Yo, what up Thursdogs! Andrew and Jamie Lee discuss a caller’s question regarding the  labeling of ex-patriots vs. undocumented immigrants. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Giant talking gorillas, lasers and volcanoes are all a part of the insanity that is Congo. Nick Wiger joins Paul, June, and Jason (via computer magic) to ask important questions such as: what are communication lasers, what’s the deal with Dr. Peter’s strangely erotic relationship with Amy the gorilla, and why is Tim Curry’s character even there? Grab yourself a piece of sesame cake and tune in! Make sure to watch Ass Backwards now on VOD & iTunes!

Hello Ladies’ Christine Woods joins Howard and Kulap on this week’s live VPN edition of WHO CHARTED! Howie, Ku, and Christine talk raves, Oprah voices, and Walt Jr. while counting down Billboard’s Official UK Singles Music Chart. Then, they all chat about red heads, SNL, and sequels during the Highest Grossing Dark/Black Comedies Movie Chart. That’s not all, Christine answers all of your questions regarding dogs, comedy, and drama!

Stargoyle is in the building! The gang continues their adventure in the tower by doing a lot of rope climbing but will one of them fall to their death into the empty chasm? Tune in to find out! Plus, a special surprise guest from the world of TRON drops by!

Drummer extraordinaire Chris Egan joins his buddy Har Mar to talk about DMX on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! Chris & Har Mar chat about Ja Rule’s bass player, D’Angelo’s comeback, touring with Solange Knowles, and shady storefronts. Then, they create a very dramatic TV show about the real life of a touring band and play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Dobie Gray’s “Drift Away.”

Today Jamie Lee & Andrew figure out if it’s racist to blame the beginning of slavery on the Cotton gin. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

Sean and Hayes take us through their respective journeys and share how they became two A-List it boys. They do a quick recap of the Emmys by discussing Steve Levitan’s message during his acceptance speech and open up the “Teaser Freezer” as they analyze the teaser for Regular Joe’s “Don Jon.” Then, the boys welcome JAKE JOHNSON of the News Girl who tells us how he gets into the “funny zone” by reaching into the “Popcorn Gallery” and performs a scene from the News Girl by hopping into the “Scene Machine.”

The hilarious Dan St. Germain makes his Earwolf debut and joins the similarly named Daniel Van Kirk on this week’s Sklarbro County! After our hosts address some corrections from last week’s episode, Dan St. Germain tells us what it was like attending the University of Evansville in Indiana and Dan Van Kirk brings the weird with stories involving “merchandise tampering”, yacht theft and telepathic sex. Later on in the show, we get Steven Seagal on the line! Citizens of St. Louis — get your tickets to see the Sklars hometown live show on November 8th here!

After a flurry of solo episodes, everyone is back in the hatch to catch up! Tig, Kyle, and a shirtless David give us an update on upcoming projects, “reoccurring” nightmares, and their dating life. There’s also a nice chat about poop pills!

Tim Meadows, Betsy Sodaro, Mary Holland, and Drew Tarver love the smell of improv in the morning! They’re back to hunt for the one and only rose hip oil on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Jamie Lee & Andrew discuss the possible racism in mimicking accents. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Comedy legend and Saturday Night Fever Live star Tim Meadows makes his first visit to the podcast on this week’s Comedy Bang Bang! After Tim and Scott discuss the ins and outs of laser eye surgery and the SNL writing process, musician & esteemed author Chico Davis stops by to promote his book and share some classic stories from his days in the Los Angeles music scene, including his connections to some rock ‘n roll related tragedies as well as some tales from his time spent at the famed Viper Room on the Sunset Strip. Don’t forget to collect every CBB LIVE 2013 Tour episode over at the Earwolf store!

On today’s episode of Cracked, Jack and Michael invite some fellow Cracked contributors to dissect their favorite real world origin stories. Topics discussed include everything from the QWERTY keyboard, Wikipedia and ketchup to planned parenthood, the concept of summer and the Holocaust.

Comedian Jamie Lee joins Andrew Ti to answer all the important racism questions this week. Today they talk about the last name curse, Girl Code, and dressing respectfully. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Dave Koechner & Jim Bianco have been to the calming shores before but never together. Well citizens of Sklarbro Country, that ends today! Dave regales us with tales from the set of Anchorman 2, banging the Kansas City Chiefs’ ceremonial tom-tom drum, and gives us a glimpse into how his character T-Bones would perform the National Anthem. Throughout the episode, Jim treats us by performing a couple of fan inspired songs from his latest album Cookie Cutter. And if that wasn’t enough, we call up Jesse “The Mind” Ventura to get his take on the current Government shutdown. Citizens of Los Angeles — Sklarbro Country will be a part of the LA Podcast Festival this upcoming weekend! Go to http://lapodfest.com for tickets.

Elizabeth has been a fan of his from back in MTV’s TRL days ~ Fantastic host, hilarious twitterer/comedy writer and performer, DAMIEN FAHEY came on and discussed why dairy grosses him out, how to harness the power of anger, why cruises are the worst, and ohhh yes, he shares his first kiss story! Enjoy!

