Betsy Sodaro, Jeff Hiller, and Colton Dunn are here to say it’s your choice to suck a dick on today’s improv4humans! Victoria Jackson bailed so the gang decided to create scenes based on clips from her interview on Howard Stern. Everything from gay marriage to squarriage will be covered. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Sean and Hayes discover a curse that hangs over their podcast as they go over this week’s events in singing shows. The Funniest Joke of the Week is declared. The two of them debate a controversial element of “The Amazing Race” and annotate yet another “Shark Tank” segment in a game of Tanks But No Tanks. DAMIEN FAHEY admits to enjoying the show “Gigolos” and plays a game of Sean’s design.

We return to the well of Stallone in a big way with the 1986 classic film that was originally suppose to be Beverly Hills Cop. Also, Paul puts some of the confusion of Sleepaway Camp to rest and gives us the steps to making a sock bun. Don’t forget to get your tickets for our first LIVE New York show at The Bell House!

Relive the best moments of Professor Blastoff (thus far) or listen to them for the first time! Join Tig, Kyle, and David as they give us an update that will be sure to make you smile. Don’t forget to get your tickets for our first LIVE show November 17th in New York at The Bell House!

Parks and Recreation’s Aziz Ansari returns for today’s special election episode of Comedy Bang Bang! Aziz talks about the inspiration behind his tour Buried Alive, the cast on Parks & Rec, and being scared of Gout. Bob Odenkirk, Mike Hanford, and Neil Campbell stop by to reunite with Scott as the political parodists The Washington Monugents to tickle some ribs and kick out some topical jams. Also joining us is political commentator Pat Buchanan who tells us his feelings on this election and plays a game of Would You Rather?

21st century balladeer Jill Sobule stops by to recall the many cover band names of her past on this week’s Shortwave. Jill talks about taking her mother to see Dancing With the Stars, working on a couple of musicals, and describes how street performing one night in Spain ultimately lead her to pursue music professionally after getting a 6 month gig. Jill also shares her excitement of opening for Donovan on tour, being a pioneer of the Kickstarter model, and explains how her song “I Kissed A Girl” helped & hurt her career. Plus, we are treated a couple of live songs from her extensive catalogue including a specially written song about the history of immigration in the United States called “They Say They Want Our America Back.”

Learn about the different ways on how to raise money and how to pay that money back on today’s episode of Seth Godin’s Startup School. Seth discusses television, the importance of advertising, and the long tail.

It’s the first episode of the reality SHOW show! Sean and Hayes address the feelings they experienced watching this week’s singing competition shows. A segment of “Shark Tank” is analyzed via a game of Tanks But No Tanks. Hayes sits down for a pre-taped interview with Survivor producer Charlie Parsons. DC Pierson opens up about his affection for MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge and helps crown this week’s reality GameChanger. New episodes of the reality SHOW show drop Tuesdays on Earwolf and iTunes.

Pete Holmes returns to the calming shores to make it weird on today’s Sklarbro Country! Pete joins Randy & Jason for some takes which include Keith Levasseur completing the Baltimore Marathon in flip flops and a flight attendant suing Magic Johnson for firing her for being 7 minutes late. Pete then catches up with the Sklars by talking about how his podcast You Made It Weird has drastically changed the way he performs stand-up on the road, his recent Twitter back and forth with Marc Maron, and gets into a deep discussion about the connection between religion and sports. That’s not all, we get into some Quick Hits involving skier Manny Osborne-Paradis injuring himself after being dragged by a party bus, England accusing Romania of cheating at World Angling Championships by using secret bait, and 19-year-old Bladimir Barreto failing to jump over a car to impress college recruiters. Plus, we get all Gumbly with it as we call up Bryant Gumbel who tells us how he will take over as commissioner of the NBA.

Meg Myers is going to be a household name someday soon. She’s an insanely talented singer/artist and she is also probably the person who knows Elizabeth and Andy the best in all of the world…. You’ll be hearing a lot about skeletons and death and pet rats, and it’ll all be totally worth it when you hear the really fucking amazing song at the end! Enjoy!

It’s mustard taste test time on this week’s Tookta Charted! Wie-Wie aka Tiki Chapstick counts down a special Double Stuffed Double Chart of Chartist E-Mails & 5 Songs That Wie Likes and Ku-Ku gets us up on some flicks & some important info on politics with her Top 5 Things She Wants To Talk About Chart. A chartist samples Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie, Howard tells us about the time he met Michael Gross in a restroom, and Engineer Brett’s mustard gets put to the taste test. Stard me up!

