A marriage; a miscarriage. A divorce; a guy who looks (and smells) like a caveman. All in this epic love story.

Nate brings you the first all Non-fiction episode and has the hilarious Nelson Franklin start things off by reading a Chuck Klosterman piece entitled “The Pretenders.” Then, writer, producer, and former political operative Eli Attie joins Nate in the studio to chat about being the campaign speechwriter through Gore’s concession of the 2000 presidential election, growing up in a family of readers, and some of the political books that he enjoys. Finally, Nate finishes things by playing two pieces of political theatre that he loves – Mr. Rogers going in front of the US Senate to defend PBS and Robert F. Kennedy’s speech after Martin Luther King Jr. was assassinated. Get a head start on the next book which will be “The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.” by Adelle Waldman and send in your thoughts on the book at readingaloudpodcast@gmail.com. Also, come out to see a holiday-themed version of Reading Aloud! There will be carolers, sing a longs, and a live reading of the Sedaris masterpiece “Santaland Diaries”. Get tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com.

Hello loyal listeners and welcome back to Movers and Schaffer, a weekly radio magazine program with your host Nip Schaffer (Paul Brittain)! Today Nip is joined by Patti Dukakis, an aspiring stand-up comedian. Nip and Patti talk about how being a mom influences Patti’s stand-up, their favorite movies, and Patti’s comedy heroes. Then, Nip’s correspondent Traci Reardon helps offer advice to Twitter followers in her recurring segment, “Help Me, Rhonda.”

The one and only James Bond is finally making his HDTGM debut in the next movie we cover.

Ronna & Beverly are here to offer advice on age secrets, dating a possible alcoholic, finding a Jewish woman as a non Jewish man, and much more. Sit tight and let these ladies make your life better with their wisdom!

Randy and Jason start off the show with sports headlines from the last week, one of which includes, a former NFL quarterback who tries to hide from the police by covering his eye’s. Then, the Sklars welcome actor, comedian, producer, and director Ahmed Ahmed. Ahmed is an Egyptian-American performer who shares the intimate details of growing up and developing a career out of a multi-cultural background. Also, Dan Van Kirk calls in with an update about his journey into the world Chili’s advertising. Later, in Quick Hits, the gang discusses football players that take a stand, what kinds of items college students should be stealing, and an NFL player that, like most Americans, didn’t want to serve jury duty. Lastly, Tom Leykis calls in to share a snap shot of his glamorous life.

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They’re BAaaaack! Elizabeth’s besties Mary Elizabeth Ellis and Artemis Pebdani come on to discuss PEARL JAM, their witness protection program ideal lives, gospel singing classes, Pearl Jam, high school teachers, snickers bars, Pearl jam, and Pearl Jam. It’s episode #7 of our last laugh countdown – Enjoy!

Howard and Kulap kick off the show with an in depth look at the old software of our country, which is the East Coast. Howard gets into the details of his trip back home, including building family ties, learning from his nephews what music the youth is listening to, and how he acquired an unreleased Bruce Springsteen album…maybe. Then, the gang plays a clip of their Who Charted exclusive version of “Let It Go,” as masterfully produced by Stard. Later, Kulap discusses her “Thanksgiving Karaoke Spectacular!” Lastly, Howard reveals his latest fashion choice.

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Horatio Sanz, Betsy Sodaro, and Stephanie Allynne welcome back Eric the Paid Intern on this week’s improv4humans with Matt Besser LIVE from the new UCB Sunset theatre! Eric tells us about his recent break up with his fiance and shares a man on the street interview with an “ex-myanfrologist” which inspires scenes about meeting your significant other’s odd parents, being thrown into a mind prison, and the home life of a human platypus. Make sure to get the Upright Citizens Brigade television show season 3 now available on DVD, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com! improv4humans will be back at the UCB Sunset LIVE on December 22 with a Christmas special. Go to https://www.ucbtheatre.com/ for tickets!

Stephen Merchant is a handsome man, a funny man, and a smart man. Stephen & Jeff chat about Stephen’s hotel fantasy inspired by James Bond, a period of films in the 80s that feel like they were made by aliens, learning about dogging through a text Stephen received once, and the time Stephen tried to make a America’s Funniest Home video with his friends as a kid.

Swinging away with Erin Foley.

Nerdist Industries President Adam Rymer is the guest for this episode of The Wolf Den, discussing how the Nerdist brand went from being Chris Hardwick’s website and podcast to becoming an agile and fast-growing digital media company, now part of Legendary Entertainment, the studio behind successful movies like Batman Begins, 300 and Interstellar. Adam talks about how Nerdist is both like a modern cable network and a multi-channel network (MCN), but is also different. That’s because Nerdist works with a smaller cadre of carefully chosen talent, but creating content that works on different platforms. He also explains how podcasting fits into the company’s high level strategy, and how the medium is still integral to Nerdist along with being a meaningful part of the bottom line. Finally, Adam lays out some of his vision for the future of Nerdist, which could include feature films or music.

This week W. Kamau Bell & Kevin Avery discuss Denzel’s engaging performance in the 1999 thriller The Bone Collector. They’ll talk about how Denzel delivers a captivating performance from a bed in most of the movie, the Denzel stutter, Denzel tearing up as he gives orders, and Kevin’s personal history with The Bone Collector.

In Episode 5 of Season 4, Michael and Michael drill deep into the topic of Architecture as social commentary. Their conversation covers everything from the ancient Egyptian pyramids to thatched roofs to the story of the 3 little pigs.

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon.

