After making a series of questionable investments in such enterprises as Jetflix and Quinoaffles, Bob talks to his financial advisor and self-defense instructor Dick Butterfield (Rob Huebel) about how to get out of a financial hole. Later, Dick shares the tragedy that shaped him, and teaches Bob how to deal with skateboard toughs and avoid being a victim.

Kevin Dorff returns to bro-bro studios along with Horatio’s brother and fellow actor, Carlos Sanz. Chad searches for his break out movie role which leads the discussion into everything from tribute bands to Alien Jerky to why Carlos is always sitting in a hot tub with beautiful women. A fight breaks out in the men’s room at a Ralph’s grocery store and the internet continues to blow Chad away.

Howard and Kulap kick off this week’s episode by collectively opening a Diet Coke. Then, the gang welcomes to the show actor, comedian, and writer Zach Sherwin. Zach gives intimate details about the hardships of changing ones rap name, the appropriate props that one needs in order to perform, and the appropriate way to phase out a YouTube channel. Additionally, the crew has a congressional debate over whether or not they would like to be 29 forever, as well as the most creative ways to be creative. Lastly, Zach fields questions from Chartists wherein he reveals his favorite rap artist.

Stand-up comedian Dave Ross joins Jensen & Matty to talk about his sketch group WOMEN being featured on IFC, his podcast Terrified, his Drunk History outtakes, performing comedy on the Warped Tour, Welcome To Los Santos album, Moonhearts, Unfriended, Clark & Dawe, Vrse virtual reality, how we’re late on wearing a suit, the new iPhone, Veep, and many other things you should know about.

Today’s sponsor is Casper Mattresses – obsessively engineered American-made mattresses at a shockingly fair price. And now, you can get $50 toward any mattress purchase by going to casper.com/karp and using code karp!

Viner extraordinaire Anthony Troli helps Deanna & Emily step up their Vine game! Anthony also talks about how his dad introduced him to Vine, his experience making cheddar through Vine, and shows off his Bieber knowledge in a game of Bieber Douche: True or False.

Sean finally sets the record straight on offensive changes that were made to his original script of Adam Sandler’s Native American movie “The Ridiculous Six.” Then ALEX ANFANGER and JON BASS of The Comedy Center’s “Big Time in Hollywood, FL” join the show to exchange notes with Sean and Hayes, come up with great new twists on Jon’s character’s name, and reveal the secret of Alex’s vertical hair in the Popcorn Gallery.

Tig, David & Kyle try to remember the plot of “Copacabana,” and Tig dishes on the Easter egg hunting champion of the Notaro household. Ian Harvie drops by the hatch to talk about being a trans man, incinerating boobs, growing vaginas, and why “I just don’t want to date assholes” should be a sexual orientation.

Join guest host Samm Levine as he chats with actor and legendary voice artist Phil LaMarr (MADtv, Futurama) about working with Tarantino, Pee Wee’s Playhouse live on Broadway, and voicing many beloved animated characters

Randy, Jason, and Daniel Van Kirk welcome to this week’s County actor, writer, and comedian, John Viener. John talks about coming up in comedy, how he teamed up with Seth MacFarlane, and his work on Phineas and Ferb. Then, the gang covers headlines from around the world that include; a Texas man who’s willing to do whatever it takes in order to have some brisket, a man that chooses to fight with the most entertaining of weapons, and a government that has been forced to regulate how people mourn the loss of loved ones. Additionally, the gang discusses some of their favorite impressions, celebrity encounters, and upcoming shows.

Look who’s still talking John Travolta. This week Devin & Amy discuss the 1977 nightclub drama Saturday Night Fever, the story of 19-year-old Italian hunk Tony Manero who works a dead-end job at a small hardware store by day and is a God of the dance floor by night. Will this be the second stylish ’70s Travolta flick to earn a spot in the canon or does anything disco-related need to die forever? Tune in, slip into your polyester suit, and head to the forums on Wolfpop to cast the deciding vote!

The super charming and one of the best actresses working today, Carey Mulligan joins Josh to talk about performing on Broadway in Skylight, how she learned how to drive until a few years ago, her choice not to do social media, and much more.