Today’s episode of improv4humans with Tim Meadows, Joe Wengert, and John Gemberling is not for those who get offended easily. Join them as they use their expert improvisational skills to create scenes about maintaining a friendship with a past lover, potty mouth pets, and Edgar Allan Poe’s ghost. Will they go too far for the sake of comedy? Listen to find out! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Yo, what up race cars! This week’s special guest Dave Holmes drops by to tell everyone to cut the shit and stop being racist. Dave & Andrew discuss dating outside of your own race, figure out exactly what oriental flavor is, and talk about culture forcing cartoonish behavior from everyone in movies. They also break down why a caller’s co-worker is straight up racist, call racist on the song “My Old Kentucky Home,” and ask why anything that can potentially help society is given a shitty nickname. Plus, Dave explains “Up the Butt Bob” to Andrew, bridges the gap between all Americans, and fixes racism. Call 323-389 RACE to leave a question and possibly have someone make fun of you on the podcast. Peace.

It’s the triumphant return of the grizzled veteran on today’s Love, Dad! The dads discuss the effects of getting injured, the unnecessary competitiveness among dads at kid soccer games, and precautions to take on Halloween. Dave talks about about teaching his kids about taking responsibility with a chore chart, starting a business with his son Charlie, and gives us a clean joke of the week. Plus, Jeff tells us about his recent football related injury and falling in love with his wife while trick-or-treating at the age of 13.

Join Ku-Ku & Wie-Wie as they celebrate 100 episodes of Who Charted! Recorded LIVE at UCB-LA, our first guest Steve Agee returns to share stories of the origin of Who Charted and gets up on all the latest musical trends with the Music Chart. Director Jason Woliner drops by to tell us about being Kulap’s fear buddy and to use his expertise to countdown the Movie Chart. Paul F. Tompkins aka Suit McGoo stops by as well to do what he does best; remix chart themes, earn Comedy Credits, and break records by playing 5 Chart Games. Thanks to chartist Glenn Liebler for taking pictures of this momentous evening!

Father John Misty AKA Josh Tillman joins Har Mar to reminisce about their magical mushroom ride on this week’s Nocturnal Emotions! Josh talks about his love of Yelp reviews, messing with his roommates with the help of Garageband, and his sassy dance moves on The Late Show with David Letterman. Josh also shares some embarrassing stories such as peeing on himself in a baseball game, sleeping on the streets of Chicago after a bad show, and having his childhood dream of becoming a poet crushed. Plus, the guys ruin various celebrity lives during Let’s Create A Show and play a game of Let Me Ruin Your Favorite Song with The Beatles’ “Run For Your Life.”

Welcome to the first episode of SHOTS FIRED, a weekly look into what’s good, what’s bad, and what’s weird in the world of hip-hop, hosted by music journalist Jeff Weiss and underground hip-hop star MC Nocando. Today the duo explore the meaning of the word “Fanute” coined by French Montana, talk about the history of Swag Dracula, and discuss the possibility of Nas using ghostwriters. Underground DJ (and co-founder of L.A. hip-hop mainstay The Low End Theory) the Gaslamp Killer drops by to tell us how he met Gonjasufi, describes getting his life together after hitting rock bottom, and plays some tracks off his latest album “Breakthrough.” New episodes drop Thursdays, so be sure to listen to Shots Fired on Earwolf.com and iTunes!

Sean and Hayes address the feelings they experienced watching this week’s singing competition shows. A segment of “Shark Tank” is analyzed via a game of Tanks But No Tanks. Hayes sits down for a pre-taped interview with Survivor producer Charlie Parsons. DC Pierson opens up about his affection for MTV’s Real World/Road Rules Challenge and helps crown this week’s reality GameChanger.

Paul, Jason, June Diane, and MTV’s Zack Pearlman talk 1983’s Sleepaway Camp on this Halloween episode of How Did This Get Made.   We learn about incest, how much salt to add to boiling water, and, most importantly, to be cautious of water snakes.  Also, we discuss the performance of Robert Earl Jones (father to James Earl Jones) and Paul’s understanding of the AIDS epidemic.  Enjoy this not-so-low-budget ode to side pony-tails and short shorts.  Happy Halloween!