Bob is excited to have his friend and eating expert Sandy join him to talk about his ground breaking movement “The San Diego Mindset,” indulge in his San Diego diet, challenge some of the popular conceptions within the new age community, and to play a game called Teachable Moments.

Steve Agee & Dan Telfer are here to stay as they join the Nerd Poker gang officially! This time around the gang decide to either fend off some blue giants or make their way to the docks.

Howard and Kulap start off the show with a taste of the best and worst salads of the past week. Plus, if you’re the type of Chartist that wants to see people get drunk and act out the movie Armageddon, then meet Mo Mandel! Howard and Kulap welcome Mo to the show to talk about his new show Barmagedden. Then, Mo and Howard compare their unique Nickelodeon voice over skills. Later, the gang deliberates over what level of grad school you need to attend in order to understand the movie Interstellar. Lastly, Mo takes questions from Chartists!

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You’re in for something special as Deanna & Emily talk to actor/comedian/American treasure Bill Kottkamp about grandma versace, his #ViralSpecial, and the origin of memes. Bill also shares how he feels like he’s both a lady & a gentleman, his joke writing process, and his best pump up jams.

Jensen & Matty once again take YOUR calls but this time ask the Bunheads themselves for suggestions on what we should get up OFF. We talk about yelling at people “I can’t see” at crowded events, lumber sexuals, the ironic love of bad Hip-Hop, stop kicking it on the corner, aux cords, drinkable apple sauce, being a total asshole in a public restroom, Miyazaki, ringtones, new Eminem, dabs, and mailboxes attached to houses. We’ll also find out if Adnan is guilty or innocent, if Jensen’s love Marissa is alive, and which host is more emotionally healthy.

Climb into the hatch today as Tig, Kyle, and David switch things up today with a special guest-less episode. They read and address YOUR emails, covering topics like being a genius, boredom, and lying. Plus, Kyle brings out a new rap!

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Are you addicted to Serial like the rest of the country? Hayes and Sean are finally talking about the wildly popular phenomenon, throwing their own spoilers and theories into the pot. Then, close personal friend Pauly Shore is in the studio to talk about all the famous people he’s seen naked and the Popcorn Gallery is back to ask about Son in Law and whether Tia Carrere is still hot.

Randy and Jason welcome Frontier Ruckus to this week’s Sklarbro County, who stop by the show while on tour with their new album “Sitcom Afterlife.” Then, Ian Karmel helps to explain to all non-lovers of sports, what it is that makes the whole thing so damn appealing.  Also, Dan Van Kirk shares numerous stories, including, the man who keeps his car from getting towed via swordsmanship, the man who sticks a chainsaw in his pants, and lastly, the man who just wanted some Taco Bell. Finally, Frontier Ruckus closes the show with yet another phenomenal performance.

Returning champion Colin Hanks of FX’s Fargo is here to talk about his humble beginnings on Comedy Bean Bag! Colin tells us all about one of his first acting roles on Roswell, the status of his Tower Records documentary, and the record that got him hooked onto music. Then, Marla Charles, Carol Sheldon, Margie Donk, and Pam John arrive to talk about the wonderful Golden Duchess Cruise Lines cruise they recently took and share some fun facts about themselves during a game of Would You Rather!

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Lately, you can’t swing an undead cat without hitting the end of the world. Whether it’s the pure escapism of ‘The Walking Dead’ or high art like ‘The Road’, every story hits the same beats: it’s every man for himself against the hoard of zombies or cannibals or nuclear Nazi mutants, and the only ones who survive are the badasses with shotguns willing to shoot their best friends for a Pop Tart. Even your general post-apocalyptic dystopia movies fall in the same lazy traps — every city looks like a warehouse or a desert, not because it’s an accurate depiction of such a society, but because they’re cheaper to film in.

But whether it’s a case of art reflecting society or storytellers accidentally tapping into a human desire — and running with it until it’s as bloated and decayed as their crew of extras — it says something about us that’s pretty uncomfortable to think about. The apocalypse is just the new Old West, but instead of conquering the “savages,” we just revel in being way better at savagery. We like the idea of the fall of civilization because it allows us to elevate basic human decency to heroic decency, and escape the complications of the modern world — even if most of us would die without it. But that’s why every disaster in the history of ever has shown that it doesn’t play out that way at all.

This week, Cracked editors Jack O’Brien, Soren Bowie, and Jason Pargin (aka David Wong) discuss the rote ways in which apocalypse movies and TV shows always get the demise of civilization wrong.

Devin & Amy clash lightsabers in the first ever versus episode where they will decide which Star Wars movie belongs in the canon. The prequels don’t even deserve to be in the running. Instead they will only focus on the original trilogy. Is Han & Leia’s banter romantic or annoying? Is C-3PO more lovable by being a dick? Can Empire’s bleakness balance out its lack of plot? Tune in for the death match — and head to the forums on Wolfpop to cast the deciding vote!

Nate welcomes his panel of friends Paul Scheer, April Richardson, and John Ross Bowie to break down John Darnielle’s “Wolf In White Van” in the very first Book Club episode of Reading Aloud! They’ll discuss using a kindle vs. a physical book, teen zine mail, Dungeons and Dragons, choices, and listener’s thoughts on the book. Get a head start on the next book which will be “The Love Affairs of Nathaniel P.” by Adelle Waldman and send in your thoughts on the book at readingaloudpodcast@gmail.com. Also, come out to Reading Aloud LIVE at UCB-Sunset on Friday, December 12th at 10:30pm! Get tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com!

Andrew Ti and special guest Ify Nwadiwe finish the week off by discussing a caller’s question regarding Black women saying they only date White men. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.