With Emmy nominated actress and purveyor of vagina jokes, Erin Gibson, this episode has everything from rose quartz to the energy of a million aliens. Take a page from Biscuit’s book and bark first, apologize later. If you like hard books and want to hear Vicky refer to her tarot spread as a “celtic spread ass thing”, tune the heck in!

Special friends on repeat, it’s Jackie Beat! This fairy drag mother explains how if you add an eighth layer of coronavirus to her seven layer dip, she will be “having none of that dip and none of that dick.” A former tarot reader herself, Jackie likes using playing cards for the readings, or as she says “out with the hanging man and in with the well hung man.” Tune in for Karens and luckily no dick paralysis. 

Put your pussy in the wind with this week’s guest, Lauren Lapkus! What is that? A GIANT MOTH?? Tune in for dust bunnies and jolly bitches as Vicky reminds us that “if miss virus has told us anything, it’s go home and mind your business.” It’s time to look for signs! Get ready for Vicky’s David Attenborough moment with moths and some YouTube for no reason. Catch Lauren in the new Netflix movie, The Wrong Missy with David Spade. And remember, you’re f*ckin welcome!

“I’ve always been that bitch.” Joined by the esteemed Miss Eureka O’Hara, these two queens want you to know that quarantine is real and anxiety is here. Get ready because Vicky’s got her glasses on. She’s ready to read. The library stays open! Catch Eureka on HBO’s new series “We’re Here.”

Joined by the legendary Jujubee, these two conjure up the good feminine energy with matching amethyst crystals (Vicky’s on her titty). Tune in for younger men, completion and smooth scat (get your mind out of the gutter). According to Juju, Vicky’s epitaph will read, “She died deep throating a banana.” Catch Dragnificent! on TLC Mondays at 11pm and enjoy this episode for your nerves, henny!

After a wild weekend together in Vegas (pre-rona), Vicky and Rhea Litre gag about the Cher, the Mariah and doing a little Dua Lipa. Tune in for glitter dick at Fu Bar, oil of oregano and a How To Troll A Troll 101. “Ain’t that the truth tho?” Remember, you can be fine and going through it. You’re f*ckin welcome. 

Joined by the beautiful Sasha Colby, these two procrastinating hoes dive into their love of Cher and how “our friends were too turnt up for a night club in Las Vegas.” Leading the praise and worship section at the Mariah concert, Vicky and Sasha have been clocking wigs for years now. For these two divas, life goes from “hello stage” to “technically Saturday” in the blink of an eye. Just be sure to have your slot machine twerk down, because according to these two, that shit werks.

This episode is one bumpy ride. Joined by none other than MEATBALL, this is kiki that screams! Gaga could never. Like the Koolaid man, these two are coming through your roof with mental health and mozzarella sticks. Tune in for a nude leotard with a furry vagina as these two go from young hoes to drunk aunties. 

Joined by one of the most talented Drag Kings in the game, Landon Cider, this episode is one part ghost story and two parts trusting intuition. In Landon’s words, a night out with Vicky means “we gonna have a good time. I’m gonna fuck you up.” Tune in for octopi, and why Vicky isn’t allowed on Reddit. As we all know, “it’s not easy to be a dude. But it’s easy to be a stupid dumb dude.”

Vicky chats with Sovereign Syre, an important adult with an impressive life who also happens to be an award-winning pornstar. From how to tell the size of a penis based off the length of someone’s torso to whether gay dick is actually bigger than its straight counterpart – we guarantee a scintillating debate. Tune in for a deep dive into kink and trust that if you “put your pussy in the wind, we guarantee you’ll find someone to f*ck.” God bless the sex workers. 

Vicky and Mano dive deep into sleep paralysis, peaches and wouldn’t you know it… a prized cucumber! Ever sit on a curb eating a dirty water dog? So have we. This episode is a PSA for why you should never go to a Taco Bell drive thru drunk. Also, imposter syndrome is real and names are crazy. Tune in for some shenanigananery and a ghost in Greece? You know the drill.

**DISCLAIMER** This episode was recorded before quarantine. 

“If I’m on my deathbed, bring on the horse tranquilizer. That’s the way to go out.” Joined by parenting expert, Bev Ginsberg, these two Jersey girls get on a soapbox explaining life to our millennial producer. “I’m 70 years old – gimme a good time!” Bev has a bone to pick with Anne Frank. Yes, she’s gonna start a twitter feud with the ghost of Anne Frank. If you enjoyed this episode, tune the heck in to Bev’s new podcast THE HUMAN CONDITION. It’s a hoot and a holler and just what you need this quarantine szn.

**DISCLAIMER** first of all, this was recorded BEFORE coronavirus. Vicky has not been out werking. Nobody has. Second of all, cocaine is bad. Especially during a respiratory pandemic. Stay safe and avoid horse tranquilizer. 

“For such a success, I feel like a failure.” Writer and comedian, Demi Adejuyigbe joins Vicky to bond over their struggles on the road to success. Using tarot, Vicky helps Demi get to the bottom of his dating woes. From meet-cutes to long distance relationships to… phone stuff?! this episode feels like Lisa Frank threw up. 

Vicky just wants to see one alien. Just one. Remember that infamous trip to Mt Shasta Vicky talked about with Alaska? Well here’s Wendy Ho, the ho that started it all! From medical advice like “get ya booty hole looked at” to Wendy’s past life as Jesus Christ’s babysitter, this ep is sure to bring you some giggles during your self-isolation. 

If you liked Willam’s glitter dick video, tune in to hear the man behind some of the funniest lines. Esteemed music producer and artist, Big Dipper joins Vicky to tell his story. “If you don’t invest in yourself, aint nobody gonna invest in you neither.” Sisters from another mister, these two Kiki hard. You’re f*ckin welcome.