Best Friends
with Nicole Byer & Sasheer Zamata
March 23, 2021
Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to see how good in bed they are, and answer listener questions about long-distance friendship, setting boundaries, bad titties, and more!
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March 16, 2021
Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch’s Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccines, laughing at sea ducks, Nicole’s new wig, VHS rewinders, cutting American Girl Doll’s hair, terrorizing people, how much water you should drink, and TikTok videos gone wrong. Then, they take the quiz Prepare An Outfit and We Will Tell You What Kind Of People You Hate. And, they answer your questions about how to handle a friend who goes MIA when they start dating someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
March 9, 2021
Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole’s merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole’s sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and WandaVision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
March 2, 2021
This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the call sheet! Nicole and Sasheer also discuss Nicole’s beef with wallpaper tutorials, Sasheer’s fervent stance on tv mounting, Nicole’s house growing up, all things interior design, and lizards named Randal. Then they take the quiz, We Know What Disney Princess You are Based on Your Apartment Aesthetic. And finally, they answer your questions with advice on letting your friendship evolve, and letting yourself off the hook if you don’t want to hang out. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
February 23, 2021
After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer’s new HOUSE, jewelry updates, thoughts on normalizing masks, missing quitting comedy every week, The Magic Castle, corn on the cob eating techniques, and crying when you discover something. Then they take the quiz These Would You Rather Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get. And, as always, they answer your questions. This week, Nicole and Sasheer give advice on roommates, self-care, and offering to be sad with someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
February 16, 2021
Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole’s grandma, kid film, kid tweets, consequences of having kids, Hattie McDaniel and Beulah (or Beluga according to Nicole), doing one more step, learning classic comedy bits and comedy evolution, Solstice Intimates jeans, Nicole’s sewing plan, a human sized tote bag for Sasheer, and Nicole doesn’t know how tall she is. Then they (along with Kimmie on the Keys) give advice to your questions about how to get more information before you end a friendship, space lasers, and sex advice! Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
February 9, 2021
On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer’s new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be better in March, breathing in your homie and a PSA to “Pour One Out for Him, Don’t Breathe Him In”, Robinhood on reddit, the beginning of the class war, finding good vacations, and a check-in with engineer Jordan’s upcoming album and Kimmie on the keys’ dumplings! Then they take the quizziepoo Build a Pizza and We Will Tell You What Celeb You Will Marry And Then Divorce. Plus, your questions are answered as Nicole and Sasheer take on body positivity and grief. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
February 2, 2021
This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole’s month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answered about other people’s feelings, physics, why we make flammable things (thanks to an assist from a listener), why there are spanish style homes (thanks to Kimmie on the keys) and who Nicole and Sasheer were in a past life. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
January 26, 2021
Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer’s potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala’s wrong photo, Beyonce’s day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole’s dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole’s glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. Then they answer your questions! This week they give advice on being friends with exes and giving room for people to grow, letting your friends know when you can’t handle a conversation, and how to know you’re going to be best friends. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
January 19, 2021
It’s January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren’t for Nicole, new episodes of Intervention, playing defense in the war on drugs, The Jinx, parrot wallpaper, clean walls, old apartments, how easy it was to track the insurrection, and Nicole’s continued bra dilemma. Then they take the quiz Live A Day in 2020 and We’ll Tell You Where You’ll Be in 20 Years. And as always, your questions are answered. This week Nicole and Sasheer give advice on hanging out with friends and how to navigate a friend’s controlling partner. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
January 12, 2021
It’s 2021 and it’s Nicole’s YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into the swing of things, kind doctors and quitting smoking, trying to remember why Nicole put her hands in people’s faces and what she’ll do with her hands once we quits smoking, Sasheer’s lack of vices and her “quit smoking” recital, being friends with friends’ parents, favorite (and gross) recipes from childhood, and Nicole’s unsettling doorbell. Then they take the quiz “Eat A Food Of Every Color And We’ll Tell You What Tattoo To Get.” And finally they give advice on how to give honest feedback about your therapy sessions and/or break up with your therapist, and how to navigate and respect people’s faith. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
January 5, 2021
Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn’t happen. They also discuss Nicole’s new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan’s fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz Which Disney Princess Are You Based on Food Preferences? And finally, they answer your questions! This week Nicole and Sasheer give advice on dating your friends’ exes, whether you’re obligated to invite people, and whether a laughing game is fun. (Spoiler, it is.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
December 29, 2020
WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole’s broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole’s sister, Sasheer’s trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole’s home renovations. Then they take the quiz What 90’s Style Would Suit You Best, and of course answer your questions! This week they follow-up on a previous question of a mysterious boyfriend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
December 22, 2020
Oh hello over there! It’s so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer’s new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up, Real Housewives Salt Lake City, preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan, and Bridalplasty. Then they answer YOUR questions, this week they give advice about judgemental trashy friends. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com
December 15, 2020
Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants’ covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week’s voicemail comes from a truly wonderful no-a-kid 14-year-old that both Nicole and Sasheer want to be friends with. The gals give advice about what is and isn’t bullying (being verbally mean IS bullying), how to find like-minded friends (search hashtags) and how to dump not-friends (stop hanging out with them.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com