SPOILER ALERT: Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie go through the Breaking Bad finale and much more on this week’s TWOOCH! Howard tells us about shooting a video for “Summah Gum” with Stard and Kulap takes us through her Howieek in TV by discussing SNL’s new cast additions, the return of Eastbound and Down, and the series premiere of Hello Ladies. Also, WE GOT SOME GIFTS!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest Michael Busch finish the week off by talking about how internal racism can be coping mechanism. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Tim Meadows, Betsy Sodaro, Mary Holland, and Drew Tarver are all on today’s special improv5humans! Listen as they break some shocking news to a recovering coma patient, visit a succulent and authentic chinese restaurant, and handle a swarm of homeless customers as Apple employees. Plus, Thomas the intern drops by for a segment we call “Having Fun with Squarespace!” Humans of Los Angeles, improv4humans will be a part of the LA Podcast Festival on October 5th! Go to http://lapodfest.com for tickets! You can also now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album atmattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

The Eric Andre Show’s own Eric Andre drops by to talk all about Public Access television and to interview Jake about Squirt TV. We’ll find out how Eric went from mastering the Seinfeld bassline in college to hosting one of the most interesting/funny mock talk shows on television. Eric & Jake will take a look at some clips from Beyond Vaudeville, Fernwood 2 Night, and a performance by a fellow named Tim Staggs. As always, check out the full playlist over at youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles! The Fogelnest Files is LIVE at the LA Podcast Festival on October 5th with Andy Richter, Matt Besser and Matt Mira. lapodfest.com LIVE in New York City on October 10th at The Bell House with Julie Klausner, Dave Hill and Tom Scharpling. Tickets at thebellhouseny.com.

Happy Thursday! Andrew and Michael Busch discuss the wack phenomenon of people wanting to categorize people by their ethnicity. Don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Talented actor Chris Smith joins us to ring in Rocktober on today’s Who Charted! Chris tells us about being on the new CBS comedy We Are Men, who’s his favorite American Idol performer, and asks what the hell does adult contemporary really mean while counting down Billboard’s Adult Contemporary Music Chart. Then, we find out how hard it is to write movie blurbs and have some of your questions answered in a new segment complete with a brand new Chart theme!

After boarding the detached tower escape vessel, the gang is back in the tower and Sir Richard has a spectacular roll. Things get weird fast as death by horse sex is mentioned almost immediately. Will the cliffhanger ever be addressed? You’ll have to tune in to find out!

Tim Harrington of Les Savy Fav joins Har Mar to talk about his love of Carol Channing on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! They chat about his children’s book “This Little Piggy,” one of the best rap names ever, and rainbow jokes. Later, Tim & Har Mar are inspired by Internet one hit wonders to create a show and then also play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Cat Stevens’ “New York Times.”

Today Michael Busch & Andrew talk about how people sometimes don’t understand the intent of some of the jokes on Arrested Development. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

We were so excited about the finale of Breaking Bad, we wanted to re-release our KPCS episode (in case anyone missed it) with Breaking Bad’s own Saul Goodman, who is now getting a spinoff show.

Human sports jukebox Gar Ryness returns to the Sklarbro universe to talk baseball playoffs and make predictions on this week’s Sklarbro County! Dan Van Kirk and his ridiculous news stories go international as he brings us some crazy stories from across the pond, complete with a creepy English clown and a hard partying man who has sex with a car. Gar sheds some light on the recent Dodgers/Diamondbacks urine in the pool debacle before we hear a voicemail from friend of the show Joe Walsh. Be sure to check out Daniel Van Kirk’s NFL column over at cover32.com! Citizens of Los Angeles — Sklarbro Country will be a part of the LA Podcast Festival on October 5th! Go to http://lapodfest.com for tickets.

Yup, you guessed it — it’s time for a Kyle Dunnigan solo episode! Kyle takes a break from his writing in New York to perform some listener-suggested Punkys and get into it with multiple  special guests. First, Kyle interviews fellow “Inside Amy Schumer” writer Kurt Metzger about everything under the sun, from aliens to Jehovah’s witnesses. After talking to Kurt, Kyle sits down briefly with Amy Schumer and asks her about God. Kyle’s third and final interview is with lifelong friend Michael Andersson, who offers a different take on God than the previous guests and shares some of his particularly fascinating insights as a person living with bipolar disorder, and Kyle tells a riddle. This episode was brought to you by Trump Hospital.

Next week’s movie has Ernie Hudson, talking gorillas, and Laura Linney. What more can you ask for? Paul is also joined by June Diane Raphael for her mini-ep debut to talk about her movie Ass Backwards (which is out now on VOD). He also reads some Corrections & Omissions for Toys, gives us the new tag line for the Movie Title Game after announcing last week’s winners, and shares what he sees while looking up at the stars as he answers your delightful Qs! Make sure to watch Ass Backwards now on VOD & iTunes, don’t miss out on the latest season of The League, catch Season 3 of NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursdays at midnight on Adult Swim, and use your face to watch Hell Baby right now on Amazon!