Two episodes in and Scott Aukerman still doesn’t like Phish. What are we going to do about it? We’re going to bring in Adam Scott, we’re going to stick to the jams, and we’re going to see what happens! Join us on this tour through the cosmos (sorry) and continue to leave your drug advice in the Earwolf forums .

Patton Oswalt is back in the Comedy Bang Bang hot seat! Fortunately, he has a new movie coming out and he’s ready to give us all sorts of exclusive information. Unfortunately, we still have our open door policy and a gentleman named Leslie Schecter finds his way into the studio. Fortunately, Patton was still game for Would You Rather? and Fortunately Unfortunately despite this rude interruption. Unfortunately, Leslie hangs around for the rest of the episode. Fortunately, you can forget all about his rudeness and relive your favorite Comedy Bang Bang moments by heading to the Earwolf blog and voting for the CBB Best of 2011. This episode is sponsored by audible. Support the Comedy Bang Bang and get a free audiobook at http://www.audiblepodcast.com/bangbang

Two episodes in and Scott Aukerman still doesn’t like Phish. What are we going to do about it? We’re going to bring in Adam Scott, we’re going to stick to the jams, and we’re going to see what happens! Join us on this tour through the cosmos (sorry) and continue to leave your drug advice in the Earwolf forums.

What is there to do between Thanksgiving and Christmas? Well you can go see movies, you can eat leftovers, or you could listen to The Apple Sisters! I think you know which one we recommend. Oh, and don’t worry listeners, there is still time to donate to The Apple Sisters’ Pledgemusic page! I mean, what else are you going to do with your time?

Gobble Gobble! Hope all you listeners had a great Thanksgiving and that your meal was even half as delicious as Bob’s was!

Beverly suggests Rob Riggle create a line of womens underpants. Ronna & Bev recount this year’s Thanksgiving.

So, obviously Kulap Vilaysack is the best. You already knew that! Whether you know her from Childrens Hospital or her awesome Earwolf podcast Who Charted? you simply MUST adore her. Get ready for that love to multiply as she brings her infectious laughter and amazing stories to Totally Laime! Enjoy!

We’re kicking it Vermont style this week on Sklarbro Country! We’ve prepared a special post-Thanksgiving treat for you all with special guests Patton Oswalt and James Taylor. Patton uses appearance number three to tell us about his hot, smelly summer in New York, document the demise and revival of alternative comedy, and explain why The Texas Chain Saw Massacre deserved an Oscar in sound design. James Taylor shows off his “urban” side on his debut performance and clues us into what Monday Night Football listeners can look forward to. Plus we’ve been spying on The Iron Sheik’s twitter account and in Ivan Calderon’s fridge, so we have a nice fresh batch of takes for everyone. Treat your turkey hangover with Sklarbro Country! This episode is sponsored by audible. Support Sklarbro Country and get a free audiobook at http://www.audiblepodcast.com/sklarbro

Since we’re so thankful for all you wonderful listeners, we decided to put together a last minute The Wolf Den with everyone in the office. You’ll hear both our wonderful engineers, Cyrus and Dustin, our tech wizard Shahruz, our financial guru Dave, our special guest visitor Caleb Bacon, Jeff of course, and me, Caroline! We talk about our Thanksgiving plans, share our Earwolf nightmares and tell you all what we’re thankful for. We hope you have a great Thanksgiving and we’ll be back with a much more professional show next week!

I think this one speaks for itself. A tone poem. An ode. Where Are My Parents?

Are you prepared for the thrilling conclusion of Howard’s T.G.I. Fridays swinging story? Are you nervous in anticipation of what new quizzes we’ve thought up? Are you a fan of the comedic stylings of Kyle Kinane? The answer to all those questions is clearly “Yes” so join us this week on Who Charted? where we’ll update you on the Billboard Heatseekers Chart, give you the weekend Box Office scores, and play a thrilling round of Chart Darts. George Clooney may or may not show up!

