Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie countdown the 10 Top Favorite Moments of Who Charted submitted by various Chartists on today’s TOOCH! We are graced by the presence of the Wie-Wie bear, Howard shares a star studded vet story, and we announce the winner of the Win Howard’s Hair contest! NO CLONING!

Andrew Ti and guest Joe Mande give their takes on cultural appropriation. They talk about white girls wearing headdresses, people celebrating other cultures, and explore the idea of Joe Mande’s Little New York restaurant. As always, call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask us if anything is racist.

On today’s episode of Owen & TJ Read The News, Owen tries his best to read the news as TJ’s step dad Jack (Rob Riggle) drops by to give his two cents on the current events, describes his mentoring relationship with TJ, and tells us about his plans on becoming a wrestler. It gets real heavy when they discuss the fiscal cliff, why sports isn’t news and the war on Christmas.

The recent events in Connecticut have inspired us to discuss the topic of gun control. Guests Paul Rust, Dominic Dierkes, and Sean Clements debate gun control with a human who Matt had a short dialogue with on Twitter. This episode’s also full of movie theater heroes, gun cars, and body occupying demons. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com!

Colbert Report writer and Jake’s old friend Eric Drysdale stops by to look at the glamorous world of late 70’s television on today’s episode of THE FOGELNEST FILES! Eric tells us about The Daryl Hall and John Oates Mumbo Jumbo Hour show which he produced in New York, how he got his first writing job for a Canadian late night comedy show, and his Rubik’s Cube novelty song as Crazy Davis. Jake and Eric discuss late 70’s television by looking at a couple of clips which include; The Carpenters in space, the Get High On Yourself anti-drug TV special, and the WPIX Yule Log. Make sure to go leave reviews for any of the reviews in “The Fogelnest Files” section on iTunes. Don’t forget to get your tickets for The Twitter IRL taping of THE FOGELNEST FILES with Megan Amram and Danny Zuker, December 27th at UCB-LA!

Andrew Ti and Joe Mande agree that Republicans are indeed racist. They let us know why they are racist, Joe tells us about Michelle Malkin writing a blog post about his 9/11 retweets, and both welcome the hate mail that they are sure to receive. We’ll let you know what is racist or not by calling (323) 389-RACE.

This week Jeff is joined by improviser, father, and fellow Earwolf podcaster — Owen Burke. Owen talks about what it was like moving to Los Angeles from New York without a job and a child on the way, cereal shopping with his daughters, and the importance of having patience as a father. He also tells us how decision making is a crucial part of his life, being worried about his daughters’ health, and focusing on the present.

The tambourine comedian returns! YES, Steven Brody Stevens is here to cheer up Howard from the holiday blues on today’s Who Charted! Brody joins Howard & Kulap for a discussion about Howard’s thoughts on pillow talk, the possibility of a Podwalk of Fame, and Howard’s Movie Corner. Brody also gives us the positive push we need to countdown the Billboard Dance Club Chart, the Movie Chart, and a round of Chart Roulette! 818 represent!

It’s time for the gang to rush, strike, and belch their way through a couple of guards as they continue their journey to find their gear! Amarth Amon (Brian Posehn) is first to deliver a devastating strike, Blackee Green (Blaine Capatch) sits back to decide what his next move will be, Mildred Maxton (Sarah Guzzardo) wonders if they should take a guard hostage, Bartho Shett (Ken Daly) thinks cleaving rocks, Ell Ryan (Gerry Duggan) unleashes the wrath of winter, and dungeon master (Mr. Sark) guides them along the way. Plus, the gang recalls some crazy shit that happened on a previous D&D adventure featuring a Sir Robin Masters.

Do what you like everybody. Andrew Ti and guest Joe Made take a different approach by answering a caller’s question by talking about a Rudy Ray Moore biopic, Joe’s greatest Twitter achievement, and how Joe gets more joy out of doing things that he dislikes. Leave us a question about something at (323) 389-RACE and we’ll find a way to answer it.

Welcome to the first episode of Owen & TJ Read The News! Every month Owen Burke (Funny or Die) and TJ (Adam McKay) read the news and get into the culture of Jacksonville, a.k.a J-Ville. On their first episode they discuss the looming fiscal cliff, Papa John’s raising their prices due to Obamacare, and the Hostess bankruptcy. New episodes of Owen & TJ Read the News drop monthly on Earwolf and iTunes. Make sure to subscribe!

