Casey and Danielle reach new highs this week and plummet to new lows. In the highs department is FAN FAVORITE guest, the hilarious and gorgeous Ana Ortiz, whose take on Sutton from BH will knock your damn socks off. We introduce an upcoming Celebrity Book Club we hope you will all participate in, wherein the delightful and funny Chelsea Devantez will lead us in unpacking important seminal works such as Jessica Simpson’s book, Open Book (and more). Low’s include Danielle and Casey discussing the nether regions of intimate family members. It’s…very uncomfortable and deeply unsettling. Like Sutton!

In this week’s episode we most importantly want to thank our amazing listeners who raised over $45,500 in donations for the Justice for Breonna Taylor GoFundMe. You guys are amazing and wonderful.

Let’s honor the memory of Breonna Taylor on her birthday. She would be 27 years old on June 4th. Please DONATE to Breonna Taylor’s Go Fund Me, JUSTICE FOR BREONNA TAYLOR.

Casey and Danielle are honored with the talent and humor of EMMY WINNER Dan Bucatinsky, whose knowledge and psychological case studies of the housewives are mind-blowing . Also he’s been out to dinner with Lisa Rinna and Harry Hamlin, need we say more?!!! They discuss schadenfreude, Doctor(?) Daryl, Buca di Beppo Booths and Will Smith’s Ex-Wife.

Plus Casey and Danielle talk about the slightly unnatural ways that are keeping them from losing their minds.  

Danielle and Casey are joined by the beautiful and hilarious Akilah Green who was equally as enchanted by Atlanta’s magnificent Zoomunion and Dorit’s Buca Di Beppo venture. They discuss Bev Hills and Denise’s epic flex and RHONY’s hayride and corn maze from hell. Also WHEN WILL TINSLEY GET HER VOICE BACK? And why does Jax love LIT fitness SO much?? WE HAVE QUESTIONS!!

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Casey and Danielle are back with the hilarious and very opinionated Yassir Lester, who shows us the housewives through new eyes and it ain’t pretty. He also deconstructs what Kyle’s attack on Dorit was truly about and savages the men of Vanderpump Rules .
Plus Casey and Danielle perform a heartbreaking vignette from Real Housewives of New York that is sure to win alllll the awards.

VERY SPECIAL EPISODE: Casey and Danielle are in conversation with iconic mover and shaker, Sonja Tremont Morgan (or as the intern who helped arrange this calls her, Ms. Morgan.) Sonja speaks candidly from the spa retreat she has been accidentally quarantined in about Bethennys departure, the Lisa Vanderump/Brandi/Denise of it all and whether or not she thinks Harry Dubin would break shelter at home orders to have sex with her. She is a goddamn delight and we need her more than ever in these times. 

Sonjas newest fashions can be found at sonjabysonjamorgan.com.

She is also very available at the day spa for cameo’s (and makes legendary ones.) Cameo.com

Joining Casey and Danielle is the Poet Laurette of Jersey City, Mr. Greg Bennett, who has turned a new leaf on Dorit and PK , and their mint-sharing, news cap wearing, money conning ways. They discuss Lu’s awkward flirtations, Leah’s vagina wings and the genius that is shoe repair location knowing Sonja Morgan. 

Two worlds and two shows are finally coming together to form the crossover episode of our dreams. That’s right, BITCH SESH and Danny Pellegrino’s EVERYTHING ICONIC podcast have joined together for one special episode to talk about the rise of Denise Richards, the fall of Vanderpump Rules, a reconsideration of Leah’s bucket hat , and the amazing entrance of one Garcelle Beauvais. A super-sized, super-packed episode that has everything except a ghostly voice-over from Lisa Vanderpump. Stay safe, stay home and goodnight from the lower level. 

Casey and Danielle are fresh off Watch What Happens Live where they guested from their homes alongside living legend Sonja Morgan. Casey has also received an answer to a long forgotten piece of correspondence and they welcome the brilliance that is Paul Scheer (Black Monday! On Showtime!) for his very special plea for Bitch Sesh to start covering Summer House. June Diane stops by and fills everyone in on the odd multi tasking she is doing from her home during the quarantine! Consider donating to DINE11 – meals for those on the front lines which also supports local restaurants and small businesses. Stay safe stay healthy and stay home!

Danielle is joined in the virtual nook by the effervescent, always hilarious Bryan Safi to talk about the premiere of New York Fucking City, the city that never sleeps, or disappoints. In these dark, scary times, we have found a light, and her name is Leah and she is not afraid to fight a cop or start a terrible fashion line. Plus they discuss the rise of Raquel, we shall never doubt this not so dumb diva again. 

Casey and Danielle chat from their respective remote nooks about astrology, if a housewife spitting on another housewife is even news worthy and the Potomac preview. Join them on instagram live following the NYC premiere on April 2nd at 7pmPST / 10pmEST and pretend you don’t notice Casey’s roots and Danielle’s pubes have grown out! Go to Casey’s instagram to watch!! @CaseyRoseWilson 

Today’s episode is a love letter to all our home bound Alene’s, our Alenes out there whose essential jobs mean they have to work, the moms and dads at home with kids homeschooling and losing their minds, anyone living alone, anyone with compromised immunity, anyone who is sick, anyone scared, anyone panicked and anyone looking for a laugh and some relief from our garbage shows and from your garbage hosts! We hope this brings a small ray of comfort. Love you all. Stay safe! 

Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the beautiful and beautifully opinionated, Skye (who has a one word name because she deserves it). They talk the devastation of Ken, JAX AND BRITTNEYS ENDLESS WEDDING and read a Corona Virus statement written by Joe Guidice. Stay safe! 

Enjoy this Corona free LOVE IS BLIND VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. Casey is joined by the delightful Deanna Cheng and lovely Jarrett Wieselman from Netflix who has some insider info on this important national phenom – sweeping the world more than CV! Enough jokes about end of days- stay safe everyone!