Wouldn’t it be funny if you guys, I don’t know, like, listened to today’s episode of improv4humans or whatever? Our humans for the week are Amanda Sitko, Mookie Blaiklock, and Will McLaughlin who get a vocab lesson and get to know some men on the street. It’s more pleasant than lasik and more thrilling than your first shot of whiskey.  Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

There has been a lot of coastal talk on the show lately, so we thought we’d bring in T.J. Miller for some of his patented Denver energy! He’ll teach you the art of faxing during our Billboard Heatseekers Chart and he even makes an appearance in our Movie Chart. His stories about Tom Cruise are fascinating, and his technique with Hermes the Chart Goose is erotic, so prepare to get Denver-y up in this joint!

Do you believe in podcasts? Of course you do! But what about Sasquatch, the Lost City of Atlantis, the Titanic, or quicksand? Today we’re discussing legends, like the Legend of Knockout Ball, with Doug Benson. Someday generations far into the future will speculate on the existence of this episode, so be part of something legendary!

Drunken golf course driving, disruptive dancing, and ghosts are on the docket this week with guest T.J. Miller. Plus, sad clown Professor Giggles, well, he’s just done.

Time to board your flight to this week’s bonus episode. Horatio Sanz and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser to discuss airport frustrations. Oh, that 5’6″ human-shaped balloon filled with helium? That’s nothing. Pay that no mind.

Our next How Did This Get Made? choice has everything we love in a movie: Bad sci-fi, even worse action, and the stellar acting combo of Sylvester Stallone and Rob Schneider. It’s the kind of movie that is on Youtube and nobody is bothering to take it off. Watch it, and join us next week!

International Singing Sensation Tony Clifton, joined by Cliftonettes Maxim and Phoenix, tells exclusive stories about Andy Kaufman, Jim Carrey, and Nicolas Cage, as well as cracking some off-color jokes. Plus, “House of Pies” star Ben Schwartz competes head-to-head against Scott in a cutthroat game of What Am I Thinking. Don’t forget to pick up your tickets to Comedy Bang! Bang! LIVE in a city near you!

One pregnant woman on her fears of mothering a boy. And why she doesn’t even really want to be called “Mom” in the first place.

What would a 100th episode be without a Sklarbitration, topless golfing women, and old Greek man pillows? Fred Armisen, of Saturday Night Live and Portlandia, has been friends with Randy and Jason Sklar for over a decade, and the show is filled with old gags and new ones. Throw in a phone call with Former Gov. Jesse Ventura, and let me tell you, McMahon, this is one for the books.

Former NFL star turned TV darling Michael Strahan talks ladies of the night, marriage, football, and Tom Brady’s looks with Ronna and Beverly. Stay tuned to find out if he shows off his tush.

Giggles abound on Totally Laime as the delightful and hilarious Maria Thayer steps into the living room and brings with her cookies, suicide, and everything in between. You might learn a thing or two about word etymology, and you’ll FOR SURE learn a thing or two about dicks. Also, be warned, there may be a Mad Men spoiler or two. Enjoy!

It smells like sunscreen, it tastes like Bud Light Lime, it sounds like the Have a Summah album! It’s Two Charted and this week it’s all about Howard’s Summah Stories and Kulap’s Summah Checklist. You can’t say we didn’t prepare you for the season!

How about you go speed dating with four of the best improvisers on the planet: Horatio Sanz, Sean Conroy, Matt Walsh, and of course, Matt Besser. They may give you the third degree, but they will also provide you with aural bacon and pancakes. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Fresh off of Howard’s Have a Summah album release and Kulap’s Gotham City debut, Who Charted? is here with Eric Andre and ready to talk Hip Hop, R&B, movies, Cheetos, Chart Piñata, and dating gossip. Howard’s voice goes on an adventure and we learn an important lesson about Ringo Starr’s mortality. You might even pick up some Lao! It’s a key jangling good time!

Pop on your headphones, but be careful no giant dinosaurs sneak up on you!  Attack Of The Show’s Chris Gore bravely sat through Godzilla to discuss this summer movie disaster with the HDTGM crew, and it’s agreed that cute baby Godzillas eating popcorn aren’t enough to save this one.

Gar Ryness, the Batting Stance Guy, brings his knowledge of major league quirks and mischievous college roommates to the calming shores. God’s fiery messages, big fat fatty athletes, and subpar sandwiches are discussed. Plus, Bruce Jenner leaves a musical voicemail.

Today’s audio sound recording of Comedy Bang Bang is the perfect companion to everyone’s favorite reality show, Burning Love! Mark Orlando and two of his lovely lady suitors, Carly and Tamara G, are joining Scott to answer the tough questions: Can a monkey heart love like a human one? What should you do about hard-to-hide boners? What happens when the rules of Would You Rather?, like the rules of love, are shaken? All accompanied by commentary from Steve Agee, today’s episode will fill you with lust, love, and laughs.
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It’s summertime, and The Apple Sisters are battling seasonal allergies, marine layers, and bad moods to bring you their radio show. The mailroom covers favorite summertime activities, and the ladies bring you a special live performance from the Show Girl Breakfast Buffet. To pick up a copy of their new album, 1943, visit TheAppleSisters.com.

Dan is the creator of Community and a wonderful raconteur.

Fans of Mystery Science Theater 3000 are in for a big treat! This week on the calming shores we have MST3K veterans Kevin Murphy and Bill Corbett talking puppets, Woody Allen impersonations, and Drive-By Elmos. And Bruce Jenner is back and on FIRE! Anyone with two eyes and a slit is sure to enjoy. Just be sure to avoid the nursing home cat of death!

Do you guys love T.J. Miller yet? We super do. He’s willing to get real and sincere about the difficulties of dating a comic and the harsh parts of showbiz, but he is JUST as real and sincere about bungee jumping vs. sky diving. We can’t think of anything bad to say about him! Enjoy!

Shhh. Can you keep a secret? A SUMMAH secret? We’ll find out if Howard can keep his, despite Kulap’s attempts at figuring it out. The two are still jamming to Call Me Maybe and discussing Ichabod Crane, roller coasters, and squids. Listen to Kulap’s chart to see what songs she’s currently listening to, and Howard’s covering new happenings this summah.

If your wheelchair doubles as a bed and toilet, does that make you a cyborg? What if you’re just a head on a box? Guests Gil Ozeri, Adam Pally, and John Gemberling debate human vs. cyborg with improv4humans fan Neclord. This episode’s also full of oak tag, dry lattes, and phantom penis. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Dragoon.

Action star Danny Trejo is the only guy Bad Ass enough to kick butt while wearing a fanny pack, and this week we chat with him about his career, claw stunts, and which actors he thinks are dangerous.

We’re not going to try to reel you into listening to Sklarbro County with rewards for bearded listeners or wordy legal mumbo jumbo. Instead, we’re just telling you that co-host Dan Van Kirk has cooked up some awesome stories for us this week and Chris Cox is visiting and bringing Uwe Blab water skiing stories with him. Day trip on over to the county! You’ll love it!

The bros are back in town! Andy Samberg, whose film That’s My Boy opens this weekend, and Scott’s weed dealer Bro have reunited, and this time they have a good rapport (unless you were to ask Bro about it). The boys talk Hangin’ with Mr. Cooper, Bro’s paradise, and Woody Allen. Plus the debut of a new feature, “Bobby Moynihan Talk.” This is a good week to be a bro!

Hilarious actor currently appearing on “Veep” (HBO), and you probably remember him from “Arrested Development”. Wait, you don’t? What do you mean, you haven’t watched “Arrested Development”? STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING AND GO, RIGHT NOW. We’ll be here when you’re done.