52 weeks. Holy Hell has it really been a year of podcasts? A YEAR!? Indeed it has. Happy Birthday to Us! To celebrate, we pulled off a miracle that we still don’t understand which is to say that we got PATTON (motherfuckin) OSWALT to come on our little show! He is even cooler than you already think he is and he even brought over a signed copy of his new book, Zombie Spaceship Wasteland. We’re of course keeping that copy like the selfish assholes that we are, but we did purchase another copy (with a signed insert) to give to one our our beloved Laimewads – just go to our facebook page HERE, “like” it and leave a comment under this episode post. A random winner will be drawn on Monday, February 7th. Enjoy!

A woman leaves her dream job to stay home with her baby, and then, out of boredom, starts sewing and unwittingly creates a new full-time job for herself.

If you’re going to get nerdy about sports, you must invite the boys of Nerdist! Matt Mira and Chris Hardwick step away from their Doctor Who dvds and Wired magazines to bring their unique perspective on Boston and bowling. We get a little inside baseball about the world of podcasting, and Chris answers the all important question: What happens to those oversized novelty checks athletes get? Tiger Woods stops by to weigh in on the “Tiger Mother” scandal, and to try out some jokes for the first time. Get tickets while you still can for this Sunday’s LIVE Sklarbro Country and possible bear roast, and get legal with it over at Legalzoom.

We’ve got some good news and some bad news this week on Glitter in the Garbage. Bad news is that Drew is a bit under the weather. Good news: This gives Harvey Fierstein a chance to drop by! Drew talks a bit about his past with Chloe Sevigny, and is joined by his friends Alex and James to talk about gay super-villains and John Waters films. Besides that, we have serious political discourse about the racial and sexual climate, a guide to Culver City California, and an appearance from diva extraordinaire Corona Martini! Let us know what you thought of the episode by commenting over at Earwolf!

Where do we start with Old Dogs? Human puppet suits? A cross-eyed Rita Wilson? Sports marketing? Paul, June, and Jason invite Casey Wilson to help sift through the farts and crotch-shots that make up this 87 minute masterpiece. Casey and Paul reenact one of the more subtle, dramatic moments from the film, while Jason crosses the line with his jet-pack criticisms. Listen to see if your tag-line got used, and be sure to check us out on Facebook!

If you’re listening to Who Charted? say YEAH! Chris Fairbanks (friend of Danny Glover, and Davy Crockett) takes a break from Fuel TV’s The Daily Habit to rock some charts with Howard and Kulap. They talk about iTunes top selling tracks (or more accurately, how much better 90’s hip-hop was), movies, and play the first ever round of Chart Darts. Kulap gets meta about Howard’s interview style, Howard once again hints at his romantic past, and Chris goes in depth about orthodontia. Be sure to pick up Ho Cal from the Earwolf Store, and catch us again next week on Who Charted?!

Lovers of spoken-word poetry and vokka rejoice! Harris Wittels once again has his dream of an hour-long phone corner dashed by craft-services coordinator and pudding aficionado Fabrice Fabrice. No disrespect, but Bobby Bottleservice comes by and relieves Fabrice of his interrupting-and-mocking duties with important info about upcoming events and his relationship with his mother. Jukebox Jury is back, and somehow overwhelmingly positive. Listen through the very end to hear Engineer Doug’s opus based on last week’s episode, Steak Shake, available from the Earwolf Store. Keep leaving your catchphrase suggestions, and go vote on the What’s Up Hot Dog Poll.

Guys, you may think that stand up comedian KUMAIL NANJIANI is a hilariously funny, handsome fellow, and you would be correct. But what you probably don’t know is that he also has the secret cures to Cancer, Aids, and not having fun. Listen here for all the answers! Enjoy.

If you’re not a fan of Dave Koechner yet, you will be after this episode of Sklarbro Country. Dave talks very sincerely (yet still hilariously) about fatherhood, building a rapport with Will Ferrell, and the importance of loving one’s self. Resident Fantasy Expert Jesse Thorn makes his second appearance to talk Rococo, Baroque, and of course, Victorian furniture. Be sure to see Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest where our mascot may or may not be giving lap dances. Take time to visit our new sponsor Legal Zoom. Lastly, visit Earwolf to hear some bonus material from before we started recording. Zoom!

