It’s time for your mid-week improv bathroom break! This week we have Sean Conroy, Andy Secunda, and Danielle Schneider stealing, dating, auditioning, and lighting shit on fire all for the sake of comedy! You don’t have to steal this episode, we’re giving it to you for free! Check out Freak Dance when it comes to your town and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

If you like television, you’ll love this week’s episode of Comedy Bang Bang! From the newly renewed NBC comedy Community, Gillian Jacobs is here to seek forgiveness for her iPhone indiscretions and give us just a taste of how she got her big television break. Also joining us is the of American Idol’s Jermaine “The Gentle Giant” Jones who is using Comedy Bang Bang as the platform to tell the pure, unadulterated truth behind his departure from the Fox reality hit. How will these television superstars fair against each other in a game of Would You Rather? That’s for me to know and you to find out…by listening to the podcast, that is.

Mad Men fans cannot miss this week’s Sklarbro Country! Don Draper himself Jon Hamm is back on the calming shores to tell us how the Cardinals impacted the current season of Mad Men and joins us for the opening takes and Weekly Wahlberg. Plus we’re reuniting Jon with his We Were Soldiers castmate Sam Elliott for a voice-over off! What would touchdown Jesus do? He’d listen to Sklarbro Country!

Howard Kremer is definitely upping our cool factor! He’s a comedian and rapper and the host of the awesome podcast Who Charted? where he and Andy fell into brotherly love five long weeks ago. He talks malls, widow sex, butt sex, and we all learn an important lesson about jigsaw puzzles. Enjoy!

Are you on Team Tanlines? These sweet Jewish boys are electronic musicians out of New York with great baby naming advice and even better day jobs (one of them, at least). You won’t see them at Coachella, but you’ll hear them this week on Ronna & Beverly! Our thoughts and prayers go out to Barbara Eschelbacher in her time of need.

Guess what time of year it is? We’re only a few mere weeks away from SUMMAH! Prepare yourself with Howard’s Summah Thoughts that range from introspective to instructional as you prepare for the finest season of all! Kulap is bringing back the Wie-k in Re-Ku with a heck of a spiritual encounter. Please, be careful with your tweeting!

For the first ever LIVE improv4humans we’ve gathered up three of the “bad boys” of improv: Jon Glaser, Brett Gelman, and Joe Wengert. It gets tropical, biblical, sexual, and medical. So put on your favorite pair of sweats, cozy up in a coffin and enjoy!

Ian Edwards is a world traveler, a time management expert, and our newest chartist! The London native is getting a look at the U.K.’s current jams with the music chart, and Ian’s recent movie theater campout serves as an awesome foil to Howard’s Sight Unseen take on the Movie Chart. Is Ian as good at Chart Darts as he is at pranking comedians and breaking down the Avenger’s audience? Stop wasting time and listen to find out!

It is time for yet another minisode. Are you ready to learn what your movie assignment for the week is? Well this week’s movie is, drum roll please………..you didn’t think I’d just TELL you, did you?

Are you prepared for the healing power of improv? This week’s bonus cut features Katie Dippold, Chris Kula, and Billy Merritt experiencing life-and-death miracles of pale skin and evil breath.

Bootcut, flare, acid wash, we’re talking about them all today! GENES! Dr. Alex Platt is back once more and explaining how we as individuals came to be, why we came out the way we did, and what was up with Mendel’s pea plants. Invite your dominant AND recessive genes to listen!

You love Bobcat Goldthwait for his stand-up comedy, his performance of Zed in Police Academy, and as the director of movies like Shakes the Clown and World’s Greatest Dad. You’re about to fall in love with him for his showbiz secrets and his prowess at Fart, Marry/Mary, Kiss! Bobscratch shares tales of his red carpet antics and tells us about his brand new film God Bless America. Mr. Goldfarb isn’t the only director on the show, as Mr. Marshall (please, call him Garry) returns to the show and gives us a sneak peek on his modern adaptation of a not-so-modern television franchise. These happy days truly are yours and mine!

You know how much we love lady energy here on the calming shores! We’ve got one of the best this week with stand-up comedian and Parks and Recreation writer Chelsea Peretti. She talks of maggots and Fleas and tells us how she learned to love the NBA. We’re also getting Gumble-y this week with yet another call from Bryant Gumble (in addition to a creepy voicemail from NPR’s Robert Siegel). Plus, get to know animator John Mathot who designed our beautiful new Sklarbro Country t-shirts. Pick up a shirt and punch a waterfall!

Dear Diary: Today we talked to Lesley Arfin and she was AWESOME! She gives us a lesson in denim, tells us tales from her world travels, and waxes poetic on the art of waxing. I don’t know if she was trying to impress us, but it totally worked. Lesley, you are the wind beneath our wings. Enjoy!

Put on your coochie cutters and take out your contacts because it’s time for TWO CHARTED! Kulap is back once more with her amazingly titled Wie-k in Re-Ku and what a week it was! Howard also had a pretty great week that you’ll learn about with his Hanging with Stand-Ups chart. Get up close and personal with your favorite hosts optometrist-style this week on Two Charted!

