Bitch Sesh: A Real Housewives Breakdown

March 11, 2022

Today on a very special episode of Bitch Sesh, Brown Family Historian June Diane Raphael and Brown Family Scholar, Elizabeth Laime join Brown Family Archivist, Casey Wilson to break down Season 16 of Sister Wives. There are also break THROUGHS. Namely that Casey now finds Meri, “breezy.” Enjoy!

March 4, 2022

Danny Pellegrino is on the show today to talk about his new amazing book but more importantly to point out the important details like Rynd’s socks with loafers and which former housewives don’t get mic’d. Plus we discuss Jen and Jackie’s whirlwind friendship/end of friendship, props at reunions and the fact that there are now too many JEN’S to keep up with in the housewives world.
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February 25, 2022

Casey and Danielle are fresh off live shows in Boston and NYC, dinner with the King of Kings, the stage debut of Sidney Besser, the TV debut of Paul Wilson and a surprise on The Drew Barrymore Show that rivals YOU not You. They recap it all here and of course dive into our beloved cities all while still processing the Marks family ice photo shoot.

February 10, 2022

Casey and Danielle are joined by writer and savage critic of The Housewives, Bridger Winegar to discuss everything from the madness of Lisa Barlow to the madness of Lisa Barlow!

February 4, 2022

Bitch Sesh All-Star Deanna Chang is back in the virtual nook to discuss the new season and the new noses, mouths and chins of New Jersey. They deep dive on the Luis video, the “comedy” show and of course the biggest debate, did Bill Aydin sleep with a pharma rep or a receptionist?!  Plus there’s Jen from SLC’s rant (that will be done in monologue competitions for ages to come), Noella’s sweat lodge nightmare and Emily and the other one.

January 27, 2022

And Just Like That… Casey and Danielle offer up a very special bonus episode dedicated to the highs and lows of a show their guest, SATC Historian Matt McConkey calls, “Better than Sex and The City.” Takes are explosive. Feelings are hurt. Tears are (quite literally) shed. You WILL be asked to sign a petition regarding Kim Cattrall. After the ep, enjoy Matt’s interview with the reason for the season, the man the myth, Michael Patrick King himself in a very special episode of Matt’s podcast, co-hosted by Dave Holmes: HOMOPHILIA.

January 19, 2022

We interrupt our regular podcast this week for a VERY SPECIAL EPISODE. The SLC reunion looks dropped, so Casey and Danielle dropped everything and ran to fashion stylist/ Bravo lover/ icon Brad Goreski to break down every step and unfortunately mostly missteps to ask the biggest question on all of our minds …what was the theme?

January 13, 2022

What a time to be alive and a member of the Housewives Universe! Our gals are dressing to impress on Project Runway one minute and laughing at a hubby motorboating a cleavage cake the next. Danielle and Casey are riding solo this week and come bearing an apology for having not jumped on the Miami train. Bienvenidos a Miami! They stand corrected and are IN. Finally, some actual wealth for our eyes to gaze upon! They talk Salt Lake, Orange County and Danielle makes a selfless indecent proposal. Enjoy!

January 7, 2022

Though the new year has started off rough for Danielle, Vicki Gunvlalson and Meghan King Edmonds, Casey had a wild and microdosed Christmas and lived to tell the tale. We are also joined by pod fave Ana Ortiz, who has many thoughts on Heather’s tight pony, Meredith’s insane feathers and suitcases full of cheese. Plus how many rebrand parties is Whitney going to have for Iris and Beau? Or is it Wildrose? Also there’s Noella, who whispered through a whole scene, on television.  We can’t get enough.

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December 16, 2021

And just like that, it’s our last episode before the holidays. Casey and Danielle are joined by the brightest of lights, writer/actress Jamie Brunton who has taken a strong dance on Sex and The City Part 900. They discuss Salt Lake in all its wedged salad glory and overstuffed luxury-filled closets and Orange County and Terry’s belief that he “looks better than he did ten years ago, due to botox.” As Danielle says, “Don’t get high on your own supply, Terry!” Wishing you a safe, healthy and happy holiday. We are grateful to you all and this community. Here’s to 2022 and even brighter days ahead (including the return of New Jersey!)

December 10, 2021

Casey and Danielle are joined by the one and only Michelle Collins. She is a sage and a light and where is her hair ad already?? The gals discuss episode 2 of Orange County – specifically Heather’s failed sushi party and her quitting and rejoining of the franchise. The good news is Terry’s still wearing leather jackets! They talk Salt Lake, the return of Sex and The City and some tougher comments Danielle’s daughter made to…Danielle.

December 3, 2021

Happy Hanukkah, Joyous Kwanzaa and Merry Christmas because Casey and Danielle have a double-sized ep for you, thanks to the manna from heaven Bravo has gifted us with. Where to start?! We’ll tell you where. With an explosive boot on the ground. An anonymous guest who will ensure the podcast is nominated for another People’s Choice Award. Then the gals are graced by Dave Quinn, author of the book Casey wants to be buried with, It’s Not All Diamonds and Rose. Together they all free-fall into Hulu’s new doc The Housewife and the Shah Shocker, Salt Lake, Potomac and the EXPLOSIVE debut of Nicki Minaj, the season premiere of Orange County and Ultimate Girls Trip. How did we get so lucky???!!!!

November 19, 2021

Casey and Danielle are guest-less this episode as is only right for an episode of this gravitas. Still recovering from the 50-hour bus ride to hell (Vail) where secrets were revealed, six lawyers were called and a bag of Cheetos became a character, they’re honestly spent. Is Meredith still in the bath as we speak? Most likely. Plus they discuss a Gizelle and Karen moment that brought tears to our eyes and the breeziest show that they’ve ever laid eyes on, Real Housewives Ultimate Girls Trip!!!! Lastly, ’tis the season for Casey and Danielle’s unauthorized Favorite Things segment. Enjoy!

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November 11, 2021

Casey and Danielle are joined by comedian, housewife impressionist and now author Amy Phillips to discuss the episode we’ve all been waiting for- The Shah-rest!!! Plus Mary puts on an awkward Italian feast that makes the Capri room at Bucca di Beppo look like heaven and they all try to figure out how the missionary position can in the forfeits words of Wendy Osefo “beat that puss to a pulp”.

November 4, 2021

Casey is back from NYC and fresh off of her appearance with one Whitney Rose on the ground zero of the Bravo universe, Watch What Happens Live. She and Danielle then have the misunderstanding of a lifetime. That they are still working through. They are then joined by the lovely delightful Rae Sanni whose razor-sharp observations cut like a knife. The knife of truth.

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