Time to celebrate the 100th episode of Professor Blastoff! Kyle starts off the show by admitting to a disease, David has a suspicious new shirt, and Tig reads live tweets from fans about her radiance. Then science expert, Christina Ochoa, comes to the show and explains atoms, noble gases, and the periodic table. They ask her about being a member of Mensa, her work in physics, and her acting career. She’s a triple threat. Then it’s time for a legendary round of “Name That Punky”!

Sean and Hayes take us on a quick behind the scenes look on how they create their Vines, share their thoughts on the new reality matchmaking show Ready For Love, and talk about the tribes merging on Survivor. At the end, BRIAN SHACTER gives his unique perspective on The Real World: Portland.

It’s a family affair as the always unique comedic duo Chris & David Walsh aka The Walsh Brothers join Randy & Jason on today’s episode of Sklarbro County! Chris and David Walsh tell us about their Comedy Central web-series “The Walsh Brothers’ Great & Secret Comedy Show,” Chris shares tales of doing karate as a kid on the 2nd floor of a church with a priest, and David recalls a story of having an affair with a crazy co-worker when he worked at a supermarket in Boston. Dan Van Kirk is also here and brings us crazy stories such as; a woman who was charged after “nipple twisting” a Boulder County cab driver, a man who calls state cops to report himself as a drunken driver, and a naked man who goes berserk & injures Orlando police officers after making Facebook threats. Plus, we hear a voice mail from a Coachella attending Bruce Jenner! Be sure to get your tickets to see Randy & Jason perform stand-up at The Ann Arbor Comedy Showcase on Friday, April 26 & Saturday April 27th & don’t miss another LIVE video podcast of Sklarbro Country this Thursday night at 6pm PST over at youtube.com/Earwolf!

The illustrious Amrit Singh (Stereogum, Dosa Hunt) talks to Andrew about how his dogs might be racist. You can still improve your dogs and make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Comedian extraordinaire Jerrod Carmichael returns just in time to do his taxes on today’s Comedy Bang Bang! Jerrod shares his love of triumphant white people music, why he saves his checks, and what he’s working on this year. The proprietor of Star Graves, Joe France’s then appears to tell us about the different routes he takes on his dead celebrity tour, the specially tailored tours he would take Scott & Jerrod to, and unbelievable tales of the (possibly late) great Larry Fine. Respect the dead!

The wonderfully talented Amrit Singh (Executive Editor of Stereogum.com, director of Dosa Hunt) joins Andrew Ti to talk about the possibility of closed captioning being racist. If anyone is well-versed in closed captioning, call us at (323) 389-RACE let us know if we don’t know what we’re talking about.

We keep it in the Sklarbro family this week as our good friend Jason Nash visits the calming shores! Jason tells us about being a full time dad, takes us back to his audition for SNL, and talks about being ahead of the curve with his podcast Guys With Feelings. Plus, friend of the show Tiger Woods stops by to explain how his mom proposed an app opportunity to him, gives us his view on The Masters, and lets us know if his girlfriend Lindsey Vonn can trust him. If you’re in Los Angeles tonight, come see Randy & Jason perform improvised stand-up as part of Set List at UCB-LA! Get your tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com

Accomplished screenwriter Ted Griffin visits Ronna & Beverly to tell us how he went from folding Gabriel Byrn’s underwear in a laundromat to selling his first script on today’s show! Ted also tells us about being buds with Martin Scorsese, his involvement in the upcoming film The Wolf of Wall Street, and a very interesting breakfast he had with Sir Anthony Hopkins. Plus, the ladies are worried about a cicada swarmadeggon. Come see Ronna & Beverly LIVE at the Upright Citizens Brigade theatre in Los Angeles Friday, April 19th with very special guests! Get tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com

Our dear friend BRIAN SACCA came on TLP for the 2nd time to talk about what it’s like getting “the call” from Martin Scorsese, the biggest highschool gossip, and our experiences throwing crazy parties back in the day. Also, our confusion about meth. Enjoy!

