Conan talks to Isabel from southern West Virginia about establishing a self-sustaining homestead and how Conan would fill his time if he were forced off the grid.

Conan chats with Hannah from Vancouver about working on a yacht, the name of Conan’s boat, and how to handle high maintenance guests.

Triumph the Insult Comic Dog feels very proud to be Marc Maron’s friend.

Conan chats with Chris from Chico, CA about life as a paramedic and why he won’t dress up for Halloween anymore.

Comedian Mike Birbiglia feels ambitious about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Conan talks to Cammy from Buenos Aires about her work as a translator, the rules of dating, and Conan’s potential as a wingman.

Conan O’Brien feels okay about being Flula Borg’s friend.

Conan chats with Yvonne from Hawke’s Bay, New Zealand about smelling wine, tasting wine, and then just all be drunk.

Conan chats with Brice from Ames, Iowa about haulin’ horses, whether horses get jet lagged, and riding sidesaddle.

Comedian and musician Reggie Watts feels quixotic about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Conan chats with Bill from Winthrop Harbor, Illinois about his German Shepherd Hondo, working for a funeral home, and retirement life for dogs.

Werner Herzog feels a little bit weird about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.

Ambassador Rahm Emanuel feels a tremendous amount of self-loathing about being Conan O’Brien’s friend.