We might not be rockin’ a blond hairdo this summer, like Wie-Wie ’03, but we are starting the season right. Howard brings us some of his top summah songs so far, while Kulap’s chart covers songs that she’s not too enthusiastic about. Post a comment letting us know what YOUR favorite summer jams are so far.

After a night of loud love making, it’s nice to wake up, enjoy some toast points, and listen to a new improv4humans. That’s only if there’s no fear of a Nazi invasion, of course. This week we have Scott Aukerman, David Koechner, Will Forte, and Danielle Schneider joining us, all of whom will appear on this season of Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC, premiering Friday, June 8. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Music, sex, dinosaurs, Jack White…are you intrigued yet? What if we add Reggie Watts to the mix? That’s just what we’re going to do this week as Reggie steps away from his magical musical machine and into the land of charts. The Billboard Hot 100 brings out Reggie’s fascinating musical history and philosophy, and for this special guest we chose a special movie chart of All-Time Highest Grossing June Releases. Will Reggie’s charm work on Hermes the Chart Goose? What do you think?

As the great Madonna once sang, “Music makes the people come together.” That is certainly the case this week as improvisational musical comedian Reggie Watts travels into the hatch to test his vocal range, and test his friendships with the Blastoff crew. There is some sweet jamming, a teaser of Kyle and Reggie’s new cover album, and of course, the flute part! Plus, the forgotten tale of civil rights leader Huba Tubeman. Now do your scales so you’ll be warmed up!

It’s packed in the County today, with live music from Canadian folk rock band Great Lake Swimmers, a chat with ESPN’s Jemele Hill, and an interesting voicemail from Robert Siegel. So put on your Super Bowl rings, bikinis, and ice skates, and listen!

Are you a 30th monkey? Find out by listening to Adam McKay and Chris Gethard in this week’s bonus cut. Just make sure you’re on the right side of history, or you’ll end up living like a hobo in the woods.

Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC has been a long time coming and in less than a week you’ll be able to catch the premiere! To ease the pain of the wait, we’re bringing you a full week of Earwolf podcasts heralding the show’s arrival. I know it’s highly illogical, but we’ve brought in bandleader Reggie Watts and producer/guest Tim Heidecker to talk to two of the the interesting strangers who made their way from the podcast to the television show. Stay tuned to Earwolf all week to hear Scott, Reggie, and special guests like Will Forte and Dave Koechner preparing you for the premiere of Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC. Tune into IFC this Friday at 10/9 central to see Zach Galifianakis, Gillian Jacobs, Thomas Lennon, Will Forte, and some guy named Andy Daly.

What’s that in the air? It’s lady energy, courtesy of Morgan Murphy! Morgan tells tales of comedy in NY, puking in her purse and brushes with Blake Griffin. We get a very chipper call from first time guest Sir Richard Branson who gives us a preview of this year’s London Olympics. Miss the emails? They’re back this week! If you haven’t day tripped into Sklarbro County yet, delay no longer!

Emily Gordon is maybe our most educational guest yet. She teaches us how to tame out-of-control boys, the ins and outs of industrial music, the history of Steampunk, and the filmography of Edie McClurg. Where do babies come from? Find out on on today’s episode! Enjoy!

Kulap’s family joins us for Two Charted, which means a Top 5 Song chart from sister Anita. Plus Howard’s brother Lee drops by to join in on the family fun. Howard’s ‘Squatch chart tells us a lot about Wie-Wie’s travels, including a stay in a stranger’s tent.

Sometimes in life it’s just improv3people. But when those three are Matt Besser, Chris Gethard, and Adam McKay and they’re talking about The Avengers, Vince Carter, and prosthetic principals, then you’re in safe hands. Sure, those hands are on broken wrists, but don’t be a baby about it! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Storeand follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

He’s back! Paul F. Tompkins, the suited gentleman you all know and love, has returned to the chartist’s chair and ready to dish on The Billboard Digital Singles Chart, The Movie Chart, and a fancy game of P.T. Chart Darts. Paul advises Howard on his television watching, his lip chapping, and we ruminate on the joys of kissing and being kissed. You should g this e an l.

