Casey and Danielle are live from Onion Fest in Chicago – home of Scott the Coupon King! Hear excerpts from the show, a takedown of a couple that belongs in jail from Southern Charm, the craziest BOTG yet and some poignant music from Kathleen Gibson. Plus Casey reviews the weeks latest shows from Atlanta, home of Kroy’s minivan! 

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This week Danielle reports from the “Satellite Nook” with special co-host/ Justin Theroux hater Matt McConkey who alerts Danielle to the fact that mediums can google people to get info on them. They are joined by the hilarious writer of Ibiza Lauryn Kahn to talk Sonja’s washing frequency (not enough), Bethany’s nudity frequency (too much) and which housewife they want to sit on their lap while they give blood. 

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Bitchsesh is back with special co-host/royal watcher/Scheana Shay apologist Leslie Grossman who chides Danielle for being late to Vanderpump though she has her own (Valetta) skeletons in the closet. Then Hotwives co-creator Dannah Phirman stops by to talk bad lighting and snow globe abundance. 

They delve into the boring “BeSerkshires”, Robyn’s umbrella work, Shep’s bloated good looks and whether two different kinds of sperm are actually allergic to one other. 

Casey and Danielle sit down with guests Nicole Shabtai and Doug Mand. This attractive, hilarious couple has a lot to say about all things Housewives and have even brought their own watching habit issues to their couples therapist. Breakthrough’s are made. Casey and Danielle also grapple with a missed event and accuse guilty parties. And Casey makes an announcement concerning a surprise visitor to her home that no one will be ready for…

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Lu’s drunken tirade, Tinsley’s primal scream, Cameron’s husband’s penis, Kyle’s stolen purses, Nivea moisturizer, so much to cover and Casey and Danielle take it ALL on this week with the help of Deanna Cheng and Dennis Rodman.God bless America!

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Casey and Danielle get their eyes and vaginas on Kyle Richards new black and white checked foyer (vaginas because they attempted to do the splits with her, naturally). Enjoy the first half of our interview with Kyle Richards. The second half can be found on Stitcher Premium along with 16 other bonus episodes.

A SPECIAL ANNOUNCEMENT

Danielle and Casey welcome writer of Pitch Perfect 1, 2 and 3 and DIRECTOR (!!!) of the current box office hit BLOCKERS: Kay Cannon. She is a doll and most importantly… a huge housewives fan! Also we have a VERRRRY special listener request…. cryptic! 

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Casey and Danielle have a lot to cover and they didn’t even get into Southern Charm yet! Atlanta, Bev Hills, Vanderpump and the NY premiere! Watching these shows is their burden and cross to bear but they do it for you! You’re welcome! They discuss WWHL, Paul’s twitter and Vanessa Bayer has another very specific recommendation.

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Casey and Danielle thought Watch What Happens Live was the pinnacle of this week/life. They were wrong. Last night they welcomed feminist icon, cultural critic, New York Times best selling author, funny MF and Bravo OBSESSED, Roxane Gay. She is all things and more. They talk Vanderpump, Dorit Dorit Dorit and the nose ring heard round the world.

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Casey and Danielle sing and dance their way to Broadway (adjacent!). Here is a condensed version of the show featuring TONY MF AWARD WINNER Laura Benanti. She talks doing Lu’s cabaret, Nanny Kay, Pink Dog and lowers herself to sing with Casey and Danielle. (The rest of the show can be seen on tour)

Dream of Dreams guest Bryan Safi returns to the nook, like Eileen returning to Beverly Hills (except HE has his hair figured out). Casey apologizes for sleeping on Drag Race, Danielle sings her childhood sorrows, Bryan dissects Sheree’s forced photo shoot, and they all live in fear of Erika Jayne’s quiet anger.

Plus, special in the field reporting from Nicole Shabtai, where she answers Casey’s age old question from last week, “Who is that small man with Lisa Vanderpump?” and Casey’s husband David makes his first (and slightly drunken) appearance on the podcast with some hot takes on Jax. 

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Casey and Danielle fly guestless in the nook. It feels good to be home! They cover it all from the breathtaking new RHONY trailer, having housewives as guests, Marlo’s swim goggle glasses and PK’s tiny arms. NO TAGGING MF’S!!!!!! Jamie Stein weighs in with a Bev Hills dispatch from an empath. Summer tour dates and cities on Casey and Danielle’s instagram: caseyrosewilson and daniellecarolineschneider

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With Special Guest Erika Jayne.

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