronze, and becoming the Winter Soldier in the Marvel Cinematic Universe.

Join Casey, Danielle and Real Housewives anthropologist Jessica Chaffin (Ronna & Beverly) as they deep dive into sad luggage store outings, Ken’s man cleavage and a Yolanda cashmere sweatsuit conspiracy theory. Also we read an excerpt from Eileen’s soap opera mystery novel (yes, that’s a thing) and Casey and Danielle make a BIG announcement about the future of Bitch Sesh.

Recorded live at South by Southwest 2016, comedian, storyteller, filmmaker Mike Birbiglia and storyteller Ira Glass join Leonard, Baron, and Jessie to discuss Mike’s new film which is produced by Ira, Don’t Think Twice. It tells the story of the friendship between members of a New York improv group that is put to the test when their lease is up and one of them lands a TV show. Plus, Mike and Ira recommend a couple of films that you should revisit.