This week on Who Charted? Bob Ducca leaves his hemorrhoid pillow and we get to meet the man behind the ex-stepfather, Seth Morris. Seth is the ultimate sport as we check out The Ultimate Chart for music, quizzes, and sexy rodents. We get into the Movie Chart, but more importantly, we see a glimpse into Howard’s teenage years before launching into a game of Chart Piñata celebrating the Top Hollywood Projects (no, MANswers didn’t make the cut). You can hear all of this, AND a movie pitch that will send 21 Jump Street home crying, on Who Charted?!

Richard Kind has done voices in practically every great animated film. Enjoy.

Professor Blastoff must be on a trip to the far east. With previous episodes tackling Kung Fu and enlightenment, we’re keeping our kimonos on for a look at samurai culture with master riffer and notorious palm striker Graham Elwood. If you like holding grudges and/or ritualized suicide by disembowelment, maybe being a samurai is right for you! If you like talk of swollen testicles, concussions, and assistant wrangling, maybe this episode is right for you! Hi-yah!

Who says werewolves can’t act? Everyone who saw this week’s movie, apparently. Listen in and find out which piece of garbage we’ll be watching this week AND which stellar logo will be adorning future How Did This Get Made? shirts! See ya next week!

This week’s Comedy Bang Bang was recorded live at the South by Southwest Festival 2012 in Austin, Texas. Our guest for the prestigious affair is the one and only Tim Heidecker who shows off his prowess in comedy, music, and headwear. To comment on all the delicious cuisine Austin has to offer is Merrill Shindler, who just might have found a new best friend in Bob Ducca. And since we have Reggie Watts around to perform the theme song and music breaks, it only makes sense that we should challenge our guests to a Freestyle Rap Battle! A great big Texas-sized thank you to everyone who came out to the show!

Actor and activist, Ed has acted in so many projects, his resume has an appendix. Join us as he talks about a few of his 250+ projects!

Are you ready for a doubleheader of awesome Sklarbro Country guests? For the first time ever, we have two guests from disparate worlds joining us throughout the episode: Comedian/screenwriter Tom Lennon and podcaster/host of Hoarders Matt Paxton. Matt lived in Reno, Tom loves Hoarders, it’s a match made in heaven! They help us figure out the purpose of Rent-a-Center and create a marketing scheme that will revolutionize A&E. With all the Hoarders talk of dead cats, we thought we should invite our favorite pooch into the fold. Randy Moss’s dog is on the phone with predictions on Randy’s upcoming season with the 49ers. If you’re in Austin tonight, better go to Esther’s Follies for Sklarbro Country LIVE! If not, just go punch a waterfall and order a flat cat.

Michelle Buteau is a one-of-a-kind guest! She loves Oprah, has amazing advice for jigsaw puzzlers, and has secret (and timely) stories involving the derriere. She even backs us up on our less-than-popular opinion of a certain type of person. This girl CLEARLY knows how to party and we’re down to party with her anytime she wants. Enjoy!

Are those wedding bells we hear? Nope, just the dulcet tones of Ronna and Beverly, back this week with Abbi Jacobson and Ilana Glazer of Broad City. These Groupon Gals talk grooming and dating while sharing their stories of New York City tragedy. Ronna and Bev have vital dating advice for all the young women listening, so this episode is not to be missed!

Whether you’re on your way to Austin for SXSW or stuck at home wishing you were, we have a break from the monotony in the form of TWO CHARTED! What’s been entertaining Howard this week? From a tween pop princess to the King of Rock and Roll we bring you the five earbugs that have kept him happily surfing towards summah. What does Texas have in store for a Minnesota girl like Kulap? Find out with her SXSW chart. Don’t be an automaton, give in to the charts!

Are you a human? Well how about instead of a taking boring trip to a spook house or going on a neverending flight to Bangladesh, you escape your daily monotony with an episode of improv4humans?! Joining Matt Besser are Mike Still, Billy Merritt, and Robert Dassie who will care for you and love you like an estranged family member. Don’t be a shit sucker, listen to improv4humans! .Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

The host of The Price is Right!

Prepare for your ears to be Witteled! Harris Wittels is back on the show to destroy you, and the charts, with pleasure. This notorious roller is the perfect man for the Billboard Top Dance Club Play Chart, but is he prepared for the movie chart and its accompanying Act of Valor quiz? Plus, we’ve got this playboy into the rec room for a round of Chart Darts all about his television exhibitionism and brand new digs. The whole episode is cozier than cuddling with a puppy in a fresh duvet cover!

Al Pacino is one of America’s finest film actors. Of course, you wouldn’t know that if you’ve only seen 88 Minutes. This week we invite Pete Holmes into the fold to suffer through this real-time adventure and the accompanying misogyny, unnecessary character names, and first draft dialogue. We’re more than happy to invite Pete into our “most secure files area.” If you haven’t yet watched the movie, use this link to rent it and help Earwolf simultaneously! Hooah!

This podcast is what you make of it; Nothing more, nothing less. More accurately, it is a discussion of art with comedian and artist Chris Fairbanks. From hand turkeys to sponge trees to the beauty you see in a person’s eyes, we cover artistry and technique in a way that that will soften the heart of even the harshest critics. It’s like visiting the museum, only you don’t have to dress up or leave the house!