Howard has an upcoming comedy album recording (except it happened right before this episode came out) and there are certain people who can’t come see it. Fortunately Kulap and all of us Chartists are invited to know about all things Howard related. Ku-Ku helps Howard work through his nerves and they also discuss proper summer vacationing, whether stress sweat is stinkier than regular sweat, and famous inventions they could have come up with. Ku-ku counts down her top 5 newish alternative songs and talks about a recent book that has women leaning in and taking their place at the table. Then Howard counts down his top 5 fears for his upcoming recording including; having to get alcohol for the whole crowd, hearing literal crickets, and worst of all… the unknown. Enjoy it Chartists!

Andrew Ti and Brent Sullivan let a caller know if it’s okay for him to take his dog to a park called Robert E. Lee Park. As always, leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Dressed in festive St. Patrick’s Day attire, director/producer/cinematographer Barry Sonnenfeld (Men In Black, Get Shorty) sits down with Kevin to discuss a career behind the camera. Sonnenfeld chats about creating the summer blockbuster, assisting Tommy Lee Jones in the role of the straight man, and receiving an unsolicited apology from Gene Hackman on his performance.

Join Billy Merritt, Andy Secunda, and Betsy Sodaro as they dive into a war between foodies on today’s improv4humans! They’ll do what it takes to look cool at a vampire rave, try to survive a life long game of assassin, and communicate with aliens through popular YouTube videos. Be careful of the fuck melons! Make sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “Woo Pig Sooie: Comedy for Atheists” at mattbesser.com!

Fellow professional Natasha Lyonne drops by to reminisce about old times with Jake on this week’s edition of THE FOGELNEST FILES! Natasha & Jake recall meeting for the first time over the phone, their short film Robot Ninja Meets Sensitive Truck Driver, and Natasha’s old dishwasher filled with CDs. They take a look at some clips that include; the Karma Chameleon phone, Henry Rollins being great, and The Amish Sex Pistols. Leave a review for The Shaggs’ “Philosophy of the World” in “The Fogelnest Files” section on iTunes. Be sure to mark you calendars for a LIVE video podcast of THE FOGELNEST FILES w/ Howard Kremer & Kulap Vilaysack of Who Charted? on Thursday, May 2nd over at youtube.com/Earwolf! People of Los Angeles, come to a LIVE taping of THE FOGELNEST FILES with Rob Corddry on Thursday, April 25th at the Upright Citizens Brigade Theatre! Get tickets at www.ucbtheatre.com

Is the term “white trash” racist? Andrew Ti and guest Brent Sullivan give their opinions on this question and talk about if it’s racist for non white people to say white trash. Keep up with leaving a message at (323) 389-RACE.

It’s been a while but Owen & TJ are back! Unfortunately, TJ had a little too much “fun” and is calling in from Florida State Prison. That doesn’t stop them from covering the recent news stories involving the long term effects of Sequestration, the North Korean nuclear missile threats on the United States, and restrictions on firearms in Connecticut.

Matt Walsh takes time from being the vice president’s director of communications on Veep to get acquainted with the charts! Matt lets us know why a dog would be more apt to be moved by music, explains a fantasy celebrity couple game to us, and gets into how writing credits work while counting down the Ultimate Music Chart. He then gives us the inside scoop of UCB-LA’s neighboring establishments, tells us about his part in an upcoming tornado film, and shares where we can find his film High Road during the Movie Chart. Finally, Matt meets the one and only Hermes the Chart Goose!

The one-armed knight Sir Richard (Gerry Duggan) and co-prisoner Jayph (Mr. Sark) have joined Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn), Bartho Shett (Ken Daly), Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo), and Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) on their water quest. Now our heroes will burst into the control room of the ship where they found their new allies. Tune in to find out what lies ahead for them! Be sure to keep helping us with getting Vin Diesel to play D&D with us!

Renaissance man Harris Wittels bonds with fellow theater kid Har Mar on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! Harris & Har Mar talk about the idea of marriage, the stigma of being a theater kid, and what the best nights to rage are. Harris also tells us about what happened to his Twitter account Groups of Dudes, takes umbrage with certain tv shows, and shares an embarrassing story that makes him cringe to this day. Then we hear the origin of Harris’ band name, the guys create a network friendly multi-cam comedy, and Harris brings Analyze Phish into the Nocturnal Emotions universe as they play Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with Phish’s “Gumbo.”

