Danielle is out of the nook this week w/ fan fave Matt McConkey serving as her co-pilot through some treacherous OC and NYC waters and with them is special guest Jarett Weiselman (Buzzfeed). They sail to a dirty sandbar, find out about Kyle’s low ceilings and talk about that NUTROCIOUS night in orange county.

Casey chimes in from afar with some “boots on the ground” stories involving Andy Warhol and Jesse Spano and Jessica Chaffin gives us some important insight on Jersey and cured meat filled fridges.

This episode is sponsored by Conscious Period, PaintNite.com, Club W, and StaBody.

Casey and Danielle go guest less in the nook and because of the damn Olympics they also go Bravo-less. But not to worry, they watch and re-hash the FIRST episode of Real Housewives of NYC EVER and it’s a walk down (bad) memory lane. They also try Jules’ cleansing tonic, dip their toes into Melbourne and Vancouver and try to find out who put a curse on Casey.

Danielle’s revelation of Kandi Burruss’ yearbook photo brings up some hard truths. Tears are shed and pants are almost shat in. 

This episode is sponsored by PaintNite.com, StaBody, Ring.com, Conscious Period, and the Now Hear This Podcast Festival.

Join Casey and Danielle as they unpack their bags on the Baba Bees and soak up the Miami sun and craziness. Special guest Lindy Jamil Gomez shares her love for Shahs of Sunsets, Asa’s brother and her kaftans. Jessica Chaffin treats us to a breathtaking review of New Jersey and Danielle imagines a world where Ramona goes downtown on Sonja. 

This episode is sponsored by PaintNite.com and StaBody.

Greg Bennett (Real Housewives of New Jersey) joins Casey and Danielle for a LIVE episode of BITCH SESH recorded at the world famous Largo at the Coronet in Los Angeles! They delve into his recent pilgrimage to Andales, his involvement and status with black water, and going to The Posche Fashion Show with Teresa Giudice of RHONJ. There’s hot goss from the lovely audience, a Tipsy Girl taste test, and a special dramatic reading of a classic Real Housewives of New Jersey scene by Jessica St. Clair and Melissa Rauch.

This episode is sponsored by PaintNite.com, Club W, and Adam and Eve.

The hilarious and fashion forward Marcos Luevanos (Telenovela, Life in Pieces) joins Casey and Danielle in the nook to talk about Milania’s home under the couch and what is worthy or unworthy of being called a “Housewife trip”. Also Casey reveals her secret Jersey feelings and Danielle’s house is filled with bath salts. 

And for a bonus treat, Bitch Sesh superstar and staunch Vicky Gunvelson advocate June Diane Raphael chimes in with a voice memo giving us all her thoughts on Vicky’s latest struggles.

This episode is sponsored by PaintNite.com, Texture, Adam and Eve, and Ring.com.

Join Casey “Siggy” Wilson and Danielle “King Kylie” Schneider as they talk Ghostbusters, strippers at a baby shower, Teresa’s homecoming and Sonja’s Butler-IN-LAW. It’s a guestless wild ride and you will also be treated (via Instagram) to Danielle’s baby shower and lip kit looks which…aren’t great. 

This episode is sponsored by Third Love and Now Hear This Festival.

Join Danielle, Casey and very special guest Amy Hartwick as they discuss MILF MONEY, Kylie’s Lip Kit’s, the Southern Charm reunion and RHONY or as Danielle  dubbed it “A Tale of Two Clitties”. Also find out the devastating blow Casey was dealt in paradise. 

This episode is sponsored by Texture and Third Love.

Hilarious housewives fanatic Robin Shorr (Galavant, The Middle) joins Casey and Danielle in the nook. Robin reveals reveals why she thinks cocaine is the silent cast member on RHNY and why communes are the best place to see people having sex outdoors. The ladies also discuss Luanne’s shady, crab ridden past and the sadness that is Coto de Caza insurance. And as a special treat, Casey reviews this weeks RHOC minutes after waking up from an anesthesia induced slumber post root canal.

This episode is sponsored by Ring and Ibotta.

Join Danielle and Casey as they chase the high of Snapchat, discuss the welcome return of Orange County, the grand finale of Southern Charm and the multiple bleeding vageen’s on New York.

This episode is sponsored by Third Love, Ibotta, Texture, and Audible.

Fan fave and dear friend Deanna Cheng (OMFG! podcast) joins Casey and Danielle to dive deep into RHONY this week. Between Jules’ divorce, Yolanda’s premature exit and T-Rav’s dinner party explosion, they have to lot to process. Also, they discuss LuAnn’s unhinged behavior and Bethenny’s bleed out.

This episode is sponsored by Ibotta, Adam and Eve, and Home and Chef.

Friend/fan fave/movie reviewer Matt McConkey joins Danielle in the nook this week where they talk red jumpsuits, bags of poop and Dorinda’s nasty little secret. Matt reads from Kelly Bensimon’s literary debut and Danielle tries to dissect Landon’s mumble-mother profession of love to Shep. Casey also chimes in to tackle last weeks controversial “Hamil-hate” and the anger it has rained down upon her.

This episode is sponsored by Third Love, Ibotta, and Texture.

Casey and Danielle are guest less and fancy free this week! They discuss Danielle’s pilgrimage to the original Alene Too and Tamara’s newfound body building career (maybe NOW a business will succeed?! It’s all we want!) They also never thought they would discuss trout mouth and trout snatch but dreams do come true! 

This episode is sponsored by Ibotta and Third Love.

Fan fave Jessica Chaffin returns to the nook to co-host with Danielle, along with Real Housewives super sleuth Vanessa Reisen (Weeds, Californication) to discuss how dry cleaners are more important than surgeons and why Ramona’s breasts are (in her words) better than a twenty-five years old’s. Danielle also hesitantly joined Linkedin to find out more about Louanne’s ex Rey and Jessica and Vanessa visited make-up artist to the stars Scott Barnes to get Erica Jayne make-overs.

Dannah Phirman (Hotwives of Orlando & Hotwives of Las Vegas) returns to the nook with Casey and Danielle to discuss Sonja’s heatless apartment, Luanne’s juicy vagina and what happens when the promise of pumpkin pancakes is not delivered upon. Also Danielle is forever changed by seeing Beyonce and Casey expertly raps the Shah’s of Sunset theme song. 

This episode is sponsored by Third Love and Texture.

Join Casey and Danielle as they read an email chain gone wrong in a new segment, “The Real Real Housewives Theatre”, discuss their undying love for Page Six and why it’s “rude” to text when someone is talking to a dead person.