Best Friends
with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata
July 13, 2021
Nicole is too supple for a hysterectomy! Nicole and Sasheer talk BBLs, that song that goes “doof doof doof doof”” (Touch It by Busta Rhymes), Sasheer’ future wedding look, and how much they love Megan Thee Stallion. They take a quiz to learn what kind of best friend they are and explore Nicole’s love of doors. And then, wrap it up by answering listener questions asking how to talk to friends about dating safely, and how to support and have fun with a friend about to have a baby.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
July 6, 2021
This week we dive right in with learning the difference between juice and smoothie! Nicole shares a new fave Slut Vegan, we cover hotel workers giving out toilet paper, Nicole’s discussed her bounty from the earth, and we receive what is HOPEFULLY our final bee update! Stuff started slipping right out of Nicole’s head, so she talked about her dog Clyde running on stage during her show, and they take a quiz where you make a pizza and it tells you how many kids you should have. Finally, they have a listener call responding to last week’s conversation about kids clothes, and answer a listener question about a friend who is TOO horny.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
June 29, 2021
Nicole starts the show by reading Sasheer’s tarot cards, and the results are INTENSE! But also promising! Sasheer then reads Nicole’s – which were mainly upside down and all about career. She wants to know about love! The share times the cards have been meaningful to them, discuss Sasheer’s upcoming move to Atlanta, and then dive back into questioning the Gregorian calendar. Nicole invents new numbers, and they rename teeth food bones. They take a quiz to see what decade they belong in, and answer listener questions dealing with a friend’s ex-husband, and losing friends when getting sober.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
June 22, 2021
Nicole and Sasheer are very excited about Lindsay Lohan’s return to acting. They criticize late night televisions’ treatment of women, consider which bosses they would have sex with (a la’ Monica Lewinsky and Bill Clinton), and discuss the work Nicole would do to get a dang job. Sasheer gives us a bee update, they share airplane horror stories and unpack how airlines treat people with disabilities, discover what DNA is, discuss overpopulation and how they are helping solve it, and go over Nicole’s favorite baby names. They wrap things up by answering a listener question on what to do when your boyfriend doesn’t believe in white privilege, and getting an explanation on how the game Survivor works.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
June 15, 2021
After breaking up with her second bee-remover, Sasheer is befriending TikTok star Erika Thompson to solve her continuing bee trouble. Nicole shares about her unfortunate run-ins with the local wildlife, and they discuss silverfish and how gross they are, their upcoming trip to the Florida Keys, and Nicole’s decision to wake up earlier. They answer listener questions about how to deal with seeing a questionable best friend for the first time in a while, being ignored by friends/pressured to join the LGBTQ+ community, and how to share friends after a divorce.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
June 8, 2021
Nicole got used to the new-normal, and doesn’t want another change. They then discuss the difference between Young Sheldon and The Good Doctor, explore bad memories from elementary school, wonder why you can’t eat in the grocery store, question the announcement that some airlines might start weighing people before a flight, and reminisce over travel woes before they both hit the road again. They end the episode taking a quiz to see which Disney Princess would be their best friend.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
June 1, 2021
Sasheer found a hair in her food and wants her man to never order from that spot again. Nicole has dinosaurs on the brain after discovering we don’t know exactly what they look like while Sasheer shares the fascinating link between birds and dinosaurs. Nicole shares her love of Steve Harvey and they both see if they can name all of the Kings and Queens of Comedy. Plus, they take a quiz figuring out the Marvel duo that best represents their friendship and give great advice to a listener navigating the tricky relationship boundaries between a sibling and an ex-friend.
May 25, 2021
Nicole lost her phone again, and she and Sasheer spend time remembering all the other times Nicole has lost her phone. Nicole talks about her never-ending love of crocs, they discuss the need for wage increase, and Nicole tells a creepy story from her past babysitting days. Sasheer also shares her desire to make a commercial for chairs, and her excitement to stay in after she receives her second shot. They read a listicle about 17 surprising celeb friendships, Nicole recaps Interview with a Vampire, and they answer a listener question about where to get cute curtains, and Kimmie on the Keys wants to know how to find estate sales!
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
May 18, 2021
When does spring start again? This week Nicole & Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s closet frustrations, Kim Kardashian’s insane fridge, their favorite Masked Singer performance, thirteen different kinds of melon, and why The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants was NOT true. Then, they answer listener questions about an ex’s new girlfriend and making a podcast with a friend when the friend is much more invested.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
May 11, 2021
That’s right! This is the 100th episode of Best Friends with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata – your favorite FRIENDS recap podcast. This week Nicole & Sasheer recap episode three in the fifth season of Friends: The One Hundredth. In this episode, Phoebe gives birth to the triplets, Chandler and Monica take the relationship to the next level, and Joey gives birth to kidney stones and makes a very inappropriate home movie! Nicole & Sasheer talk about the fashion, do a quiz to find out which Friends ex they would date, and answer listener questions on who they would Marry Bop Kill from the friends cast, as well as if they would ever be a surrogate. It’s just another typical Best Friends episode!
May 4, 2021
This week, we get an update on Sasheer’s bee situation, and Nicole gets scared by John’s gentle offer for “more coffee.” We discuss the best kinds of ice to eat, bad tattoo experiences, and deep dive into Dhar Mann. Nicole suggests a way to solve racism, and they answer listener questions about how to feel connected in a workplace where everyone is very different from you, a listener who also pranks loved ones, and more.
Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at:
(424) 645-7003
April 27, 2021
This week, we are releasing an episode of our exclusive Stitcher Premium series – Best Friends Friends! On this episode, Nicole & Sasheer are joined by friend Naomi Ekperigin! They discuss the wild heat and power outages, their dogs’ previous owners, going back to work on set, Naomi’s Cameo pep talks, overcrowded Wahlburgers, Nicole intentionally forgetting people, and answered a question from a listener on when to step in when a friend cheats on their partner. If you enjoy this episode, check out the rest of Best Friends Friends, only on Stitcher Premium!
April 20, 2021
Nicole and Sasheer DO have a theme song and you’ll hear it in today’s intro. They also discuss Nicole sending creepy things to her sister, the shelf life of ranch dressing, pondering where Nicole’s boyfriend is, vision boards, the Olson sisters and the Olson Twins album, Raven Symoné, and how many people you know in your city. Then they take the quiz Answer Three Questions and We’ll Give You A Signature Catchphrase. And for the grand finale, they give advice to your questions about productivity, and A CULT infiltrating the workplace. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
April 13, 2021
Hi Friend, how are ya? Nicole and Sasheer are here to discuss Nicole’s neon pussy sign, not having a TV in your bedroom, Sasheer’s trash becoming another man’s treasure, how African bees got to North America, Sasheer’s hive trouble, Nicole’s tripping story, Sasheer’s a network diva (watch Home Economics on ABC!), and Mark Suckabug. Then they take the “quizziepoo” What Kind of Sexual Energy Do You Have? And they answer your questions about how to make friends with your partner’s friend’s partner and how to break up with a friend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
April 6, 2021
OOOOH WOW! Sometimes a noise denotes a beginning, and sometimes a noise is just a noise – today it’s a beginning and Nicole and Sasheer are ready to talk about all things coasters, closets, home improvement, HGTV, Nate & Jeremiah: Save My House, Tiny House Nation, how gorilla glue saves lives, airline stories, and Biscoff cookies. Then they take the quiz What Reality Show You’re Perfect For Based On Your Personality. And finally, they debunk Karen Carpenter myths, and Jordan’s dad, George, pops by to explain how cable TV works! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
