The Teachers discuss player-mascots, a telegram from Bill and Todd’s new relationship. Later, Hamilton Middle School student Luke Krakoski (Kimia Behpoornia) stops by to learn a little bit about going to Hamilton High.

The Teachers discuss Howard filling in as basketball coach and their new addiction. Later, Brock Brostein (Rob Huebel) stops by to discuss his speech at the school assembly about drinking and driving.

The Teachers discuss Howard accidentally calling the vice principal mom, Theatre Pass and Bill considers taking a big next step to get the word out on Beef Diaper.

The Teachers discuss Todd’s phone calls, Howard being benched in life and Bill’s Shark Tank pitch. Later, parent Mr. DeLorean stops by to talk about his daughter’s bullying at school and home.

The Teachers discuss Bill’s new invention, Howard’s dating life and Sam’s rock climbing experience. Later, student Marigold Praxyamakhoun (Kulap Vilaysack) stops by to talk about her journey of becoming a famous popstar.

The Teachers discuss Sam’s special “You Might Be a Soy Boy,” The Jannys and getting on dating apps. Later, conflict mediation club director Ms. Zig (Amanda Lund) stops by to help The Teachers work through their issues.

The Teachers break down Bill’s platform for the upcoming basketball coach election. Later, parent Mrs. Glass (Rekha Shankar) confronts The Teachers about allegedly kidnapping her son from 8 to 4 pm every day.

The Teachers discuss Todd’s experience with the IRS and being on Titanic 2. Later, morning radio student DJs TikTok and The Wiz (Zach Reino and Jessica McKenna) stop by to talk shop with The Teachers.

The Teachers discuss Bill’s new relationship and Todd’s big announcement. Later, Hamilton’s security guard Tannis Glassmore (Ayo Edebiri) stops by to talk about filming viral videos and dating a Saturday Night Live cast member.

The Teachers discuss their new podcasts and listen to Bill’s guided meditation episode. Later, substitute math teacher Gloria Daniels stops by to talk about scampi and being on So You Think You Can Dance.

The Teachers discuss their New Year’s resolutions, middle finger techniques and Uncut Jims. Later, New Year’s baby Wanda (Jamie Denbo) stops by to share how she’s improved parties for 80 years.

The Teachers discuss South Pole Santa, Christmas traditions and their charity work this holiday season. Later, parent Tammy Pinkerton (Laci Mosley) stops by to talk about what may or may not be a pyramid scheme.

The Preachers return to discuss the biggest building in our Milky Way and how the Lord continues to work in mysterious ways. Later, they welcome sinner Dusty (Demi Adejuyigbe) to the show for their famous segment Like a Conversion.

The Teachers discuss Todd’s audition for a dating show and Sam’s big Black Friday haul. Later, student Braden (Mary Sasson) spends part of his detention with The Teachers to learn a few lessons. 

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The Teachers discuss Howard’s lazy TV pixelation and Todd accidentally plays a very important tape. Later, American history teacher Howard Chico (Oscar Montoya) stops by to talk about being very tall and shares his audition for Smart Car. 

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