Andrew Ti & this week’s guest Brent Sullivan discuss whether or not it’s racist for people on the Grindr app to put “No Asian” as a preference. Get over yourself Grindr people and leave us a message at (323) 389-RACE.

There’s no professor in the hatch today but there’s still magic. The gang talks about Tig ignoring Kyle’s greetings which leads to the hosts examining Kyle’s face and his large nostrils. Then comedian and friend, Michelle Biloon, comes in and talks about the mysterious world of pregnancy. She discusses her baby and talks about all the trials and surprises involved with carrying another person in your belly including; craving deviled eggs, getting to know your baby, and letting your husband try your breast milk. Then it’s time for a tremendous game of “Name That Punky” with special guest, Kyle’s mom!

Sean and Hayes recount their Celebrity Date Auction showdown with William Fichtner, then dig into the Real World and Marlon’s strong reasoning for anal sex, the poem reading scandal, and a funny thing Johnny does sometimes. Next is a Reality Show Show Preview Preview of the new Ryan Lochte show. Finally DANIELLA MCBRIDE of The Bachelor appears for her date with Sean and Hayes and chooses one of them to be her husband.

Kyle Kinane is tailor made with the skills to tackle the kind of stories that occur on Sklarbro County! Kyle talks to us about his thoughts on WrestleMania, being onstage at Zanies in Chicago as a fight broke out, and getting immediate feedback from fans online. Florida is two for three this week as Dan Van Kirk brings in some crazy stories that involve; a Florida woman who poops in a yard then swims naked in a pool, Florida twins who feud with a frying pan, machete, and gun, and a mom & son run against each other for presidency in the sad little town of Dixmoor, Illinois. Plus, Mark Wahlberg shares a preview of his new movie project and tells us what he thinks about the Women’s Final Four in another edition of the Weekly Wahlberg.

Your next viewing assignment is considered the worst video game movie of all time starring the one and only Jean-Claude Van Damme. Paul has a special message for all the people upset with the episode on Spice World during Corrections & Omissions, tells us which movie he would probably be afraid to watch now but loved as a kid while answering your Qs, and asks fans if it would be worth doing a LIVE show in London.

Brent Sullivan stops by this week to join Andrew in agreement on the issue of white people needing to know if it’s okay to say people of color or colored people. Make sure to leave us a message about anything you think is racist at (323) 389-RACE.

Jon Daly and renaissance man DJ Douggpound agree that there are not enough positive songs about popes out there. They unite to fix this problem! Listen to hear the behind the scenes process of what eventually becomes Pope House!

(Special thanks to Cyrus Ghahremani on keys and production)

Are you [bleep] ready for another [bleep] incredible episode of Comedy Bang Bang? Neil Campbell is taking over co-hosting duties today as we welcome back Brendon Walsh aka B Money Dubbz to get a taste of his new comedic persona. Suddenly, Gordon Ramsay himself stops by to tear us a new [bleep] but then calms down to listen to an excerpt of Neil’s new one man show. It’s the kind of episode that will make you [bleep] as you [bleep].

The very funny Brent Sullivan joins Andrew Ti to talk about a caller’s mom wanting him to basically only date white women. Get it together moms, don’t let your kids live your lives! Remember to call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask us about anything you might think is racist.

Parenthood’s Jason Ritter is an actor, comedian, and now an official citizen of Sklarbro Country! After Randy & Jason drop some yoga snaps, Jason Ritter stops by to talk about how his recurring role on Parenthood came about, what it was like growing up with a famous dad, and being a pinch hitter for his Junior varsity baseball team as a kid. He also talks about how his parents helped guide him to pursue an acting career, still feeling nervous on auditions, and gets into a round of Quick Hits. Plus, we bump it up a notch as a special guest makes their way in studio. You’ll have to tune in to find out who it is!

The fabulous Kevin Pollak joins Ronna & Beverly on their first livestreamed episode! They chat about when he will get married, having his chat show on Earwolf, and changing his name with his best friend growing up who was also named Kevin. Also, important questions regarding leather pants, impressions, and schmucks are answered!