Mae Whitman brings wine to catch up with Har Mar on today’s Nocturnal Emotions! Mae talks about meeting Har Mar the night she graduated high school, Har Mar being her tour guide in Omaha, and being in tune with the emotional side of Cats The Musical. Mae also shares a recent embarrassing story involving a bunch of blood and creates a Lifetime movie during Let’s Create A Show!

We’re back in the hatch for a chat about Mayans. Tig, David, Kyle (via internet magic), and Aaron share their thoughts on the predictions of the end of the world, describe the Mayan calendar (with the power of Wikipedia), and swap stories of exploring the wilderness in their youth. Plus, Kyle plays us a Christmas song he’s been working on and Tig tells us about her past infatuation of hieroglyphics!

Hayes and Sean advertise some of their holiday Shark Tank products available in their online store, then play clips from The Voice to determine exactly why Terry is a better singer than Trevin. They reveal that the entire season of The Amazing Race was rigged, and then play a game that’s just as fair. Survivor and the charm of Abi Maria are next on the table as the guys try to figure out just why everyone’s rushing around these days. Ultimately, ERIN GIBSON is on the scene to figure out what her favorite reality show would be if she watched any, and also to play a game related to the new Real World cast.

Comedian and writer Julius Sharpe drops by to the County this week to reveal his real name. Julius talks about writing for The Late Late Show during the Craig Kilborn to Craig Ferguson transition, his hot baby, and the funniest heckle he heard at a Clippers game. Dan Van Kirk brings us some crazy stories which include; a Chinese man suing his wife for having an ugly baby, a 19 year-old Green Day fan admitting to stealing a car & robbing a bank on YouTube, and Pizza Hut Canada releasing a limited edition perfume. Plus, Conan writer/author Rob Kutner stops by to give us his reasons as to why the apocalypse is the best thing that could happen to the human race. Be sure to pick up a copy of Rob Kutner’s book Apocalypse How before the world ends! It’s not too early to pick up tickets to see Randy and Jason at Cobb’s Comedy Club on January 18-20 in San Francisco and in Portland at Helium Comedy Club on January 24-26. KICK A YULE LOG!

Broadcasting live from the the Marina Del Rey Public Library, it’s the Christmas Womptacular! Join intern Marissa Wompler and her co-host Miss Listler as they welcome special guest Scott Aukerman for a reunion of some of Marissa’s nearest and dearest. Eric Gutterman aka “Gutterballs” will be working the levels, Marissa’s step dad Seth will stop by to shed some light on Marissa’s home life and his time in the ROTC, and Miss Listler will be DJing some of her favorite holiday jamz. Tensions will rise, listener questions will be answered and everyone shares their special Christmas wish. Womp Up The Holiday Jamz!

We asked you to vote which movie represented the best/worst Christmas movie and John Frankenheimer’s last theatrical film, Reindeer Games (which you can watch on Netflix Instant) took the fruit cake! Paul goes through a special holiday Viewer Mail Bag and answers very important questions regarding the origin of kissing under the mistletoe, the worst version of a Christmas song, and why there aren’t more movies about Hanukkah. Be sure to keep submitting new logos for the show as we will choose one real soon!

It’s that time of year where you try to not get burned when roasting chestnuts over an open fire and have the whole family gather round the ol’ computer for a special holiday podcast treat! Scott welcomes fan favorite Harris Wittels as he tells us about his new book/stocking stuffer Humblebrag: The Art of False Modesty and showcases a brand new edition of Harris’ Foam Corner. Bjork, Neil Young, and Billy Braggart serenade us with some holiday cheer and Paul Rust has a couple of New Ho Ho Hos for us. Ice-T gives us a history lesson on Santa Claus and Bill Cosby-Bukowski makes up a holiday themed Jelloem. Then first timer Liz joins in on the festivities to talk about her new reality show “Publicity.” Merry Christmas!

Andrew Ti and guest Joe Mande discuss drank & sippin’ sizzurp, having their identities stolen and colorful Rockstar energy drinks. Call us at (323) 389-RACE to ask us if something is racist and to let us know if you think other energy drinks are racist.

You’ll be screaming “HE HAS RISEN” because this week, Rafflecast Presents: Building The Track with Har Mar Superstar! Listen as they lay down a dope track in 20 minutes about our lord and savior JESUS!!!! (Thanks to Cyrus Ghahremäni and Brett Morris for providing the studio and guitar for today’s episode!)