As per your requests Sklarbro Citizens, Randy and Jason are bringing you a bite size morsel of sports headlines and hilarity to bridge the gap between Sklarbro Country episodes — and they’re calling it Sklarbro County. We’ll be talking professional tennis and Will Smith slapping a suit on Roger Federer.

We predict that the future includes you listening to this episode of Professor Blastoff! Your future includes a rousing round of sound effects, a visit into the pasts of the Blastoff crew, and a breaking of four, five, even six walls. Lastly, our psychic superpowers say that you’ll pick up a Professor Blastoff poster and t-shirt. Spooky, isn’t it?!

Summer is about to start so why waste it going to the beach and having barbecues when you can watch terrible summer movies! This whole summer HDTGM is devoting itself to the best worst summer Movies and we’re starting the season off right with a truly awful sequel and we want YOUR suggestions for more bad summer movies for the next batch of episodes. We also want your questions for Danny Trejo who is joining us to discuss his newest film Badass. Submit your questions to the forums and enjoy!

In this bonus cut, Bob Dassie, Rich Talarico, and Craig Cackowski, of the improv troupe Dasariski, show us that abandoned kids don’t always replicate Lord of the Flies. Just be sure to keep your pants on.

Mr. Masterson (that’s Danny, to you) is another “That 70’s Show” alum, currently starring in the new show “Men At Work”. When he’s not kicking ass at hilarious roles, he’s also running his uber hip “Confederacy” store in east Los Angeles, and he’s about to launch Qloo.com. Nope. This guy isn’t busy at all.

This week we dive into the personal lives of comedy power couple Sarah Silverman and Kyle Dunnigan. A new game, Shorts or Jeans, is played, and we’re visited by two strange guests. Check out the Comedy Bang Bang on IFC website to watch a full episode of the show!

Andy’s got a man crush and his name is Luka Jones! Luka is an awesome improviser who makes us all laugh and laugh on NBC’s Best Friends Forever. He has an important message for us about baby abandoning and things get a little tense when our pizza knowledge is called into question. But Luka is so funny and charming, we forgive him! Enjoy!

Do you love American Horror Story? Did you love Friday Night Lights? Of course you did! Connie Britton is sitting in with the ladies to talk about growing up with a genius father, being a twin, and cultivating a film career. God bless choices!

Ku is nearing her summah’ song choice, as she and Howard discuss your summah song suggestions! Be sure to post a comment to nominate a beachy jam. Also, get a little closer to Wie-Wie by finding out what he’s working on for the warmer months.

Bob Dassie, Rich Talarico, and Craig Cackowski make up the philosophically influential improv troupe Dasariski and they are here on improv4humans to reveal some of the secrets in their attics. As improvisers, they are just and fair and will definitely make whatever Top 10 lists you’re working on. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Storeand follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

When your mom pushes you to approach girls. When your co-hosts barely notice you on your second week back. The Blastoff crew is discussing self esteem today, and we can learn a thing or two from the embarrassments of Tig, Kyle, David and Aaron.

Alison Brie and Jason Mantzoukas both costar in critically acclaimed movies and television shows…but a PODCAST? I know it seems unlikely, but they are in the Earwolf studio to tell the untold story of Rizzoli & Isles and see if they can’t find love through What Am I Thinking? and Would You Rather?! We also have a visitor from Albuquerque who is doling out legal advice if you need it. Plus, we have Comedy Bang Bang on IFC teasers, so give it a listen!

May Day! May Day! We’re going down… on a new episode of The Apple Sisters! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy as they celebrate the arrival of May with tips on escaping the mafia and a special live performance. To pick up a copy of their new album, 1943, visit TheAppleSisters.com.

You are in for a treat today! Rich Eisen is here and he is as great a candidate for Sklarbro citizenship as you’d imagine! He tells us about his experiences doing stand-up in college. He talks about the early days of Sports Center. He predicts the future of Tim Tebow. He laments the poor decisions of Michael Bolton. He’s more multi-talented than a juggling triathlete, and you guys will love hearing all about his fascinating life. Plus, you love Weekly Wahlberg, so why not invite Mark to sit down with us for an extended look at his brother, his burgers, and his biceps. Tune into United Stats of America on the History Channel, and GO BLUE!