Beverly recounts a recent trip to Planned Parenthood, and the ladies talk to Weeds star Justin Kirk about promiscuity, whether or not all vampires are r****ts, and why he won’t hire a midget.

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

It took us long enough, but we finally have Earwolf hosts on The Wolf Den! Those hosts are Randy and Jason Sklar of Sklarbro Country, our sports-themed comedy show that comes out every Friday. You might underestimate their awareness of download numbers and Twitter follower count, but as you’ll learn, these guys put a lot of time and effort into their show (sometimes to the detriment of their personal lives). Learn why they love doing Sklarbro Country, even when it affects their travel plans, job offers, and patience. You’ll also learn how Chris Cox (Tiger Woods, Jerry Jones, Sam Elliott, etc) got involved and why we all love him so much. Leave your shouts of “HENDERSON!” in the forum thread for this episode!

Before you leave your house this morning, ready to conquer the world and achieve all your goals and dreams, listen to the story of Bob’s mustache surgery and the unexpected passion it awarded him.

Our good friend James Adomian is moving to New York City without us! So as he shuffles off to Broadway, we will bid him farewell with a true Hollywood-style Glitter in the Garbage sendoff. The show is star-studded with famous faces like Neil Patrick Harris, Kyle Dunnigan, Rachel Maddow, Kevin Berntson, and fashion designer Bijan. Drew pulls out all the stops for James, even when it means confronting his weird neighbor or watching Priscilla Queen of the Dessert. We’ll miss you James! Call us so we know you got there safe, okay?

It’s summahtime and the livin’ is easy! That’s because we’ve got Oscar nominee Aimee Mann in studio and not even terrible L.A. traffic can stop this show from happening! Aimee dishes on music based reality T.V. and pervy bus drivers with the Billboard Digital Album chart, and with the movie chart we explore the songwriting possibilities of Four Loko plus penguins. In honor of our penguin friends at the box office, Hermes the Chart Goose drops by to get Aimee talking about her visit with the Obama family and her love of boxing. Hear Howard’s summah gum choice and get an explanation of Green Lantern from Kulap this week on Who Charted?!

Inspired by a trip to the local book store, Bob would like to share with you all some profundity he encountered where he least expected it: In literature!

What is better than one Crank film? TWO CRANK FILMS! Our movie for the week is Crank 2: High Voltage which is so adrenaline-fueled and insane that we have to ask: How could they possibly continue this franchise? Send us your ideas for Crank 3 here and on Facebook and we’ll read our favorites on air!

Bob brings out his inner Freud this week to talk about our inner child and his or her inner ill-equipped relative stuck taking care of him or her.

How did the human race come about? It’s a hilarious riddle, we know, but it is also the topic of much debate. Whether you call it evolution, survival of the fittest, or natural selection we are here to talk about it with Dr. Martin Cohen from California State University Northridge. Hear the gang wax poetic over the important scientific conundrums of ugly people’s existence and the embarrassing nature of pooping. And just for good measure, we threw an Emo Philips joke in to keep the comedy alive.

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

This is a show for lovers of Hollywood, pizza, marijuana, and plane breaks. Our guest this week is Andy Samberg from The Lonely Island and Saturday Night Live who gives us the inside scoop on creating a record and working with talents like Justin Timberlake and Lady Gaga. There is an unfortunate appearance by Scott’s weed guy Bro, but we make up for it with a great game of Would You Rather and the first Comedy Bang Bang semi-prank call. And yes, there are plane breaks.

Are you ready to NOT listen to another episode of The Apple Sisters? Just kidding; It’s opposite day! On this week’s episode you WON’T hear the girls talk about their journey from New York to Los Angeles, and they DO NOT answer any questions from the Mail Room. If you wanted to hear a word from our sponsors you are out of luck! Please don’t subscribe on iTunes, comment on the Earwolf forums, or tell your friends. OPPOSITE DAY!

Would you like to be as empowered and self-aware as Bob Ducca? Here is just a brief list of some of the self-help books that have brought happiness into the life of our favorite ex-step father.

Actor, best known (currently) for portraying the role of Oscar Martinez on NBC’s “The Office” chats with Kevin Pollak!

She is a person (with a critics’ choice award nomination for her role in Cougar Town!) in the public crowd who needs gates and he is a person with a voice so glorious it deserves it’s own blazer podcast. BUSY PHILIPPS and MARC EVAN JACKSON, cast members of TLP’s new favorite live show, The Thrilling Adventure Hour, came over and kept Elizabeth and Psychic Andy laughing for the entire hour. Psychopaths, marriage, and DVR lists are discussed! Enjoy.