The most kick ass movie of all time and the most requested movie is finally being covered by the HDTGM crew! That’s right, Face Off is coming on the next episode! This week Paul goes through Corrections and Omissions for Con Air and breaks down why Nic Cage would be a better bad guy in Con Air. Plus, Paul answers all your Qs regarding when you should leave work, Jesus powers, and more!

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Grab yourself a HDTGM No Holds Barred over at the Earwolf store:http://store.earwolf.com/store/apparel/3783/hdtgm-no-holds-barred

Y’all hear ’em sireens? That’s right Cameron Esposito of Put Your Hands Together is back along with her new legal guardian vigilante J.W. Stillwater! They’ll tell us all about living together, pitching projects in Hollywood, and J.W.’s missing father. Later, pool man to the stars, Jim Chambers comes in to studio to test the pH balance of the waters. However, he looks strangely familiar to J.W. Stillwater. Could this be Professor Stillwater in disguise!? Tune in to find out!

Paul F. Tompkins sends his greetings from Spontaneanation, the most magical of places, and this week he is joined by special guest Dave Foley of The Kids in the Hall! They chat about having to pretend to have an allegiance to KISS at the age of 13, Frank Zappa and Alice Cooper never having the “gross out contest,” and K-Tel Compilation album commercials. Paul is then joined by improvisers Mark Gagliardi, Marc Evan Jackson and Amanda Lund, to improvise a story set on Mars Base 3. As always, the tremendous Eban Schletter scores it all on piano. It will be a traditional story that is out of this world, because it will be on a completely different planet!

People of Earth: The first LIVE Spontaneanation with Paul F. Tompkins with special guests is on May 2nd at Largo at the Coronet! Get tickets at www.largo-la.com!

If you recall the 2006 movie ‘The Prestige,’ you’ll remember the plot roughly follows how two Batmen fight an army of Wolverines created by David Bowie. Look it up. The most overlooked part of the film is when Nikola Tesla (played by Bowie) invents a freaking cloning machine and then sort of disappears because the movie needs to be wrapped up by the two-hour mark.

What happens to Tesla? Where’s the Tesla v. Edison sequel where Tesla is the most powerful man on Earth because he invents cloning in the late-1800s?

This week on the podcast, recorded live at the UCB Sunset Theatre in Los Angeles, Jack O’Brien, Michael Swaim, Dan O’Brien, and Soren Bowie discuss ‘The Prestige,’ ‘Wall-E,’ the ‘Indiana Jones’ franchise and a number of other films with awesome sequels that don’t exist, but should.

Parenthood changes people. Beauty guru Jane Marie gives tips on how to (mostly) accept the new you. Plus, one mom whose post-baby change prevents her from singing karaoke.

Nate is joined by a couple of Reading Aloud Book Club virgins, Mike Still, Susanna Fogel, and Lindsey Kraft for the 6th edition of the Book Club series of Reading Aloud in which they discuss the F. Scott Fitzgerald novel “Tender Is The Night.” They’ll talk about the amazing first ten pages, how the characters Dick and Nicole mirror the real life couple Zelda and Fitzgerald, why you shouldn’t date your therapist, and listener questions. The next book for the upcoming book club episode will be Toni Morrison’s new novel “God Help The Child.” Get your hands on a copy and send in your thoughts on the book at readingaloudpodcast@gmail.com. Make sure to come out to see the show LIVE on Sunday, May 10th at UCB-Franklin at 7:30pm. Get your tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com!

Welcome back to the Amanda & Jennie Best Friends Podcast with your hosts Amanda Sitko & Jennie Pierson! It’s the best podcast for snacks, gossip, boys, diet tips, tweens, fashion, magazines, skin care lines, also shirts, shoes, etc. Their assistant Karen joins them to chat about celebs, wig tips, some of her failures during “What Happened There?”, and to answer True & False questions about Amanda & Jennie during “Is It True?” Then, Traci Reardon stops by to offer advice on friends & more to her Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Ronna & Beverly are coming to you from the Earwolf studios with the lovely Paget Brewster chat about Brewster’s Millions, her great great grandfather being a co-founder of Goodrich, going to Australia with The Thrilling Adventure Hour, Tommy Lee Jones being nice to her, and more. Plus, Ronna & Beverly express their love to their wonderful fans as they unbox some delicious treats!

