This week Casey and Danielle debut the new nook!!! They are graced by angel walking amongst us, Shawnta Valdes, who anoints the nook and prepares it for what it will hear and see. The women talk NY and the de-thawing of pets, Potomac and where all those doves ended up and Bev Hills and Teddy’s most iconic/honest line ever… “I’m so hungry.” 

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Are you feeling Jovani? Danielle is and so is her guest Blair Beeken (The Second City) as they take on an episode of New York that will go down in the annals of history. They discuss Bethenny’s freak out, Sonja’s aversion to sand and what type of sleepwear one wants to be caught in by the police. Plus Casey chimes in with a reading of Tinsley’s sad date monologue . Blair also reveals her past relationship with a Beverly Hills (recurring) cast member and what animals she has no problem eating. 

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Casey and Danielle are joined by the incomparable Deanna Cheng. THEY CANT STOP TALKING ABOUT NY BECAUSE NY IS GIVING US EVERYTHING AND IF YOU DONT AGREE WE DONT KNOW EACH OTHER ANYMORE!!!!! They also delve into Potomac, Bev Hills and Southern Charm. #MomenttoMomentWork

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Casey and Danielle are live w/ Bryan Safi and an audience at the UCB theatre where they all had just watched a wild episode of Real Housewives of New York together . Life IS a cabaret especially between Sonja and her flat iron . Plus they talk Katie and Schwartz’s Diarrhea sex, Karen’s two room mansion and Denise’s thanksgiving with hookers . 

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Casey and Danielle welcome back Thy Lord and Savior, Brian J. Moylan, who graces us with his presence all the way from London! They cover Bev Hills, NY, Potomac and Vanderpump but mainly wonder why Luann is living in a van down by the river. And Brian has a controversial wish for Beverly Hills that we dare not put in writing… for fear.

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Casey and Danielle are guest less in a Studio City nook and Casey has feelings about that. They discuss Beverly Hills and the legend that is Denise Richards, the return of Potomac and the legend that is Gizelle Bryant, Fofty Cent Rules and the horrifying insanity that has the distinguished honor of being the most cringe worthy scene ever to have been filmed in NY. Ever. We love you Bridie! This ones for you.

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Danielle and Casey are joined by incredible actress Katie Kershaw (Ms. Fletcher, The Second City) and they survive not only a life and death experience, but also another Boy George performance. They talk Lala’s hair, Denise’s early morning  sexcapades and the best method for packing an urn of ashes. Plus, Nene sent a man to the hospital and knocked out his tooth and this is the first we are hearing of it?!!!!! We get to the bottom of it allllll.

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BREAKING NEWS! Re: Ken Todd

Casey and Danielle are back in the satellite nook with a guest as overdue as Camille’s firing – the incomparable Paul Scheer. Paul has recently gotten himself in hot water on Twitter with LVP fans around the world for proudly proclaiming himself #TeamTeddy and details their wrath. He has hot takes on NeNe and a blossoming friendship with Erika Jayne – but at the end of the day, he and Casey are ready to live that minivan lyfe!!!!

Casey and Danielle welcome two truly extraordinary guests. Jessica Chaffin is back with unpopular theories about Lisa Vanderpump and Jason Mantzoukas has a pressing question about Ken: Has he passed? Jessica and Jason give a powerful performance of Nene and Porsha’s recent text/Instagram war and Carole is outed in the boot on the ground of the century.

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Danielle is joined by the always refreshing( like Denise Richards) Deanna Cheng and they talk to Atlanta super fan Lyric Lewis (AP Bio) to discuss the gift and mystery that is Marlo Hampton as well as Lyric’s important theory about “belt gate”. 

There are gas-less sidecars , brittle real estate agents and Jerry O’Connell and Rebecca Romijn chime in with a field report from the quickest wedding in the West. 

Esteemed writer and housewives aficionado Roxane Gay honors Casey and Danielle with her presence again on the podcast and gives her thoughts on puppy gate, the sexless lives of the Vanderpump couples and the gift of a Tyler Perry quote. Plus, she joins Casey and Danielle in reading one of the most important scenes that had ever graced the Bravo screen, and dare we say, elevates this masterpiece. 

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Danielle gives a quick recap of this week’s episode of Real Housewives of NY.

Casey and Danielle are joined by dream guest and dream human, Kristen Wiig. Kristen has an encyclopedic knowledge of all things Bravo and an unrivaled, astounding eye for detail. On the hallowed eve of New York’s premiere they discuss Bev Hills, Atlanta, Vanderump and unfortunately end up with more questions than answers. 

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A VERY SPECIAL BONUS EPISODE. Casey and Danielle in conversation with Chelsea Handler.