It’s time once more for improv4humans! Our human guests this week are the always funny Chad Carter, the ultra talented Joe Wengert, and the definitely-not-an-alien Charlie Sanders. As always, you can keep up with Matt on Twitter @MattBesser – and if you like the music you heard this week, check out Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Looking for something to do this Thanksgiving? Drew, Molly, and J.P. have some ideas! You could watch the parade, as corporate and mainstream as that is. You could meet up with some of your old friends from junior high, but that could get depressing fast. What about a good mushroom trip with retirees? That sounded much better in my head. Well, if you want to avoid awful TSA agents and awkward family encounters, just hang out at home and listen to Glitter in the Garbage!

Some people let the stigma of psychiatry prevent them from seeking help and finding solace. Maybe, just maybe, one of you will take part in some “rhyme therapy” and find that not only is it fun, but it’s spiritually freeing. Happy Thanksgiving, listeners. As always if one of you would like to invite good ol’ Bob to your family’s celebration, email AffirmationNation@earwolf.com

We all know which holiday we’re celebrating on Thursday, but do we know WHY we’re supposed to celebrate it and HOW to give thanks? This week on Professor Blastoff we give you the ultimate pre-Turkey appetizer of historical knowledge and thoughtful discourse on the neurological behavior involved in gratitude. Pass the gravy!

Last week we had our first How Did This Get Made? LIVE! at Largo and we’re going to share it with you! But first, we’re giving you a week to watch the movie and prepare yourself for the insanity of Superman III. See you next week!

At the intersection of comedy, music, and fashion lies this week’s Comedy Bang Bang. Margaret Cho and Grant-Lee Phillips provide the score for the episode in addition to delighting us with tales of the 90s and fun rounds of What Am I Thinking? and Would You Rather?! David Wain is the comedy legend you’d expect him to be, but by the end of the episode you’ll be in awe of his keyboard skills. Dov Charney came here to talk about American Apparel and he does. That part is pretty straightforward. But throw it all together and you have a podcast stew to whet your pre-Thanksgiving appetite. Speaking of stew, head over to the Earwolf store and pick up The Complete Comedy Bang Bang Christmas Collection. All proceeds go to the LA Regional Food Bank.

He’s finally here! Franklin Delano Roosevelt himself has returned to The Apple Sisters radio show and is ready for a delicious meal, beautiful songs, and a sexy turkey. Will all of the hard work the girls have done this month pay off? Find out by listening in! And as always, feel free to donate whatever rations you can to The Apple Sisters’ Pledgemusic page!

We all know that The History Channel’s “Ancient Aliens” is educational and compelling. Now we learn of its ability to inspire with Bob’s newest poem, “Some Thoughts on The History Channel’s Ancient Aliens.”

You can’t not love “Weird Al” Yankovic. We are lifelong fans and were more than happy to stamp his passport in Sklarbro Country. From his very first Jim Croce parody to his reception on Twitter, we loved learning about his three-decade-long reign as the King of Parody. Keeping in the theme of childhood heroes, we’ve invited Jesse Ventura to take a quick detour from his route to Mexico to hang out with us. Add live music from Jim Bianco, some Nickelback news, and the oddest stroke story we’ve ever heard, and you’ll have an hour-and-a-half long vacation to amaze your friends with pictures from.

Threesomes, aliens, The Duggar Family, Oprah, this episode has everything! Seth Morris left his buddy Bob Ducca to come hang out with us and he so totally brought it! From dating in LA to trashy TV, we fly through the hour! Enjoy!

It’s not just for moistening cereal or stopping jalapeño burn. It’s the lifeblood of the beverage industry and it’s what we celebrate this week. Thanks Conrad!

Welcome back to improv4humans! Sean Conroy and Chad Carter join us once again this week with Brian Huskey making his debut performance. Bad auditions, George Harrison, working with farm animals, we get into all of it!! As always you can follow @MattBesser on Twitter to contribute suggestions and be sure to subscribe on iTunes to get your weekly improv fix! Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.