Adam Scott Aukerman have seen the U2 signal in the sky and are back for a special holiday episode of U Talkin’ U2 To Me! They’ll talk about Bono’s bike accident, U2 playing a concert without Bono, the Songs of Innocence + Experience tour, Films of Innocence, U2’s Christmas songs, and their upcoming LIVE UTU2TM show. Plus, the Scotts talk Star Wars in another edition of I Love Films and play a game of Did This Come Out This Year or Not.

Get tickets now for U Talkin’ U2 To Me? LIVE at SF Sketchfest over at www.sfsketchfest.com!

In Episode 7 of Season 4, Michael and Michael delve into the mysterious topic of the Unknown. Their conversation covers everything from the ol’ tree falling in the woods saying to the future to the Umami theory.

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon.

In the middle of a battle against some red giant dogs, the gang must choose whether they will stick around or find a place to lay low.

Vanessa McGee & Andrew discuss Asian foods. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Howard and Kulap start off the show by defending Howard’s strictness of tweet-chart questions, with plenty of bullet-proof analogies to explain Howard’s case. Then, our crew discusses the ramifications of the “Sony Hack” and how it’s going to affect entertainment as a whole. Also, Kulap and Stard explain to Howard what a Mockingjay is and why Howard should learn to love the nature of fictional animals. Later, the gang does a live re-enactment of “Shark Tank,” a re-enactment where Howard plays a start up business that specializes in stress relief! Lastly, Howard, in place of our elusive guest, fields questions from chartists!!!

Deanna & Emily talk to stand-up comedian Pedro Salinas about life before internet culture, dating IRL, and the meaning behind bish, ATM, and more. Pedro also tells us what bothers him about GIFs, what’s the deal with Snapchat, and people’s fear of things getting too awkward.

The Sklars start off the show with a recap of Dan Van Kirk’s day with Chili’s. Also, Dan shares some of his exclusive Chili’s schwag that he got for Randy and Jason. Then, the gang welcomes to the show comedian Andy Peters, who shares the advice that Colin Quinn gave, to jumpstart Andy’s whole career. Headlines on this week’s County include grappling with drunken zebra’s, a former college student who sticks around to create some malicious mischief, and the brand new charity “random acts of pasta,” as funded by the Olive Garden. Lastly, Christopher Walken calls in to defend his performance in the Thanksgiving spectacular “Peter Pan.”

This episode is sponsored by Shari’s Berries. Go to berries.com and use code bro for sweet deals.

Tig, Kyle, and David start off with a discussion about the holiday season. Then, the lovely Dr. Crystal Dilworth from Fail Lab is back in the hatch to edutain about the relationship between science and food, marijuana, relationships, communication, and cancer.

This episode is sponsored by Bonobos and Stamps.com. Use the code BLASTOFF for some great savings.

Join Kevin as he sits down with character actor Toby Huss (The Adventures of Pete & Pete, Halt and Catch Fire) to discuss his career as a cavalcade of characters. Toby chats about landing his Seinfeld gig with a goofy dance, how he gets lost in the art of doing voices, and how smiling makes him look like a psycho.

Vanessa McGee & Andrew talk about whether the name of this show is racist or not. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Sean and Hayes discuss the holidays in L.A. with a new version of a classic segment: “You’re Doing It Wrong: By Ho Ho Hove I Think Eggnog It”. Then, TV star THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH is in the studio to talk about Mike Judge, the nerd takeover of comedy, working with Martin Scorcese, and what happened behind the scenes on Splinterheads. Also, Gmail Roulette brings a sneak peak into Thomas’ celebrity life.

Stand-up comedian Brandon Wardell joins Jensen & Matty to talk about Hollywood starlets, Tom Cochrane, going on tour with Bob Odenkirk, Lil B, Atlanta rapper Rome Fortune, Tunji Ige’s Day2Day Remix, Harlem MC Dave East, the Asher Roth RAW Cypher, real life Escape games, how we’re late on Candidly Nicole, Mango Sticky Rice, being a Drake stan, and many other things you should know about.

Writer Vanessa McGee joins Andrew all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they talk about her time working on BET’s The Game and the idea of a White Entertainment Television channel. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Ho! Ho! Ho! It’s the year end holiday episode of Comedy Bean Bag with music from The Both (Aimee Mann & Ted Leo) and guests galore! Director of the Underworld series, Len Wiseman is back for the CBB festivities that will include visits from some spooky ghosts, a naughty elf, and much more. Merry Christmas bros!

This episode is sponsored by Club W, NatureBox, Stamps.com, R&R Games, and Drinkwel. Use offer code BANGBANG at checkout for some great savings!

No matter how cool, young or hip you are, eventually the world of mass media will leave your increasingly-saggy ass behind. Recently, the YouTube channel of PewDiePie, a Swedish video game commenter, became the most viewed YouTube channel in history with over 6.6 billion views. The Wall Street Journal cites that PewDiePie makes around $4 million a year from ads sold on his YouTube account. In the Cracked offices, this feat was met with responses like, “what the hell is PewDiePie,” “I’ve lost faith in society,” and, “I have no idea what any of those words mean.” We’re old — not ‘discounts at The Sizzler’ old, but old enough that we’re no longer the gatekeepers of popular culture.

Tragically (for us) and normally (for everyone else), pop culture is moving faster than ever: YouTubers are making millions; things that some of us were too old for originally, like Power Rangers, are being rebooted; and 13-year-olds seem to have legitimate grounds to bemoan “kids these days.”