Eardrop is the 100-calorie pack of Earwolf. It’s just as deliciously hilarious as our other shows, but in a convenient travel size!

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

Like the streets of Vancouver after the Stanley Cup finals, Sklarbro Country is here to riot! And who better to lead us in revelry than Jordan Rubin and Jerry Jones? Jordan talks about writing the opening film for this year’s Oscars, a skill he honed on shows like Crank Yankers and exhibits daily in his hilarious tweets. He and the Sklars recount favorite jokes and parties before a killer round of quick hits featuring everyone’s favorite athlete: The Octomom! Jerry Jones represents for Dallas after their impressive showing at the NBA Finals and gives us a first look at his plans for Dallas athletics domination. Check your meat for inhalers and save the blunts for home, because it’s time for Sklarbro Country!

Do you ever feel like everyone is staring at you? This is a feeling Bob is well acquainted with, and he’s here to help you overcome your insecurities and get right back on that bus!

Now that the dust has settled and we’ve all taken a few naps, we’re ready to discuss Earwolf 2.0! The bulk of the Earwolf team is in the studio with The Plop List’s Joel Mandelkorn to talk through the new Earwolf: What we’re proud of, what we want to improve, and our plans for the future. Take this opportunity to get acquainted with the Earwolf staff and explore Earwolf beyond what you’ve seen so far. Let us know what you think in the forums!

Drew loves Ambien and Kristin Chenoweth’s Twitter! And poorly groomed teenage girls from Jersey! He loves closeted teachers and camping trips and skinning bears. He and Christen love prom dresses and teeth whitener and illiterate spoiled mothers. Those two and Carrie love auditions and cocaine and being ultra judgmental! All three of them love Target and drag queens and the Moonies. But Drew does not love popcorn and fish.

Most of the podcasts on Earwolf are full of jokes and goof ’em ups, but Bob is here to talk about one of the most serious issues plaguing this country: Bathtub Safety.

Eardrop is a daily uncensored morsel of comedy for our Earwolves to enjoy for five minutes or so a day.

Is there anyone more delightful than Dave “Country” Koechner? A master storyteller, Dave brings magic to Who Charted? this week as he recounts remembrances of Bill Hicks, waxes poetic about his love for his wife, and discusses some of his favorite concert experiences. The music for the week is surprisingly good, as Kulap and Howard count down iTunes alternative songs. Chart Roulette is back, and the summer brings in some fresh films for our movie chart. Grab a piece of your Summah Gum and chew down on Who Charted?!

Sometimes the smallest creatures can teach us the biggest lessons. Today on Affirmation Nation we learn a bit about the feeding rituals of insects and hopefully about ourselves as well.

This week on Professor Blastoff we discuss…..woah…..okay, this is weird. I feel like I’ve written this before!?! About the possible causes of deja vu and how it relates to epilepsy and dementia. Am I alone? They discussed the double perception theory and the history of pie charts. I can’t be the only one who remembers this! You were wearing a cowboy hat! Well, I’m going to head to the neurologist, so while I’m there listen to this episode of Professor Blastoff (if you haven’t already).

Wayne’s World was a successful sketch-turned-movie that satirized the music and mentality of the time with absolute precision. Austin Powers hit the cultural zeitgeist so hard that the quotes and characters remain in public consciousness. The Love Guru is, uh…well, it’s a movie, that’s for sure. Matt Walsh, director of the upcoming film High Road, joins the How Did This Get Made crew (including an internet connected Jason) to discuss how this pro-enlightenment, over-written piece of garbage got made. He even brings our attention to some of the more bizarre reviews the movie received. If you’re curious about the odd casting choices and borderline animal cruelty from this Mike Meyers flop, tune in. Maybe, just maybe, you’ll hear one of your suggested character names!

There are few things in this world more refreshing than Affirmation Nation. One of those things is Coconut Water.

Operator, could you help us place this call? Seriously, it’s 1943 and we can barely comprehend all this newfangled technology! The Apple Sisters are here this week to discuss operation, both of the telephone variety and the way we operate in our daily lives. We’ve got an extra special guest with Tippity Tappity the Tapeworm who teaches us about the digestive system and gives the girls a spectacular song idea. Thanks so much for listening, and tune in your radios to Facebook so you can be part of the weekly Mail Room!