Get ready for some weird St. Louis pronunciations as the wonderful Dave Holmes drops by the County! Dave talks about hosting an array of MTV shows, co-hosting the sketch comedy-quiz show called The Friday Forty with Scott Gimple, moments in Cardinals history that made him appreciate sports, and the Olympic controversy over Russia’s anti-Gay law. Back from Mancation, Daniel Van Kirk brings us some crazy stories that include; a creepy Walmart customer with a foot fetish strikes again, a “Gang Bang” organizer who was arrested after he dropped his business card, and a Chinese man who tried to snuggle his pet turtle onto a plane by hiding it in a KFC hamburger container. Plus, Bryant Gumbel weighs in on the Olympic controversy as well.

The break from the hatch continues this week as Professor Blastoff comes to you Live from Philadelphia! Tig and Kyle get into an epic shouting match right out of the gate, and David explains the origins of a Philadelphia legend before we learn exactly where the mysterious dusty stage blender came from. Audience member and loyal Blastronaut Emily Moignard joins the gang on stage to offer some insight on her fascinating job as an in-home family therapist as well as shed some light on what lead her down that career path. The sanctity of our Christian podcast is broken numerous times as Emily details the story of her family and grills Kyle, Tig and David about their familial relationships, including a closer look at Kyle’s relationship with MOTHER! And of course, it wouldn’t be a live episode without a hilarious round of Name That Punky!

Sean and Hayes are very excited to share their recent Teen Choice Awards nominations. They talk about The Bachelorette’s beautiful finale and the hashtag harshness that happened on this week’s The Challenge. Then stand-up comedian/Family Man writer KEVIN BIGGINS is in the building to talk all about Hard Knocks.

Humans, welcome to another episode of Ask The UCB with Matt Besser! Get a peek into Matt’s workshop with the UCB’s Harold Teams as part of the 15th Annual Del Close Marathon featuring scenes by improvisers Brennan Mulligan, Ryan Haney, and Carrie McCrossen. Enjoy! You can now get the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Baron Vaughn & Andrew talk about those wack people who hated on Big Freedia opening for the Postal Service. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

WOMP IT UP! We’re celebrating Marissa Wompler’s 17th Birthday Party LIVE from the Marina Del Rey condo HOA common area pool with Miss Listler, Marissa’s step dad Dr. Seth Wompler, and Eric “Gutterballs” Gutterman. It’s all fun in the sun until Marissa’s arch nemesis Danielle Bartiromo crashes the pool party. Grab yourself a tea, join us on the platform above the pool, and womp up the jamz!

Andrew Ti welcomes the mellifluous Baron Vaughn to the show all this week. Today they talk about Baron growing up in Las Vegas, Boston, and a possibly racist sunday school song. Be sure to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask if anything is racist.

Michael and Michael respond to listener mail. If you have a question or comment please send it to topicspodcast@gmail.com

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon and is produced by Matthew Kahn.

Owen & TJ return and this time they have some company. TJ is finally out of prison and brings his friend Jeffrey Detrick 411 Ground & Pound (Jake Johnson) to kick some knowledge about Egypt, investing in candy, and education. We then hear how TJ & Jeffrey go way back as they discuss the George Zimmerman verdict and why Detroit went bankrupt.

The voice maestro, Toby Huss shares the story of his journey from a garage in North Hollywood to the big leagues on today’s Sklarbro Country! Toby tells us about making the choice to take a Greyhound bus from Iowa to New York, how he started working with Mike Judge by doing voices on Beavis and Butthead, and the origin of his character Artie, The Strongest Man In The World. He also gives us a taste of his Frank Sinatra, takes us through what he learned about Clyde Sukeforth’s life in preparation to portray him in the film “42,” and explains where the voice of Kahn of King of The Hill came from. That’s not all, our resident Fantasy-ologist Jesse Thorn has some important tips for those in a Fantasy Summer Camp League just in time for summertime! Citizens of Arizona, come see Randy & Jason perform stand-up at the Tempe Improv on Thursday, August 15th through Saturday August 17th! Get your tickets at www.tempeimprov.com

He’s the Creator and EP of the hit Disney XD show, “Crash and Bernstein” and he’s also married to Elizabeth’s soul sister (former TLP guest Katya Lidsky) – the charming and funny ERIC FRIEDMAN came on and we discussed what it’s like living with crazy animal people, who we would have sex with from our favorite tv shows, why living in limbo doesn’t work for him, and lastly, how he’d feel about having kids who are SO GOOD at something that they could make money doing it. Enjoy!