Put down your Entertainment Weekly and tune into Comedy Bang Bang! We have Jason Mantzoukas of comedy, film, and cinema fame here to count down the Twelve Nights of Oscars and more importantly, try to get through to a friend in need. Also joining us is first time guest Dalton Wilcox, a cowboy poet who don’t know much about this big city way of life. Sharp eared listeners might hear some cameo appearances from past Comedy Bang Bang favorites, so stay tuned on Twitter to let us know what you think! Click here to see a sneak peek of the Comedy Bang Bang television show for IFC.

Actor, producer, comedian and writer of comedy cult classics such as Wet Hot American Summer, Stella, and Wainy Days. We’re happy to have this EXTREMELY talented director on our show. Oh, we forgot to mention directing. Yep, he does that, too.

Folks, this is one for the books! We have FIVE guests this week from the worlds of comedy, film, television, athletics, and Toshiba. You’ll get your weekly dose of Wahlberg before getting to know Graham Elwood who talks to us about performing for the troops and his fantastic podcast Comedy Film Nerds. We talk to a true childhood idol of Dale Murphy who puts us in touch with a Cheap Seats legend, Earl Christensen from the Garvey episode. As if that possibly isn’t enough, we close it all up with Jimmy Smits. It’s as exciting as a laser pointer in the eye, without all the retina damage!

Who needs calendars or photo albums when you have Two Charted? This week we take a look in the past with Kulap’s top 5 moments from 1993-1996 and get a sense of 2012 with Howard’s favorite “good stuff” so far in the year. You might not know about sweet little Kulap’s dark phase, or you might have a gaping hole where Kreayshawn used to be, but we can fix that for you! Just listen and enjoy!

From Scientology enslavement camps to A Million Little Pieces, we’re covering it all with Matt Walsh. He joins us this week to talk about viral videos, documentaries, whipping it out, and most importantly, his awesome movie High Road. Matt is a true comedy legend: Don’t you want to know how comedy legends celebrate Thanksgiving? Enjoy!

Surprise! You are listening to impov4humans, a playground where all are welcome, even those with fat ankles. Matt Besser, Kevin Dorff, Paul Rust, and Alex Fernie are here to improvise scenes to make your long waits in traffic, the post office, and coffee shops fly by.Pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Jensen Karp is one of the most advanced chartists we’ve ever had on the podcast. As a rapper, designer, writer, and taste maker, his musical knowledge runs deep and we’re thrilled to learn from him. He waxes poetic on the Best Hip-Hop Dis Songs, gets poppy with the Top Pop Star Film Debuts, and makes it personal with Hermes the Chart Goose. This is probably the only podcast where you can learn about brain tumors AND Sisqo’s porn collection, so get up on this!

There is a lot of business to attend to on this week’s Minisode. We have listener letters, we of course tell you which work of art we’re analyzing next, but we also want you to help us decide on our next t-shirt design! Head to Earwolf, Facebook, or Tumblr to cast your vote before watching this week’s real-time Al Pacino “thriller.” If you rent the movie on Amazon through this link it helps us out, so watch it, vote, and join us next week!

Om! Rather than start your day with a dull boring meditation, why not seek enlightenment through Professor Blastoff? Our special guest is Kevin Berntson who dishes dirt on catty Buddhists, defends boring people, and turns the other cheek to jerks. If that doesn’t bring you to a higher plane, just put on some swamp rock and enjoy. And the winner is…YOU for listening!

You are entering Comedy Bang Bang, a magical place not far from Planet Centaur where 40 year-old raptors hail cabs and the object of your affection is alive in your wallet. A place where Ice T and Jesse Ventura can seek tough answers and pitch television shows, and where Greg Proops can explores the depths of the thesaurus. This is Comedy Bang Bang. For a sneak peak at the Comedy Bang Bang television show, tune in to IFC this Friday March 9th following the season finale of Portlandia.

Hand back the hash browns, stow away your toboggan, put on a warm sweater and settle in for some Sklarbro Country! Cheap Seats favorite Jon Glaser is in the hot seat to reminisce about his time with Randy and Jason on Cheap Seats and reveal some of the magic behind his hilarious projects like Tiny Hands and Delocated. Quick Hits is a bit of a misnomer this week as first-timer Ken Burns sets his own pace. Finally, we close it up with Bruce Jenner who sets the story straight on his Dancing with the Stars absence. HENDERSON!

Cannibalism, fire, coyote attacks, homelessness, what’s there not to love? Our guest this week is the hilarious Danny Lobell who is spending the month on the west coast and volunteered an hour of his trip to the podcast. It’s a slippery slope as we talk about death penalty, and identity fraud, drifting into his dark (but super funny) side. Enjoy!

How did everyone enjoy The Academy Awards? Fresh from the hottest Oscar party in town, Ronna and Beverly are here with Joey McIntyre whose beautiful blue eyes enchant us as we learn about his travel style, dental hygiene, and tuchus. For those participating in a podcasting pool, you can place your bets on Joey being charming, funny, and an absolute delight!

Fuck yeah, it’s time for Two Charted! Join us this week for a journey through Kulap’s weekly obsessions and Howard’s top musical happenings of the week. It’s the only podcast that cares equally about the building of the pyramids as the relevance of Limp Bizkit. From David Wain to Paris Hilton, finish your week with a double shot of charts!

This week’s podcast features prime improv for pilgrims, servants, strangers, and most importantly, humans. Our fearless guests are Katie Dippold, Gil Ozeri, and Chad Carter who will put you at ease like a thorough bedbud inspection! Listen in: It’s better entertainment than a demolition derby! Pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.