The prolific, poetic, and profoundly original Gayle Skidmore stops by to chat on this week’s Shortwave. Gayle talks about driving to Brooklyn from San Diego for her fans, catching up to releasing the almost 1700 songs she has written, and her dulcimer accident. Gayle also shares how a label stole her piano, what inspired her to create her very own coloring book, and what’s on the horizon for her in the upcoming year. Plus, we are treated to a couple of live songs including “Zombie Heart” from her “Zombie Heart E.P.”

This week Seth talks about the ins and outs of The Dip. Seth explains why you shouldn’t start a project unless you are prepared to reach the end, how finding your fear will benefit in the long run, and answers questions from the group regarding The Dip. Be sure to pick up a copy Seth’s book The Dip.

Andrew Ti welcomes comedian Joe Mande today to figure out if playing Beastie Boys and Eminem on a Modern Rock radio station is racist or progressive. Leave us a question about other radio stations being racist at (323) 389-RACE.

It’s double the lady energy here in the calming shores of Sklarbro Country! The amazingly talented Kristen Schaal stops by to chat with Randy & Jason about her appearance on Cheap Seats, how she got involved with the Flight of The Conchords, and the extraordinary comedic chemistry between her & Kurt Braunohler. She also tells us about playing tennis in high school, growing up as a Broncos fan, and brings it during a round of Quick Hits! For the first time ever in Sklarbro history, we hear from Bruce Jenner’s wife Kris Jenner about her side of the story. If you live in San Francisco, it’s not too early to pick up tickets to see Randy and Jason at Cobb’s Comedy Club on January 18-20 and in Portland at Helium Comedy Club on January 24-26. HENDERSON!

Hey! It’s our 150th episode! Feels right that we’ve got the head cheese from Maximum Fun. The wonderful Jesse Thorn joins us to discuss prostitutes, working from home with your spouse, and what it’s like to be a dapper dude. Enjoy!

Howie Michael Motorcycle & Kulap Tookta Vilaysack share their holiday stresses on today’s TWO CHARTED! Ku-Ku lets us know what she got into this past week with her Things That Happened Since The Last Who Charted? Chart & we explore Wie-Wie’s mind as we countdown his Top 5 Restaurant Concepts of the Week. We open up chartist gifts, Howard might be turning into more of a gamer, and we look into the future of Wie-Wie’s dating life. Stay weird chartists!

We’ve made it to the end of Cloud Atlas week with Andrew Ti, Sean O’Connor, and Noah Garfinkel. Today they talk about all of the White actors in Asian face, Halle Berry as an old Asian man, and why they recommend watching Cloud Atlas. Give us a call at 323-389 RACE to ask us if something is racist.

Yo, what up race cars! Special guest Paul F. Tompkins stops by to help Andrew Ti solve racism. Along their journey they answer questions regarding how to address people of color, society’s view on slavery today, Native American sports mascots, using the word gypped, and revisit the topic of of white people doing Hip-Hop covers. Also, Paul tells us how Christmas got him into Andrew’s blog, Andrew gives a new proposal to all white people considering to continue covering Hip-Hop with their ukeleles, Paul makes an appeal to all racists, and both Paul & Andrew pitch a sequel to Looper. Be sure to call us and ask a question about whether or not something is racist at 323-389 RACE unless it’s about white rappers. Be sure to subscribe to the Yo Is This Racist feed on Earwolf and iTunes to catch new episodes of the show! Peace.

Join Scott Aukerman and Kulap Vilaysack as they reflect on the past 10 years of the Comedy Bang Bang: Standup show. Get a glimpse of what it is to be backstage at a Comedy Bang Bang show and hear some heartfelt messages recorded backstage at the 2012 Comedy Bang Bang Nativity Pageant from some amazing comedians such as Zach Galifianakis, Todd Glass, Jimmy Pardo, Jenny Slate, Patton Oswalt, Paul F. Tompkins, Doug Benson, Brian Posehn, Anthony Jeselnik, and many more. We also encourage you to donate to the LA Food Bank. Special thanks to Audible for sponsoring this special episode and Robyn Von Swank for the amazing photos of the evening.

Katt Williams has been in the news so much lately that it has inspired Matt Besser to invite improvisers Ian Roberts, Alex Berg, and Jon Daly to dedicate a whole episode to Mr. Williams. They will explore the use of Oakland cocaine, consider getting basset hound lip injections, and the examine the exploitation of celebrities on the news. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon. You can also now get Matt Besser’s new comedy album “The Six Most Important Sets in the History of Standup” at mattbesser.com!