This week on the podcast, Cracked editors Jack O’Brien, Jason Pargin (aka David Wong), Soren Bowie, and Tom Reimann discuss the specific areas of pop culture that seem to have left them behind.

This episode is sponsored by Squarespace and R&R Games. Use the code CRACKED at checkout for some great savings!

Devin & Amy go paw to paw as they decide whether Lion King or Beauty and the Beast belong in the canon. Are blondes falsely portrayed in Beauty and the Beast? Is the Beast way hotter as an animal? Is Simba a saint who makes mistakes or is he an entitled jerk? Is Hakuna matata the worst mantra of all time? Tune in for the blood shed — and head to the forums on Wolfpop to cast the deciding vote!

Good afternoon everyone and welcome to another edition of the Rad Dad Padcast with Terry Dew (Brendan Jennings)! This week Terry is joined in the garage by shaman Miss Harmony Moongloss. Terry and Harmony talk about how to become a shaman, lead each other into some meditation, and role-play a moment in Terry’s past that might have scarred his daughter Lindsey. Then, Terry’s son Casper’s friend Traci Reardon stops by to help offer advice on acing a job interview and more to Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

Dreams come true not just once on TLP but twice! The man himself, PATTON OSWALT is BACK just in time for our #LastLaugh to discuss his fondest movie memories, whether or not he’s seen a dead body, the poignant and awesome thing his little daughter told him about speed, and lastly why the Gay Agenda is literally the most boring in the world. Be sure to pre-order his brilliant book Silver Screen Fiend on Amazon HERE. Enjoy!

Andrew Ti and special guest Eugene Cordero finish the week off by discussing the evolution of House & Electronic music. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Kulap, Howard, and Stard start off the show with the genesis of Hanukkah, new cooking techniques, and a revelation pertaining to Taylor Swift. Then, Howard reveals that, in an extremely productive week, he started work on a new TV show, as well as, found Kulap’s Christmas gift. Also, Stard and Howard talk about where all great ideas are born, on napkins. Later, in Kulap’s movie chart, the gang discusses they’re very own “Origin Stories” and the bloodlines they never knew they had. Lastly, Kulap explains how the game Mafia works and why no one will be playing it at her holiday party.

Kulap’s socks are back!!

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Randy and Jason start off the show with this week’s headlines in sports, including gyms for the mild mannered and how to become the most awkward tight end in the NFL. Then, the Sklars welcome to the show Erik Griffin, star of Comedy Central’s Workaholics. Erik shares his story of how he came up in comedy and what it’s like being a lifelong Clippers fan, especially now that Staples Center is a nightclub. Later, in “Quick Hits” the crew covers stories of NFL players that claim fatherhood caused their drug use, a homeless shelter that is keeping people homeless, and LeBron making a royal faux pas. Lastly, Steven Seagal calls in to pitch the idea of joining Dan Van Kirk in his Chili’s venture.

 Check out the new “It’s Enough to Make a Guy Fly Private” t-shirt here!!!

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Sarah and Susan discuss Whitney Houston’s “I Will Always Love You” and Superstar: The Karen Carpenter Story as they share their Cry of The Week. Then, funny man Andy Kindler joins Sarah & Susan to talk about being reduced to tears from watching UP on a plane, an optician who gave school children free glasses, Peter Jennings, Paul Simon’s “The Cool, Cool River,” and explains why everyone should cry as he answers a Cry Quiz.

Sporting chance with Nick Kroll.

Alex Berg, Dave Theune, and Nick Mandernach are together known as Sassy Bluff. They join Matt Besser this week to look for the new mascot for Moscow, show what happens when the clothing optional rule at Vassar college goes too far, and worship Peter Fonda as a God. Plus, Amy Alkon, author of Good Manners for Nice People Who Sometimes Say F*ck, talks about the science based theory on why people are rude in general, web slamming, and random acts of kindness in another edition of the Confrontation Corner. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com! improv4humans will be back at the UCB Sunset LIVE on December 22 with a Christmas special. Go to https://www.ucbtheatre.com/ for tickets!

On today’s episode, Andrew and Eugene Cordero talk about white people complimenting Japanese people in Japanese. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

This week W. Kamau Bell & Kevin Avery discuss the 2010 post-apocalyptic film The Book of Eli. They’ll talk about why this movie hits Kamau’s cinematic G-Spot, Denzel doing a strut while trying on boots, quoting Bible verses before opening a can of whoop ass, and supporting Mila Kunis for a Book of Eli sequel.

Actress Melody Rae joins Matt via phone from Yelm, Washington this week to discuss her role as the woman with the baby carriage in the Union Station staircase shoot out in The Untouchables. Melody tells us about completely improvising her memorable scene, how she handled the explosions, baby, & squibs, and working with Kevin Costner. Plus, Matt introduces a new segment called I Was There Tune, where he is joined by his good friend/music editor/composer James “Jimmy Blades” Bladon to talk about composing music, working with director Tony Scott, sound effects, and life behind the mixer. Finally, Matt closes out the show by talking about how Mickey Rourke was originally going to play Eliot Ness in another installment of I Wasn’t There Too.

Kulap and Howard welcome to the show, pioneer of the conceptual podcast, Matt Gourley, host of SuperEgo. Matt gives insight into the other realms of this rapidly growing medium. Then, Howard gives his take on how Serial, the murder mystery podcast, will come to an end. Also, the gang jests about some of their most recent live concerts that they’ve attended. Later, Howard and Matt discuss the hardships of explaining to your parents what a podcast is. Lastly, Matt answers some of the most challenging questions Chartists have ever come up with.