We’re gonna delve further into the psyche of Armen Weitzman on this week’s TWO CHARTED! Keeping with the theme of this week’s Who Charted, things get quite emotional as Armen counts down his Top 5 Cries of Joy and Kulap counts down her Top 5 Minnesota Memory Musings. They’ll get into the origin of karf, Kulap’s spiritual journey while making her documentary about family, and share a couple of heartfelt moments. It’s a karfastic time for all!

Andrew Ti and this week’s special guest Tim Chiou tell everyone to not assume anyone’s inability to use chopsticks and just offer them some chopsticks. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Recorded LIVE from the 15th Annual Del Close Marathon in New York is part 1 of an epic improv4humans featuring an amazing roster of improvisers that include Chad Carter, Will Hines, Kate Riley, Chris Gethard, Jordan Klepper, Shannon O’Neill, Adam Frucci, Jeremy Bent, Brian Huskey, Craig Rowin, Natasha Rothwell, Neil Casey, Langan Kingsley, and Betsy Stover. Listen as they recreate the 70‘s game show Liar’s Club, travel in a van with a couple of interesting hitchhikers, find out what would happen if Hitler got accepted to art school, and much more! You can now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, the  UCB Comedy Improv Manual, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

1/3 of the Nerdist podcast & host of Jonah Raydio, Jonah Ray makes his first appearance along with fan favorite Nick Thune for a bro out sesh on this week’s b-b-b-bonus-s-s-s episode of Comedy Bang! Bang! After the guys confess their love of baseball movies, newcomer Tito Ben stops by to let us know all about his Eagle Rock plaza kiosk. Plus, an unforgettable game of Would You Rather? between bros!

World Champion Judah Friedlander gives us tips on beating Mike Tyson’s Punch-Out!! on this week’s edition of THE FOGELNEST FILES! Judah shares the origins of his World Champion character, tells us about going thrift shopping with Toby Radloff, and explains why he chose to audition for 30 Rock over Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip. Go leave a review for Late Night with Jimmy Fallon in the comments section of The Fogelnest Files on iTunes and head over to youtube.com/TheFogelnestFiles for the full playlist of this week’s episode!

Andrew and Tim Chiou explain to a caller why we sometimes gravitate to having a circle of friends who we share common interests with and why she shouldn’t worry about being racist. Open your horizons and don’t forget to keep leaving us messages by calling (323) 389-RACE.

Host of the online show Kidrockers, the 10 year old Leo Lorge joins Har Mar to chat about basketball camp, Lebron James, and Leo’s thoughts on Brooklyn. Plus, Leo shares his idea of America’s Got Interviewers during Let’s Create A Show and we find out what Coldplay’s “Every Teardrop Is a Waterfall” really means to Leo.

Kulap welcomes special guest co-host Armen Weitzman to help countdown the charts with CBB’s own Scott Aukerman in an emotional episode of Who Charted! We learn a little bit about Armen’s background, what similarities he shares with Howard, and how Tom Cruise changed his life as they countdown the top 5 Billboard Adult Pop Music Chart. They also find out if Scott considers himself to be a Smurf or a Naughty, share a story that occurred while Armen was dog sitting Rocky, and discuss a tale of dating’s past. Will Armen win over Scott by the end of the episode? You’ll have to tune in to find out! Karf!