What do Nicolas Cage, Paul Lynde, Peter Frampton and The Bee Gees have in common? They’re all TERRIFYING! Recorded LIVE at NerdMelt in Los Angeles, Jake Fogelnest welcomes special guests Bryan Lee O’Malley creator of Scott Pilgrim, stand-up comedian Jonah Ray of the Nerdist podcast, and James Urbaniak of the Venture Bros for a SpOoOoOky Halloween edition of THE FOGELNEST FILES! Some of the frightening clips on this week’s episode include; Pan’s People dancing to the Monster Mash, a montage of Edgar Winter’s Frankenstein covers, KISS appearing on The Paul Lynde Halloween Special, and a completely new Twin Peaks adventure.

Chicago energy fills the air as one of the founding members of the Upright Citizens Brigade and fellow podcaster Matt Walsh returns on today’s episode of Sklarbro County! Matt tells us about working on the show Veep, being a sucker for Aaron Sorkin, and his sports/comedy Chicago Bears podcast Bear Down. We give Florida a break as Dan Van Kirk brings us some crazy stories involving Erin Andrews receiving death threats over Twitter and a Greenbrae burglar suing the 90-year-old homeowner for shooting him. Plus, an insane segment of Where’s The Headline and your Weekly Wahlberg. Be sure to pick up the Live From LA Podfest 2012 episode available now over at the Earwolf Store!

Tiny Calves, Beach Poop, and The Wig are here to give us a history lesson on this week’s Professor Blastoff! Our history specialist Sascha Cohen returns to the program to discuss the cause & aftermath of the Civil War, the Reconstruction Era, and shares why the Roaring Twenties are her favorite part of history. Join us as we run into the Trump family, Elvis, Al Gore, and many others on our journey throughout the past years of American History!

Matt Walsh, Seth Morris, and Brian Huskey hear out a listener’s case and learn about the world of Antique Cars on today’s bonus episode of improv4humans. Strap in and have yourself some good clean historical fun!

It looks like Scott Achingman has stumbled upon the Werewolf Studios once more to find himself inside of Suicide House with none other than the dreadful Beuford and Messmore le Barron. After some catching up, they are joined by Caine Sherman of the Historical Society to tour Suicide House and figure out if it deserves to have historical status. However, the tour is interrupted by Beuford & Messmore’s father Maximilian Blanc who reveals the many others trapped within the many doors of Suicide House. Will Suicide House get historical status? Will Ghost Boy make an appearance? Will we break a record with the Freestyle Rap Contest? You’ll have to listen to Comedy Fang Fang to find out!

Comedian/actor/writer Paul F. Tompkins takes on hosting duties to interview the host of Shortwave, the voice of Grant Lee Buffalo, and the Gilmore Girls beloved town troubadour Grant-Lee Phillips. Grant-Lee talks about his writing process, the fear of possibly recording the final album, and transitioning from performing with a band to performing solo. Grant-Lee and Paul recall the Ice Storm performance at the world famous Whiskey A Go-Go New Year’s Eve show, discuss the similarities of performing comedy & music, and play a clip of them both performing The Doors classic “People Are Strange.” Plus, we are treated from some live songs from Grant-Lee’s new album “Walking In The Green Corn.”

Hot from running with Paul Reiser.

On this week’s episode of Seth Godin’s Startup School we learn how to build a community and gain their trust. Seth discusses how easily you can become paralyzed in the pursuit of perfect, why launching is overrated, and how Kickstarter works.

Lead singer (and drummer) for a little band you may have heard of, called THE MONKEES!

We’re excited to have a great young comic Sean Patton stop by the calming shores to punch waterfalls, kick some candy corn, and have some great conversation on today’s Sklarbro Country! Sean joins Randy & Jason to get into some sport stories about a Kentucky teen going from high school football mascot to star quarterback and yet another brothel sponsors a soccer team in Greece. Also, Sean talks about becoming sober after spending 500 dollars on one night of drinking, coming up in the comedy scene in New Orleans, being there when Hurricane Katrina hit, and how Sarah Silverman inspired him to start doing stand-up. Plus, Matthew McConaughey sharpens up his bongo work and calls in to tell us what the hell is going on with Lance Armstrong. Live Weak people, it’s Sklarbro Country!

The great American actor Tony Hale stops by to share his love of cruises on today’s show! Tony talks about growing up in Florida, what his dream role would be, and gives us an update on the return of Arrested Development. Also, Beverly tells Ronna how she’s being haunted by her neighbor’s ghost.