Kyle opens up about his most recent Night Guy outing and gets Mother involved with a new segment, Mother’s Movie Minute! Then the gang asks Sarah Kleinman, Registered Nurse and Certified Nurse Midwife, to clear up the Blastoff midwifery mystery. She takes us through the various roles of a midwife, shares her thoughts on epidurals, and sets us straight on the idea of “birthing hips.” Oh, and Tig’s still got it.

Some much needed lady energy is in the building as fellow podcaster Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend, The Adam Carolla Show) makes her way to the County! Alison tells us about how she became co-host of The Adam Carolla Show, her wish to give birth to a puppy, and the one time Penn Jillette had blood coming out of his ear. Things get weird as Daniel Van Kirk brings us the crazy stories once again which include a 47 year old man by the name of Garry Matthews who would like to live as “Boomer The Dog,” a stripper who won’t keep her clothes on, and a German student who attacked the Hell’s Angels with a puppy. Later, Steven Seagal stops by the studio to make Chris Brown an offer. Make sure to check out Daniel Van Kirk’s NFL column over at cover32.com! Don’t forget to get your tickets for the Sklar Bros visits to St. Louis, MO on Friday, November 8th and their one-hour special tapings at the Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI. Also, the LIVE from LA Podfest 2013 episode of Sklarbro Country with special guests Phil Hendrie, Dennis Rodman, and Mark Wahlberg is now available in the Earwolf store!

Halloween week continues as Robbie Pickering & Andrew discuss Texas, Ted Cruz, the politics of ressentiment, and straight up racist Halloween costumes. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Beware listeners, today’s spOoOoky edition of Comedy Fang! Fang! might be too scary for the faint hearted but hopefully the zombie killing expertise of The Walking Dead’s Steven Yeun will help you face your fears! Join Scott & Steven (if you dare) as they welcome a mad scientist by the name of Dr. Traygo who is going through an emotional crisis and lesbian vampire Dykula who’s looking for a good time. That’s not all, Leo Carpazzi makes his haunting return along with The Hauntettes to debut the sequel to his original version of the Monster Mash!

Director Robbie Pickering joins Andrew Ti all this week to count down the days until Halloween and answer some racism questions. Today they discuss people decorating pumpkins with confederate flags for the Pumpkin Regatta. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Best known from Cheap Seats and a little movie called The Hangover, the fantastic Ed Helms visits the calming shores of Sklarbro Country! Ed tells us about how he went from doing stand up in New York to being on The Daily Show, growing up loving the comedy of Sinbad, Jeff Foxworthy, and Rich Hall, watching the Atlanta Braves & Falcons play live a bunch as a kid, and adjusting to life after the major success of The Hangover. Later on, we get Dick Vitale on the phone who’s been a little spooked by Midnight Madness. Make sure to join the Sklar Bros tonight in Lexington, KY and get tickets for their show in St. Louis, MO in November, and their one-hour special tapings at the Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI.

The charming Kate Walsh joins Ronna and Beverly to chat about Operation Smile, why all her friends wanted to beat her up as a kid, her perfume “Boyfriend,” and her 3 upcoming movie roles. Also, Ronna & Beverly share their spoOoOoky Halloween plans!

Grab yourself a delicious crispy apple and join Ku-Ku, Wie-Wie, and Real Milk Dirt Cup on this week’s TWO CHARTED! Howard announces his new restaurant as he takes us through his eventful Wieek That Was and we get an insight on Kulap’s apple tastes as she counts down her Top 5 Favorite Apples! And we can’t forget to give a shout out the wonderful chartists because we GOT SOME GIFTS!

You know him from the incredible podcast, Throwing Shade, and from his previous appearance on this here very show – what can we say, we can’t get enough of him! BRYAN SAFI came back on and we discussed youth humiliation, fuck apps, vacation memories and why we should never listen to our instincts when stepping on a plane. We adore him, and you will too! Enjoy!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest JJ Wienkers finish the week off by figuring out if kids’ TV shows like Ni-Hao, Kai-Lan & Dora the Explorer are actually helping young children appreciate various cultures or if they are perpetuating certain racial stereotypes. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Star of The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants & first timer Amber Tamblyn stops by along with fan favorite Todd Glass to celebrate Ovarytober on today’s special B-B-B-ONUS-S-S-s episode of Comedy Bing Bong! Amber tells us about recently becoming a regular on Two and a Half Men, Todd expresses his joy for the theme song Scott wrote for him, and they all pitch possible names for Todd’s new book. Plus, a delightful game of Would You Rather? that you won’t want to miss!

This week’s improv4humans features humans Andy Daly, Josh Simpson, and Jeff Hiller playing Harry Potter nerds, running into an aspiring actor who works at a hotel, and dealing with an unqualified STD tester. It’s an episode that’ll help you finally move out of that tepee! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Andrew and JJ Wienkers discuss the good dancer stereotype. Chill out breakdancing people and don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Professional humorist Paul F. Tompkins returns fresh off the CBB LIVE tour to count down some charts y’all! While counting down Billboard’s Alternative Songs Chart, Paul describes the one thing he would put on his backstage rider, tells us about his Jaws suit,  and finally confronts Howard on his absence from the Phish concert. Captain Phillips also makes an appearance during the Movie Chart and we find out what Paul’s best Halloween costumes have been as he answers some Twitter Qs!

