Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

October 4, 2018

Casey and Danielle are joined in the nook by the extremely attractive and fearlessly opinionated Joel Kim Booster. He will say some truths that will have you questioning your very being. And he will be right. The trio discuss Orange County, Dallas, the Jeff Lewis scandal, Atlanta pregnancies, and, of course, more 90 Day Fiance. 

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September 27, 2018

Casey and Danielle are joined by the delightfully savage Alec Sulkin, executive producer of Family Guy and writer of Ted and Ted 2. He is self admittedly “fluent” in housewives and has some VERY tough feedback for some of our gals. Casey and Danielle also OFFICIALLY are all in on 90 Day Fiancé Before the 90 Days. We ask you to please respect their decision at this time and as Kelly Dodd eloquently put it “Hit it or Quit it.” 

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September 13, 2018

Bitchsesh is back and, much like Leanne’s beer burps, sometimes Casey and Danielle are gonna utter things that are difficult to hear, like Steve Lodge brought some sex appeal this week. Also Casey defends her controversial spinning statement, while Deanna Cheng chimes in in defense of Carole, and OC’s Emily defends her dork. 

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September 6, 2018

WE’REEEEEEE BAAAAAAAACKKKKKK! Danielle and Casey are back in the nook! Lord lift us up where we belong! Danielle has another devastating tale of woe concerning her nether region and Casey has a burning workout question and demands answers. They cover NYC Reunion Part 3, Dallas, the end of Potomac, snoozeroo O.C and 90 DAY FIANCE BEFORE THE 90 DAYS DO WHAT WE SAY AND START WATCHING! With special 90 Day Fiance correspondent, Clare Mukherjee.

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August 30, 2018

We Interrupt this Vacation…because Danielle needed to get some stuff off her chest about the NYC reunions and more!! Plus empath Jamie Stein returns with some deep thoughts on the feud that has rocked this nation and Danielle gives the world the performance they’ve been asking for (well, three people on twitter asked for). Also Casey has a summer watching assignment for everyone, will you heed her call? We’ll be back next week with our regularly scheduled bitch sesh…

August 18, 2018

A mini ep from a vacationing Casey Wilson who refuses to stay silent (about a lot of things). No Tagging! Byeeeee!!!

August 15, 2018

Casey and Danielle are joined by the MF Powerhouse that is Jessi Klein. Emmy winning producer and writer, actress and author of the best selling memoir “You’ll Grow Out of It.” YOU WILL NEVER GROW OUT OF THIS EPISODE BECAUSE IT’S SO FUNNY. Oh, and Casey shares with Jessi and Danielle that she routinely pees in a cup in her car. Bye!

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August 9, 2018

Casey and Danielle are on the road and wearing Beverly Beach bikinis YOU’RE WELCOME. Grab your life jackets as they discuss the boat trip and shit stains from hell, defend Craig’s right to sew and perform a scene settling the Carole vs. Bethany debate once and for all. Enjoy a Bravo soundscape that opens the show created by Jennifer Li and Marc Jackson that will change your life forever. Paul Wilson, while devastated to be traveling during the DC show, would like everyone to know “Our celebrity Family Feud Episode airs Sunday March 12th.” Casey and Danielle will be back in September! 

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July 26, 2018

Mama Mia, what an episode! Before they break for the summer, much like Carole (RIP), Casey and Danielle are joined by the multi-talented and multi-tasking June Diane Raphael and she has come with thoughtz!!! On Luanne’s lawsuit, Vicky’s sexual prowess and Deuteronemy. 

Plus Casey suggests a new business plan for Cut fitness and Matt McConkey chimes in with another gorgeous review/Faniston plea.

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July 19, 2018

Trigger warning: This episode includes some information about Whispering Angel Rose that may be hard to “swallow.” Danielle is back in the nook and it feels so good. She and Casey are joined by all time fan favorite Ira Madison III and they get deep into Danielle’s pubes, Casey’s stalking of a reality star and Ira reveals his podcast beats Super Soul Sunday on the chartzzz.  NYC, Potomac, OC and Southern Charm are discussed – at length. Gather yourselves! 

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July 12, 2018

EPISODE OF THE SUMMAH! Casey is joined in the nook by the hilarious Blair Beeken, the incomparable Danny Pelligrino and fan write in Zachary Sergi who had lots of behind the scenes RHONY info to share. WE GOT INTO IT. And the result is electric. We discuss past iconic moments and present disturbing moments such as “I’m gonna leave hand prints on your f***ing ass.” WTFFFFFFF! 

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July 3, 2018

Danielle has some breaking news.

June 28, 2018

Casey is back in the nook and it feels so good. Joining her for this miniature ep is Deanna Cheng who, while recently having been attacked by a dog, looks fresh as a daisy. They discuss Casey’s dirty past, the promo for THE NYC boat trip we have all been waiting for and can’t remember Dennis’s name for the life of them. And they shant be taking that on. 

June 22, 2018

Casey is live at Largo and joined by co host Jessica Chaffin who is ON FIRE. Angel on earth Jamie-Lynn Sigler guests and DESTROYS in the role of Tinsley to Casey’s Dale as they examine seven eggs via FaceTime. Jamie gamely plays Housewives line or Sopranos Line? And Erin Gibson joins to share a tale of when her HUSBAND made out with Luanne. The boots on the ground are WILD. Get into it!

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Photo courtesy of Largo (@largolosangeles on Instagram)

June 14, 2018

Bitch Sesh fave Ana Ortiz is back this week and so is Daa-yul, and both are a breath of fresh in these dark times. They talk Bobby Z. (RIP), Teresa’s rage filled new body and the over abundance of terrible old white men. Plus Ana imagines what all the housewives are like in bed (spoiler alert: Tinsley is a freak!) 

This episode is brought to you by Ben & Jerry’s (store.benjerry.com), SockFancy (www.sockfancy.com/HOUSEWIVES), and Third Love (www.thirdlove.com/HOUSEWIVES).