Is everyone ready for our third movie? For all you Netflix users, we’ve picked Old Dogs, quite possibly the WORST Robin Williams vehicle to grace Netflix Instant Watch. Enjoy it and send us YOUR original slogan ideas at HowDidThisGetMade@Earwolf.com.

A newborn turns blue, is rushed to the NICU, and his parents deal with going home while the baby remains in the hospital, hooked up to machines.

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What do video stores and the Manson Family have in common? If you’re Drew Droege, more than you can imagine! He recounts his VHS nostalgia this week with the help of guests Melanie and Jackie. They discuss the Mark Twain controversy, give us some great snack ideas courtesy of Food Network, and usher in the return of “The Actor’s Little Corner.” Our audio engineer is out for the week, but hopefully all the false starts and yelling fits were edited out! Be sure to let us know in the comment section at Earwolf!

Brody Stevens is here for Who Charted? and you will undoubtedly ENJOY IT! He talks with Howard and Kulap about getting laid, cleaning up after his dog, being in the Hangover, why his house stinks, and of course, the charts. They discuss R&B, movies, and play a super fun round of Chart Roulette. If you want to hear Kulap show off her flirtation skills, Howard pronounce “banana”, and Brody play a rockin’ drum solo, this is the Who Charted? for you!

Get your Hollywood insider information this week on Comedy Bang Bang! Matt Braunger and Chris Hardwick take time away from creating their new T.V. pilots to stop by the Earwolf studios. They talk about performing stand-up on television, what goes into making a show, and their first forays into the industry. Scott debuts yet another game with Guess the Misheard Lyrics, and another feature with the WTF? Question of the Week. Matt and Chris play one of the most competitive games of Would You Rather? in show history, leading to a plugs extravaganza that has to be heard to be believed! Subscribe to Mike Detective to follow the rest of his story, and pick up Droppin’ Wallets in the Earwolf Store.

Writing/Acting/Directing power couple Paul Dooley and Winnie Holzman join Kevin!

What a treat! The Apple Sister’s KIMMY GATEWOOD is hilarious and adorable but mostly she’s just a ginormous ray of sunshine! Even mention of Elizabeth’s butt mouth cannot tarnish her golden shine! Enjoy.

Who wants to watch Mike Tyson race pigeons when you can listen to Sklarbro Country? Randy and Jason welcome Kyle Brandt (from The Real World) and Jason Stewart (from Call Me: The Rise and Fall of Heidi Fleiss) to talk about working on The Jim Rome Show. They air out their listener grievances, attest to the accuracy of Big Fan, and help us make the connection between LeBron James and Bob Dylan. The golden voice himself Ted Williams joins The Sklars to discuss the ways he (and his beautiful girlfriend Leighton Meester) have been blessed. And while we don’t have naked pictures of Steffi Graf for you, we DO have tickets to Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest, and the chance to win an iPad over at Prediculous!

Ding Ding Ding! It’s a new week on Glitter in the Garbage and time to talk about glory holes and My Strange Addiction! Drew shares memories of his late friend James, and brings in his friends Beth and J.C. to talk about the empowering programming of TLC. In the meantime: Learn about tablescaping, pageant parents, what it takes to be a young comedian, and how YOU can learn all of Criss Angel’s most famous tricks! Now eat some toilet paper, watch some Baxter Birney, and join us next week on Glitter in the Garbage!

It’s time to look back at the best music and movies of 2010, with special guest Sarah “Big S” Silverman. Sarah tells us what it’s like to wake up feelin’ like P. Diddy and treats us to a very special performance of Fever. Learn what makes Sarah cry, and how to communicate with George Hamilton in the middle of the night. We have our very first restaurant chart, plus a response song to California Gurls from Dragon Boy Suede and Engineer Doug. Keep leaving your remixes and reviews!

Nic Cage makes his first (but almost definitely not last) appearance on How Did This Get Made with Season of the Witch, a psuedo-religious buddy movie set during the black plague. Chris Hardwick joins the HDTGM crew to experience the inconsistent accents and sub-par CGI that famed director Dominic Sena cultivated in this cinematic gem. They pitch some alternate endings, delve into the subtle differences between witches and demons, and ask the all important question: How many women were killed during the crusades? Keep leaving us your suggestions and tell us what you thought of this chain-mesh disaster!