After retrieving the goods off Amarth’s mangled corpse, giving him a true Viking burial, and talking about Julie Andrew’s boobs, the rest of the gang continue the search for the old necromancer. Smashing their way through the tower’s rooms, they arrive in a large chamber where Sir Richard detects a mysterious evil presence.

Rob Pope of Spoon & The Get Up Kids chills out with Har Mar on today’s Nocturnal Emotions! Rob & Har Mar chat about bunions & sushi, working on a new Spoon record, performing in Japan, and sleepwalk peeing. Then, they create a murder/mystery TV show which takes place in Austin, Texas and play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Eddy Grant’s “Electric Avenue.”

Today JJ Wienkers & Andrew talk about a caller’s possibly racist street name and JJ’s hometown. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

In Episode 1 of Season 2, Michael and Michael discuss “Science and Medicine.” Their conversation covers everything from the Möbius strip, to regressive analysis, to shitting on the floor.

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon and is produced by Matthew Kahn.

It’s a HDTGM first as Paul, June, and Jason go guestless this week to tackle the terrifyingly terrible Halloween III: Season of the Witch. They’ll discuss Dr. Sexy Detective sleeping with everyone, the robots full of goo, the evil Irish novelty toy manufacturer’s reason for his big Halloween plan, Marge Guttman’s bedwear, and Stonehenge lasers. The gang also explains how they would turn humans into robots if they were evil masterminds right before getting into another edition of Second Opinions. 8 more days ’til Halloween!

Sean and Hayes discuss the well deserved buzz around Scarlett Johnson’s performance in the Spike Jonze’s “Her.” Then, DONALD GLOVER of Mystery Boys, Communion, and The Do Do List stops by to make a really big announcement and give some tips on how to recover from a tanking improv scene.

Attention to all of our listeners who keep getting injured, we are positive that your luck is about to change for the better! Today we’re joined by writer/author Lara Schoenhals to share her journey on how she became the author of “White Girl Problems” with a stroke of luck. Avoid getting redneck crazy and instead listen to this episode!

Actor and veteran improvisational comedian, Greg Proops, (Whose Line Is It Anyway?) sits down with Kevin to talk about his career and new comedy special Live from Musso & Frank’s. Proops also discusses performing for audiences in both the UK and US, his week spent on a Royal Caribbean comedy cruise, and munchkins who lie about their age.

Hosts of the Bear Down podcast, Matt Walsh (founding member of the UCB) & Scot Armstrong (writer of Old School & The Hangover Part II) join the County boys to talk all things Chicago on today’s Sklarbro County! After Matt & Scot explain why they’ve fallen back on recording their podcast (Matt is on HBO’s Veep and Scot is finishing up his directorial debut, Search Party), Daniel Van Kirk keeps the weird story streak going strong as the guys talk about Florida parking lot pooping, people paying to get snuggled, and an LA cafe that has a restroom theme complete with real toilet seats. Then, Matt & Scot’s dreams come true when they meet Chicago legend Doug Buffone in the flesh! Don’t forget to get your tickets for the Sklar Bros visits to Lexington, KY this weekend, St. Louis, MO in November, and their one-hour special tapings at the Majestic Theatre in Madison, WI.

JJ Wienkers & Andrew discuss Hollywood remaking Foreign movies and wonder if it’s racist. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Owen & TJ are ready to discuss the recent U.S government shutdown until they are quickly interrupted by Leonard (Ian Roberts), a mentally challenged member of TJ’s new posse. Will they be able to stay on topic or will they instead focus on the 11 year old boy TJ & Leonard have been mentoring? Tune in to find out!

The star of The Pete Holmes Show, infectious laugher, and today’s guest of honor Pete Holmes finally makes it weird on his inaugural Comedy Bing Bong appearance! Also joining both Scott & Pete is Gino Lambardo, a new intern from Long Island that is sure to give Marissa Wompler a run for her money. After a couple of solid segues & a convo snippet, extraordinary athlete Lisa Bartin drops by to fill the guys in on a terrible breakup  which occurred recently when she swam the English Channel.

Cracked Head Writer & Creative Director of Video, Daniel O’Brien joins Jack O’Brien (no relation) to discuss the many things you may not know about President Lyndon B. Johnson in honor of Daniel’s upcoming book, “How To Fight Presidents.” We’ll learn about some gems such as LBJ’s obsession with recording/transcribing almost every phone conversation to taking out his wiener (which he nicknamed Jumbo) in public all the time.

Writer, performer, and producer JJ Wienkers joins Andrew Ti all this week to answer some racism questions. Today they wonder if Apple is racist for having Siri censor curse words but not the n-word. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

The top-knot trendsetter known as Wie-Wie and everybody’s favorite “young lovely Asian lady” KuKu are back in fine form on this week’s TWO CHARTED! Howard takes us on a journey through his exciting Wieek That Was before Ramhand interrupts to explain how his family has been affected by the government shutdown. On her chart, Kulap reflects on her time spent in Mexico and details all her exciting, Latin-infused adventures. Be sure to stay tuned for a particularly edgy CHART EXCLUSIVE regarding Howard’s love for a certain pop song.