Autumn may be apple season, but these Apples are more excited about the Spring! Join Candy, Cora, and Seedy in this celebration of the most pleasant season of the year. Professor Marty Pants is here with some extraordinary Intelligent Pet Tricks and we go to the mail room to read about your favorite springtime activities. The gals say farewell to spring in song, “Spring Into Spring”! We’ll catch you after Winter in 1944.

In podcasting, you do a lot of things you don’t want to do. This episode isn’t one of those things! Our guests are the hilarious John Mulaney and Nick Kroll. You know what that means? We’ll hear some of their classic characters like Freckle Face and John’s Uncle Cowboy. Learn “how the bread is made” on Saturday Night Live and how Law & Order has informed John’s comedy career. Come for the Plane Break, stay for the Plugs!

We are so appreciative of all the kind sponsors who choose to affiliate with Affirmation Nation. Today, we thank them

Prolific actor, appearing in many notable television shows and films, including Groundhog Day, Californication, Memento, The Insider, and Glee!

Take a look at those beautiful baby blues! The lovely and hilarious actress and writer JUNE DIANE RAPHAEL came on and revealed that she is some kind of soul sister of Elizabeth’s- for starters, both suffer from a fear of flying and are Oprah fanatics. They are also both able to listen to the “whisper” and act before it’s too late. If you have no idea what that means, just listen. Enjoy!

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

Eardrop is the 100-calorie pack of Earwolf. It’s just as deliciously hilarious as our other shows, but in a convenient travel size!

Turning a negative into a positive, Bob has decided to review some of the various medical supplies that have kept him in slighly-less-discomfort-than-normal. Today we start with his favorite knee brace.

Some bits just don’t work in writing, you know? That’s what Eardrop is for!

Each week on The Wolf Den we learn more about the state of digital media as it pertains to comedy and podcasting. This week we have guests from the world of music to talk about the unique struggles of their industry. Yotam Rosenbaum and Joey Flores are the creators of Earbits, an internet radio station that aims to advertise smarter than it’s competition. Learn how Earbits came to be, how Y Combinator got them where they are, and why they deny the the myth of the “dying music industry.” Check out our newly redesigned Earwolf website to find new merch, new apps, new shows and more.

We at Glitter in the Garbage aren’t here to tell you what to do. We’re not going to try to give you relationship advice or teach you how to hunt or push our favorite music down your throat. We won’t tell you what not to eat, what your name should be, or why you should or shouldn’t be on Good Morning America. No, Drew, Sarah and Ian are here for one thing and one thing only: To make you laugh. Check out our newly redesigned Earwolf website complete with new shows, new apps, new features and more!

My friend Kristin and I reminisce over our frequent angsty phone calls after our daughters were born. And she reveals something to me she’s never told me before.

Bob has recently discovered the relaxation and self-realization possible through guided meditations. Join Bob on this, his first of many attempts at nirvana.

It’s finally here: Our official Have a Summah episode! Our special guest is Ken “Wet Hot American Summah” Marino who escorts us through the summah’s most anticipated movies and albums. The Chart Goose is too busy having a summah to join us, so he sent a pal of his to help us out this week. Check out our newly redesigned Earwolf website where you can listen to new shows, get new apps, try out our new features, and more!

Today’s Affirmation Nation is a poem written by Bob about a trip he took. The destination? A happier and healthier Bob Ducca.

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever episode of The Apple Sisters! Candy, Cora, and Seedy are so happy to perform for you for the very first time. Since this is the inaugural episode, we thought we’d have an extra special inaugural guest: President Franklin Delano Roosevelt. Learn a bit about the girls and their favorite firsts, as well as where they go to get all their discount rubbers. Thanks for joining us, and see you again next week! Buzz buzz buzz!

When you pair two superstars like Angelina Jolie and Johnny Depp, what’s the worst that can happen? Apparently it’s The Tourist. Jason lucked out and missed this movie, but Paul, June, and special guests Natasha Leggero and Gil Ozeri are here to discuss the bad accents and lack of chemistry that fill this Golden Globe nominated film. Be sure to check out the newly redesigned Earwolf website where you can buy the Ridiculous Cage shirt and donate to help buy us a new studio. We promise not to spend it on plastic surgery.

Eardrop is the 100-calorie pack of Earwolf. It’s just as deliciously hilarious as our other shows, but in a convenient travel size!

Welcome to Affirmation Nation with Bob Ducca. In this episode, Bob tells us a hopeful tale about a certain therapeutic treatment and what it has meant for his gentle psyche. Please send your words of encouragement, prayer requests, and other needs to AffirmationNation@Earwolf.com.

Good morning sleeping beauties! How did you sleep last night? Did you have any bad dreams? Did you have any boring fishing dreams? Did you have trouble falling asleep? Stay in your pajamas, make a big cup of coffee and enjoy this dreamy episode of Professor Blastoff featuring clips and songs from Jens Lekman.

By now you’ve had a week to dream up possibilities for this episode. Will Cake Boss be able to reach Chewbacca? Will he be bitten by a radioactive cake animal? Will Buddy and Andy Richter play Would You Rather and figure out the origin of steampunk culture? I won’t spoil anything for you, but there WILL be plugs so listen up! Be sure to check out the newly renovated Earwolf website complete with new features, new apps, new merch, and new donation opportunities.

Director, Actor, Writer, Musician, having appeared in a long list of excellent films, though probably best known for perfecting the “mockumentary” genre!

He’s the closest we’re ever going to get to having Brad Pitt on TLP and we’ll take it! Actor/Comedian PAUL RUST has us cracking up from the get go – he endured Andy’s prostate exam story with poise, he told his almost being molested story with grace, and by the end, we were so smitten that we’d take Paul over Mr. Pitt anyday! Enjoy.

Some bits just don’t work in writing, you know? That’s what Eardrop is for!

Summer is creeping upon us which means three things: Skimpy badminton outfits, a new season of Celebrity Rehab, and fun fresh episodes of Sklarbro Country. This week’s guest Nate Corddry puts his brother Rob to shame with his thick head of hair and wealth of sports knowledge. Fresh off his tour of major league ballparks with his dad, Nate shares with us what it means to be a Corddry at a Red Sox game. Jesse Thorn is back once again with a fantasy report so meta it’ll blow your mind! If you’re looking to fatten up before Anna Kournikova joins The Biggest Loser and want to do so for free, email Taste of the Nation LA to volunteer. And before you set off a poop bomb on your neighbor, protect your family with a will from LegalZoom (your neighbor WILL retaliate).

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

If you were to die tomorrow, how would you spend today? Would you fight for the freedom of others? Would you celebrate with your closest, most famous friends? Would you throw a party? Would Jenna Elfman be invited? These are the tough, soul searching questions that Drew, Liz, and Erin get to the bottom of this week on Glitter in the Garbage. Whatever you decide, make it good! Don’t waste it watching Oprah or Anderson Cooper or (God forbid) Ron White.

We’re back this week with Matt Belknap. While he discussed the origins of AST and Never Not Funny last week, we learn this week about the growth of podcasting since his involvement. The ever divisive issue of podcast monetization comes up and Matt and Jeff discuss some of the more basic elements of building a show. Pay close attention to the announcements to hear about the special features you can anticipate on version 2.0 of the Earwolf website.