Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

July 20, 2017

Casey and Danielle are home from their whirlwind world tour (of 4 cities on the east coast) and joined by one of their closest, funniest friends Andrea Savage (I’m Sorry, Hotwives of Orlando) to discuss Luann’s drunken fall…and follow-up drunker fall. They discuss the toilet in the middle of Shannon’s marriage and and new cast member Peggy and her house full of cars and Bump-it’s. This episode is more on fire than Ramona’s burnt face!

This episode is brought to you by Casper Mattresses (www.casper.com/HOUSEWIVES).

July 17, 2017

It’s Bitch Sesh live from Washington DC where we have the most powerful man in town as our guest…Casey’s Dad, Paul. They talk Skinny Girl snowboards, Quinoa sadness and a revolutionary new story line. Plus, Casey and Paul perform a piece titled Monster Daughter not to be missed. 

This episode is brought to you by Rent the Runway (www.renttherunway.com/unlimited code: HOUSEWIVES).

June 29, 2017

Danielle and Casey are joined by stylist to the stars, fan favorite and critic of metallic shoes Clare Mukherjee to talk the many substance abuses of Southern Charm and the hot sweaty dry-cleaner sex of Real Housewives of New York. Plus Clare dreams of a Tinsley makeover that could change lives and lift spirits.

This episode is brought to you by Texture (www.texture.com/housewives) and Better Help (www.betterhelp.com/housewives).

June 23, 2017

Casey and Danielle are live from Largo with TWO amazing guests. First, Vanessa Bayer (Saturday night live) sits down to ask some tough questions about Ramona’s high ponytail , then Jessica St. Clair (Playing House) returns to the podcast to answer for some prior harsh critiques she made about Casey and Danielle.

There will be singing, there will be acting, and there will be lots of speculation about Sonja’s sobriety and bold lip color. 

This episode is brought to you by Better Help (www.betterhelp.com/housewives) and Rent the Runway (www.renttherunway.com/unlimited code: HOUSEWIVES).

June 15, 2017

Casey and Danielle are joined by the utter delight that is Margee Magee. They discuss the loneliness that radiates under and throughout every RHONY scene this week and the alcohol that permeates every scene of Southern Charm. The girls are distressed that Luanne’s wedding isn’t its own special and Danielle asks listeners to take a VERY important pledge.

This episode is brought to you by Better Help (www.betterhelp.com/housewives), Dailylook (www.dailylook.com/elite code: HOUSEWIVES), and Nudu (www.nudu.com/housewives).

June 8, 2017

Bryan Safi (Throwing Shade) is back with Casey and Danielle and he deconstructs the new OC trailer with the eye of a surgeon and the heart of a true housewives connoisseur. They also take on PART FOUR of The Berkshires and break it all down, much like Ramona broke down all the wall sconces in her room.

All that plus a new theory on the Caitlyn Jenner/Kris Jenner feud and a thought about Tom that shakes Danielle to her core!

This episode is brought to you by Better Help (www.betterhelp.com/housewives), PreHeels (www.preheels.com code: Bitch Sesh), Texture (www.texture.com/housewives), and Dailylook (www.dailylook.com/elite).

June 1, 2017

Casey and Danielle are back in the nook and Casey is off caffeine and surly as hell. Danielle gives us an important update on her downstairs hair and the girls dive into part 1 and 2 of the Berkshires trilogy. It may be May in Los Angeles but it’s Christmas in the Berkshires!!!!!! 

This episode is brought to you by SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), PreHeels (www.preheels.com code: Bitch Sesh), and Dailylook (www.dailylook.com/elite).

May 22, 2017

Casey and Danielle are live from vulture fest in New York City with very special corespondent Brian J. Moylan (who does the Housewives recaps for NYMag) and appearances by Meg Allan Cole and Nicole Shabti. We discuss brown and yellow ice, Southerns fading Charm and how no matter what happens we must remember to TOUCH IT UP!!!! Plus, Busy Phillips calls in for a very special epilogue!

This episode is brought to you by SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES code: HOUSEWIVES).

May 4, 2017

With the gathering of the storm toward the record FOURTH part of the Atlanta reunion approaching Casey and Danielle are joined by friend and Kardashian PodKaster Tricia Mcalpin (Brooklyn 99) to discuss Porsha’s bombshell about Phaedra and whether working for dish nation is true journalism, They talk Adam’s turtleneck, T Rav’s Khakis and Ramona’s rude breasts, plus Tricia ships a new couple that changes everything!!!

This episode is brought to you by Paula’s Choice (www.paulaschoice.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

April 28, 2017

Live from Largo in Los Angeles with special guest Lauren Lapkus, Casey and Danielle get at the most important question of the ages, “which house-husband can f*ck?” The Ladies perform a One Act play that will be winning awards for years to come and Lauren confesses a love for the (ex) Countess that no one thought was possible

Plus plenty of Boots on the Ground and another bunny bites the dust. 

This episode is brought to you by Halo Top (www.halotop.com), Paula’s Choice (www.paulaschoice.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Texture (www.texture.com/housewives), Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

April 19, 2017

Casey and Danielle are back and are joined in the nook by the incomparable Jessica Chaffin. They deep dive into reunion looks, Casey’s new crush and of course… sweet Hucksley’s bunny. This entire episode could have been (and maybe should have been) solely  about that bunny. RIP.

This episode is brought to you by 2 Dope Queens, Halo Top (www.halotop.com), Lyft (www.lyft.com/housewives), Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

April 7, 2017

Danielle and Casey never thought they would ever feel exhausted by Housewives content…but, alas the day has come. With four cities in play and a Southern Charm premiere to discuss when will the girls have time to do the things that really matter- like finish Big Little Lies?!?! SPOILER ALERT: They made time!!!! 

This episode is brought to you by Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Spotify (www.spotify.com/dopequeens), Texture (www.texture.com/housewives), Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Le Tote (www.letote.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

March 29, 2017

On Today’s episode Danielle has to once again see herself through another’s eyes while Casey gets her eyes on Sweet Home Oklahoma. The ladies try to process Phaedra’s bodysuit(?)as well as hot dog bun vaginas and PK’s taste in art.

Casey and Danielle also do a dramatic reading of an important new work and Shira Caspe Weiss (The Lighthouse) writes in with a request, no, a demand that people watch “the best housewives franchise you aren’t watching”.

This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Boss Bitch, DirtyLemon (www.dirtylemon.com), and Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES).

March 22, 2017

This week Casey shares some exciting news and Danielle opens up about a painful, ill-gotten injury. The girls discuss Atlanta, Richard Simmons, Big Little Lies and the EXPLOSIVE episode of Beverly Hills that had Danielle feeling for Eileen and Casey calling for Dorit and PK to be publicly lit on fire and burned. The bough finally breaks- and bough = Erika Jayne.

This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Boss Bitch, Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES), and Dirty Lemon (www.dirtylemon.com).

March 15, 2017

On today’s podcast Casey and Danielle are joined by President and Founder of the Real Housewives institute Brian J. Moylan to discuss junk boats and junk humans. They also try to get to the bottom of Phaedras vacation wear and Erica Jaynes expensive hanger ons

Plus Adam Pally leaves a message to discuss his pajama clad appearance on watch what happens live.

This episode is brought to you by Psychic Source (www.psychicsource.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Today Tix (www.todaytix.com code: HOUSEWIVES), Texture (www.texture.com/housewives), and DirtyLemon (www.dirtylemon.com).