Andrew Ti and special guest Nick Mundy finish the week off by discussing the U.S. State Department recommending women wearing a wedding ring while traveling. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

This week on Two Charted the gang discusses why Howard might want to consider using both of his eyes. Then, Howard pitches to the Sharks, as played by Kulap and Stard, some brilliant new business ideas that will disrupt snacking, pocket change, and rock n’ roll. Also, our hosts introduce a new segment wherein they explore and discuss the vast and wondrous world of China. Later, Stard tells the story of his virtual audience with Paul McCartney, which sparks Howard’s memories of his relationship with President Obama. Lastly, Howard comes out of the eye-color closet for the first time.

The Sklars kick off this week’s show with takes from around the sports world wherein they discuss a very crooked tow company, a football player that engages in sexual acts a little too close to home, and the proper way to handle your son dressing up as the enemy. Then, Randy and Jason welcome to the show Colin Hanks, who gives insight into how to succeed when remaking Star Wars. Additionally, Colin talks about the intricacies of working on a show as complex as Fargo, as well as why the LA Kings, along with the San Francisco Giants, are going to be just fine. Later, the gang discusses the dangers of Australia, a cheater living within the world of marathons, and why the only wars worth fighting are fought on Twitter. Lastly, Daniel Van Kirk gives a very special tribute to Doug Buffone.

Kevin & Kamau continue to answer all the questions and comments sent in by Denzealots in part 2 of this week’s special Twitter episode, including Kevin’s pronunciation of “Sasquatch”, why Denzel refused the Kurt Russell role in Furious 7, who will be Denzel’s successor, and more. Plus, there’s a new Kevin Avery edition of the Denzel bingo card! New York: Get your tickets now for a LIVE episode of Denzel Washington Is The Greatest Actor of All Time Period at Union Hall in Brooklyn on Monday, May 11th! Tix: https://www.ticketfly.com/purchase/event/841103

In episode two of The Black List Table Reads with Franklin Leonard, we continue with the obscenely funny script BALLS OUT. We follow the story of beleaguered businessman Jim Simmers, a pencil pusher unlucky in life and in love who just last week was fired from his thankless job only to get zapped by a power line. And die? Tune in to find out! BALLS OUT comes from the minds of Malcolm Spellman and Tim Talbott. It’s brought to life by help of Paul Scheer, Jason Mantzoukas, Lauren Lapkus, Matt Walsh, Eugene Cordero, Casey Wilson, Chris Cox, Joe Wengert, and Craig Mazin.

Inspired by Russell Crowe’s The Water Diviner, Leonard and Baron discuss three films in which a director also is the star of the film. Ed Harris’ outstanding film Pollock, a turkey from Kenneth Branagh, and Jennifer Jason Leigh and Alan Cumming’s wonderful sleeper The Anniversary Party.

Writer Neel Shah joins Jensen & Matty to talk about his time working at Page Six, being on the TV show The City, cultural attaché, his new book “Read Bottom Up,” Brooklyn singer Janelle Kroll, dating app Raya, the documentary Charlie Victor Romeo, SmartWool socks, Doomtown: Reloaded, how we’re late on Daredevil, Google Cardboard, The Americans, and many other things you should know about.

Tinder Guestpert Chris Humes joins Deanna & Emily to take us through the ins and outs of Tinder including: how to make Tinder the experience you want it to be, creating the perfect profile (photos should include cats, headphones & deltoids), and why you should avoid anyone posing with an elephant. Check out this amazing listicle on Ten Ways To Tighten Your Tinder Game! http://omfgpodcast.tumblr.com/post/116451713266/ten-ways-to-tighten-your-tinder-game

Kevin Pollak, director of the new documentary Misery Loves Comedy finally makes his first appearance on today’s emergency B-B-B-ONUS-S-S Comedy Bing Bong! Ever wanted to know why comedians do what they do? What about helpful tips to get out of jury duty? Well, you’ll hear all about that plus some incredible foley work from foley artist Andy Pappage. Also, there might be a special surprise phone call from a certain star of Kroll Show!

Raving against the machine with Jason Nash.

Nick Mundy and Andrew talk about White people’s idea of rebuilding Detroit. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.