Adam Pally, Seth Morris, and Gil Ozeri join Matt Besser for a venture through the pussy mines on this week’s improv4humans! Along the way they make up names for gum, get better acquainted to living without technology, debate about proper egg cooking terms, and are approached by a vengeful Bob Dylan. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

You’ll find yourself humming during this week’s bonus episode of improv4humans! Guests Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, and John Gemberling bring the superheat to these cool portable scenes complete with a great soundtrack! The End.

Want to pass something along to a friend but don’t want to have an awkward conversation about returning it later? Pass along this week’s episode of improv4humans as guests Sean Conroy, Brian Huskey, and John Gemberling create scenes about dinosaur museums, questionable fast food chain policies, and peanut butter creatures. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Lennon Parham, Charlie Sanders, and Anthony King take you on an improv journey through history with scenes involving a dirty BBQ joint, juggalo babysitters, and uni-poops Yo dog, so don’t be a Barton Fink and listen to this week’s episode of improv4humans!! Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Watch out! Everything around you could be an instrument of death! Guests Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider join Matt Besser in this week’s bonus episode, and perform two scenes inspired by fan-suggested YouTube videos. These ruthless improvisers will use household items, tiny peanut grenades, and cutthroat game show tactics to make you laugh! Don’t forget to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

What do we do improv for? Freedom? Babies? Urine-soaked potato salad? Colton Dunn, Jeff Hiller, and Danielle Schneider use worst summer stories submitted by improv4humans fans and crazy YouTube clips to inspire scenes about dance shoes, rainbows, and strip searches. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

And now the thrilling conclusion of improv4humans LIVE from the Del Close Marathon! More improvisers (like Mike Delaney from The Stepfathers and The Swarm), more stories, more scenes, more laughs! How can you go wrong?

Del Close Marathon is a 14 year old tradition of the Upright Citizens Brigade. Every year, the finest improvisers gather in New York City to perform improv all day and all night. So since all these great improvisers are all in one place, why not get them on the podcasts? Hear over 30 improvisers try their hand at this whole podcasting thing, and stay tuned for part two!

Hey, all you stupid, fat little girls. It’s time to redeem your rock n’ roll gift card for some great guests… Lennon Parham, Pam Murphy, and Ben Siemon! They cover everything from cancer to coal mines to Schindler’s List. We also hear listener summer stories, and talk to Chris Gore about whether improv is for pussies. Don’t forget to submit YOUR worst summer story for a chance to be featured on an upcoming episode! Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Eric the Paid Intern is leaving Earwolf to take a job in facial recognition software (because he’s a genius) so here are some awesome Eric interviews and improv scenes that we’ve saved up from past episodes. Hear improv from Horatio Sanz, Adam Pally, Sean Conroy, Mookie Blaiklock, Danielle Schneider, and your other favorite improvisers.

Wouldn’t it be funny if you guys, I don’t know, like, listened to today’s episode of improv4humans or whatever? Our humans for the week are Amanda Sitko, Mookie Blaiklock, and Will McLaughlin who get a vocab lesson and get to know some men on the street. It’s more pleasant than lasik and more thrilling than your first shot of whiskey.  Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

Time to board your flight to this week’s bonus episode. Horatio Sanz and Sean Conroy join Matt Besser to discuss airport frustrations. Oh, that 5’6″ human-shaped balloon filled with helium? That’s nothing. Pay that no mind.

How about you go speed dating with four of the best improvisers on the planet: Horatio Sanz, Sean Conroy, Matt Walsh, and of course, Matt Besser. They may give you the third degree, but they will also provide you with aural bacon and pancakes. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.

If your wheelchair doubles as a bed and toilet, does that make you a cyborg? What if you’re just a head on a box? Guests Gil Ozeri, Adam Pally, and John Gemberling debate human vs. cyborg with improv4humans fan Neclord. This episode’s also full of oak tag, dry lattes, and phantom penis. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Dragoon.

After a night of loud love making, it’s nice to wake up, enjoy some toast points, and listen to a new improv4humans. That’s only if there’s no fear of a Nazi invasion, of course. This week we have Scott Aukerman, David Koechner, Will Forte, and Danielle Schneider joining us, all of whom will appear on this season of Comedy Bang! Bang! on IFC, premiering Friday, June 8. Be sure to pick up an improv4humans shirt from the Earwolf Store and follow @MattBesser on Twitter to send in your improv suggestions. Music by Bobby Matthews and Dragoon.