We’re droppin’ wallets in the Earwolf studio this week! Attractive comedians (and teddy bear enthusiasts) Chelsea Peretti and Nick Thune join Scott for a feature-filled episode of Comedy Bang Bang. With the premiere of Sports Results, the return of Mike Detective, and classic favorites Jukebox Jury and What Am I Thinking?, we get to learn about Nick’s brand loyalty, Chelsea’s middle school lunch lady, and, of course, fucking. Plus, the story that LITERALLY brought Scott to giggles once when he was drunk! Keep leaving your catchphrase suggestions and while you’re online, might as well submit an iTunes review.

Stephen Root on KPCS!

He’s cute. He’s funny. He’s smart. and guys? He’s CANADIAN!!! oh yeah, and THOMAS MIDDLEDITCH is also insanely talented – in UCB’S Baby Wants Candy, and as the star of Splinterheads! Happy 2011. Enjoy.

You’ve waited patiently and after much deliberation, a second movie has been chosen! It’s the new medieval thriller Season of the Witch! Go get your ticket now so you’ll be ready next week to discuss this disaster from Nic Cage. See you then!

It’s time for the Sklarbro Country Year in Review episode! Randy and Jason talk through the biggest events…of 2011. Then they go back and look at 2010 with the help of Jerry Jones, Tiger Woods, Racist Vin Scully, Snoop Dogg, Sam Elliot, and Owen Wilson! Plus an update on the Bruce Jenner saga, and some very important news from the world of darts. Be sure to see Sklarbro Country LIVE at SF Sketchfest, and join Prediculous while you’ve still got a chance! If you have a second, check out the video of a Sklardinal attracted to the dulcet tones of Randy and Jason.

If your New Year’s resolution is to enjoy more fabulous sketch comedy, you’ve come to the right place! Drew and friends Mikey and Amy grant us insight into directory assistance operators, focus groups drama queens, new age friendships and more! Learn Drew’s resolutions, and get to know Mikey and Amy through their past drug experiences and television habits. Be sure to comment and let us know what YOUR resolutions are, and join us next week on Glitter in the Garbage!

It’s a new year on Who Charted? and we finally have a guest who knows what we’re talking about! Comedian Jason Nash gives actual legitimate feedback regarding the top country music singles and family-friendly Redbox rentals of the week. The Wild Card Chart is made up of listeners most uncomfortable Holiday moments, which gives Kulap a forum to air her Fleshlight questions. Thanks for listening and, as always, leave your comments and dubstep remixes on Earwolf!

It’s 2011, and you’re listening to “Mike Detective” with Rob Huebel! Also, before and after that you are listening to Comedy Bang Bang: The Podcast with Scott Aukerman, Patton Oswalt and the aforementioned Mr. Huebel. The gang somberly and respectfully discusses the great phosphorous attack of 2010 before launching into hilarious comedy bits like our newest feature: Alive or Dead. It wouldn’t be a Patton Oswalt episode without Star Wars talk, and it would be a shame to have Huebel on without discussing prostate cancer prevention or letting him show off his brilliant foley work. Thanks for listening, and be sure to leave us comments with your catchphrase suggestions and applause videos.

Randy and Jason throw down some mad sledge this week on Sklarbro Country! T.J. Miller graces the calming shores primarily as a note-taker, but fortunately he finds time to tell us about his journey to Hollywood and to share one of his favorite jokes. The Sklars are back to sklarbitration, this week helping Diego Maradona with his drug accusations. And for those who have been worried, Bruce Jenner calls in to give us an update on his living situation. There’s still time to join Prediculous, and to pick up a Sklarbro Country shirt to start your new year right!

Happy New Year! We saved an awesome one for last of 2010 – even though it’s a few weeks late, we know you’ll enjoy it because it’s with our special guest, stand up comedian SHANNON HATCH! She’s funny, she’s into cheez-its and guys? she’s a total slut (evidence: her twitter name is cheezitslut. So there.) As if that weren’t enough, she also tells one of the best rancid meat stories we’ve heard. EVER! Enjoy.