Chris Kula, Billy Merritt, and Katie Dippold are three members of the improv team The Smokes and they are showing their true colors this week on improv4humans! At times, this episode is a crime thriller. At other times it’ll teach you about evolution and the public school system. There will be NO lewd magic acts though, so strap in and enjoy!  Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

We all know Rob Delaney as the Public Enemy of Twitter. Today you’ll meet the man behind the offensive speedo profile picture, from his love of pregnant women to his relationship with Jared Leto. The Music Chart introduces us to his unfortunate photography story, and the Movie Chart offers up some more “Sight Unseen” movie reviews. I know for sure that Rob has found a new fan in Hermes the Chart Goose. Listen in, we promise it isn’t just Rob reading tweets for an hour!

We had some technical difficulties that have delayed the still-forthcoming “Best of Professor Blastoff” episode, so we decided to strap in and settle in for a look at gravity. Actress and physicist Christina Ochoa explains gravitational pull and the always popular discussion of atheism vs. agnosticism. Please keep sending your favorite moments to professorblastoff@earwolf.com so that we can get this clip show done before we fall into a black hole.

We have some spillover from last week’s improv4humans featuring Lennon Parham, Tim Meadows, and Chad Carter. Be sure to blow your nose before you listen.

There is no tiptoeing around it, this movie blows! Not even a French Peter Dinklage in cornrows can save this non-comedy about a full-sized dwarf dealing with his wife’s pregnancy. Not sold yet? Neither is Dave Holmes who joined us in watching this Sundance “Official Selection.” Check out Tiptoes if you haven’t yet, and pick up a brand new How Did This Get Made? shirt!

Actor, whose very memorable big break was as Jim in the American Pie series!

What do you need to throw the perfect anniversary party? You need some tunes, you need some bros, and if you’re Comedy Bang Bang you need some celebrity guests! Put on your party hats and boogie shoes for an hour and a half of Zach Galifianakis, Harris Wittels, Brett Gelman, El Chupacabra, Marissa Wompler, Cake Boss, and a posthumous visit from Christopher Hitchens. We’re making new friends in musicians St. Vincent and Toph Shay, and we’re playing everyone’s favorite party games like Harris’ Foam Corner. Make like Zach and get yourself a cupcake to celebrate the the three-year anniversary of Comedy Bang Bang!

We got the real WTF treatment this week. Ronna and Bev got to visit Marc Maron in the cat ranch and turn the tables on the popular podcast host. The ladies came just in the nick of time to help Marc out with his relationship woes.

People all over the country are familiar with Zach Galifianakis from The Hangover and his other wildly successful projects. But I bet those people don’t know what kind of fruit Zach grows on his farm or the fact that he won’t race his donkeys! Or what he and his comic friends used to do for fun in New York! Or how much he adores bad comedy! Zach is vacationing on the calming shores of Sklarbro Country this week, and we’re glad to have him! Also joining us for the first time is Robert Siegel who treats us to his NPR grace, class, and dignity. If you got here by googling “stolen penguin,” you are in the right place!

If you were googling and thought you’d found a podcast with golfer John Daly, you’re in for a surprise. A great one, because you’re getting Cracked Out’s own Jon Daly, the comedian and rapper whose characters you love! Jon gets honest with us about anti-depressants and plastic surgery, as well as his death defying college indiscretions. He will make you see Garden State and Lance Armstrong in a whole new light. Enjoy!

From the war on women to the Toni Basil vs. Kreayshawn, you’re in for a real battle here on Two Charted! In one corner, Howard with his Fan Interactions of the Week. His challenger? Kulap Vilaysack with her pun-tastic Week in Wie-Ku. Rocky makes a new friend, Howard gets high and does stand-up, Sloppy Timmy makes his triumphant return, and most importantly, you get more charts in your life! Yippie!

Why go to a boring dunk contest or drive through a lame game reserve when you can listen to improv? This week’s guests on improv4humans are the hilarious and talented Chad Carter, Lennon Parham, and Tim Meadows. It is more fun than summer camp, more fulfilling than a high-five, and more sexually rewarding than 1,003 kisses. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

It’s been quite a while since we’ve checked in with our friend Natasha Leggero. We were thrilled to have her back on the show this week to learn about J-Pop sensation Nicki Minaj in the Music Chart, get a sight-unseen review of Chimpanzee in the Movie Chart, and play a round of N.L.-themed Chart Piñata. Natasha dishes dirt on David Bowie and we get a peek into the Kremer family history and possibly the greatest candy innovation known to man. Until next time, keep thumbping!

Did you think that we were done discussing perception? You must have perceived wrong! Myq Kaplan is sticking around for more discussion on religious extremism, the power of mushrooms, and seeing the world through a child’s eyes. Plus, we have Kyle’s mother on the phone! Or DO we? Is it just an illusion? I suppose we’ll never know.

The guys from Sentimental Lady were so phenomenal on the podcast, we didn’t have time to include all the great stuff they did. So here we are once again with an improv4humans bonus cut featuring Mel Cowan, Alex Fernie, and Johnny Meeks. What exactly is a construction consultant? Who knows?!