Hold on to your hats and glasses folks! Our heroes continue to explore further into the depths of the tower only to find out they are probably being watched. Stay tuned to find out what is in store for the gang and their thoughts on World War Z on this week’s thrilling episode of Nerd Poker!

On today’s episode, Tim & Andrew offer advice to some young minds in regards to choosing to take a full athletic scholarship or pursuing a rap career. Be sure to keep leaving us messages at (323) 389-RACE.

In Episode Nine of “Topics”, Michael and Michael discuss “Utopia.” What is utopia? Is utopia possible? What were the Wright Brothers doing when they invented the airplane? What about North Korea?

“Topics” features original music by Dan Deacon and is produced by Matthew Kahn.

Zack Pearlman, Adam Pally, John Gemberling, and Mike Still soon find out that almost any bad situation results in a free breakfast voucher on this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Enjoy! You can now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album at mattbesser.com, the UCB Comedy Improv Manual, and Dragoon’s new album at dragoongalaxy.bandcamp.com!

Veteran actor and comedian, Jon Lovitz, (Saturday Night Live, The Critic) sits down with Kevin to chat about his beginning in improv comedy leading to a career spanning television and film. Lovitz serenades Kevin with an original tune about the host, opens up about landing a gig on SNL while urging them to hire Phil Hartman as well, and how his entire persona is basically an impression of Wimpy from Popeye.

The Blastoff crew comes to us this week from a hotel hatch in Montreal, Canada! After discussing some important topics such as social anxiety, sweating onstage, and diarrhea pools, they welcome guest expert/blastronaut Katie Pagnucco to talk about Ecology and invasive species. Katie explains why islands are most often impacted by invasive species, Kyle & David share some stories of having a species invade their home, and everyone does some improv! “Yes, and” indeed!

Sean and Hayes can’t help dishing on their new obsession, Orange Is the New Black. They talk about the qualities that make Brooks from The Bachelorette so desirable, then review some of the best metaphors from this week on The Challenge. Then Workofholics writer-producer CRAIG DIGREGORIO is on the scene to talk about Big Brother After Dark and a shameful moment from one recent episode.

How Was Your Week’s Julie Klausner brings the much needed lady energy to this week’s Sklarbro County! Julie tells us about which weird celebrity sighting she’d love to see, writing for the 3rd season of Funny Or Die’s Billy On The Street, and an email she received from her mom describing Barbra Streisand in “The Guilt Trip.” Daniel Van Kirk also joins us with some insane stories that include; a Florida man arrested for moving merchandise in a Walgreens after finding out they didn’t have his favorite beverage, another Florida man who was arrested for posing as firefighter after starting a library fire, and one of the most disgusting stories in County history. Plus, we hear a special voicemail from Jesse “The Mind” Ventura who’s trying to keep a low profile.

This week’s minisode features a special interview with the amazing director Joseph Sargent who tells us how he got sucked into making Jaws 4: The Revenge! That’s not all, next week we’ll be following the misadventures of Crocodile Dundee in the threequel that no one asked for. Plus, Paul gets into some of the Corrections & Omissions for the Stallone classic Over The Top, introduces a brand new game, and explains why giant cookies are so good while answering some of your Qs. Don’t forget to catch Season 3 of NTSF:SD:SUV:: Thursdays at midnight on Adult Swim, check out all the episodes of The ArScheerio Paul Show on YouTube, and make sure to email your 1-2 sentence synopsis for “Hot Potato” to HDTGMfilmtitles@gmail.com!

Tim Chiou talks to Andrew about his experience working on 2 Broke Girls. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Rob Corddry finds his way to the Earwolf studios once again on today’s Comedy Bang! Bang! Rob talks to us about Hot Tub Time Machine 2, the 5th season of Childrens Hospital, and Herve Villechaize. Suddenly the ghostly presence of Richard Harrow appears to let us know about the 12 heavens, warn us about the true intentions of the tooth fairy, and take over a game of Would You Rather. Cha-Ching! Be sure to head on over to www.ifc.com to get tickets/info on the Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE Tour!